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Things NOT to say during sex.
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" Pass the remote" Definitely not the time to be measuring it.  | |||
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" Pass the remote" And then taking out the phone and saying "Hang on, just need to take a new profiler for fab." | |||
"Second thoughts.... let's turn the lights off "Do you know where I left the car keys darling... | |||
" Pass the remote And then taking out the phone and saying "Hang on, just need to take a new profiler for fab."" lmao | |||
" Pass the remote Definitely not the time to be measuring it. " | |||
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"Second thoughts.... let's turn the lights off
Do you know where I left the car keys darling..."Yes... and you have to come find them.  | |||
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" Pass the remote And then taking out the phone and saying "Hang on, just need to take a new profiler for fab."" Smile | |||
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""Your sister didn't mind doing that?"" | |||
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""Guess who i met at the GUM clinic today : .... " | |||
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"Your mother felt tighter "oh my god lmao | |||
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"That reminds me, I might go home via the port tunnel tonight. " Hope they bleach it beforehand | |||
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"That ceiling is in bad need of painting
Tina " | |||
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"Call her someone elses name bye accident wow ! " Especially if it's a man's name | |||
"Were you always a woman? " Coz that's a MASSIVE clit! | |||
"Were you always a woman? Coz that's a MASSIVE clit! ""Fuuuuuck! 7 inches? You're the most womanly woman I've ever known, apart from the facial hair and the deep voice, but what a clit!" | |||
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"Hey...your cats tongue is very rough "She's got a sweet ass though  | |||
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"So we've agreed to never tell our mum and dad right?" haha, I'm sure that was thought threw.. | |||
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"You'd pass for an eight or nine in the dark. "You'd pass for an eight or a nine...centimetres. | |||
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"You're making me so hard! You look just like my sister! " Your sister made me hard too....  | |||
"You're making me so hard! You look just like my sister! Your sister made me hard too.... "...but your brother was better! | |||
"You're making me so hard! You look just like my sister! Your sister made me hard too....
...but your brother was better! "At sucking your dad... | |||
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"You smell like your grandmother" She was a great ride as well, god rest her | |||
"I'd have better sex alone " | |||
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"Were you chopping chillies earlier?" haha ive just had one of those moments! | |||
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"Oh f**k that's Vicks not Vaseline True story "Holy Christ I done that before with deep heat instead of lube  | |||
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"Jesus you taste bad I'm gonna puke "Funny, that's what the last customer said too | |||
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"Can you hurry my husbands due any minute and he has a bad temper " That sounds more like a challenge | |||
"You remind me of my cousin" Depending on that being positive or negative.. it could go either way  | |||
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"Do you have waterproof sheets?? "No but I've a waterproof mouth. I've never drowned | |||
"Do you have waterproof sheets??
No but I've a waterproof mouth. I've never drowned "Can you swim?? | |||
"Do you have waterproof sheets??
No but I've a waterproof mouth. I've never drowned
Can you swim?? "Of course I can swim, if the water's warm  | |||
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"Hold there a muinte just have to send a text" Would that be classed as a sext?? | |||
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"Haha well any sort of a text is a inconvenience when the other person is waiting ready and horny as hell" For sure Miss Fab...ruins the moment | |||
"Haha well any sort of a text is a inconvenience when the other person is waiting ready and horny as hell For sure Miss Fab...ruins the moment "Just a tad bit | |||
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"An older lady once said let me take out my teeth before you fuck my face she was a filthy beast " I did not | |||
"An older lady once said let me take out my teeth before you fuck my face she was a filthy beast I did not "LMAO | |||
"An older lady once said let me take out my teeth before you fuck my face she was a filthy beast I did not "Pmsl | |||
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"Oh god, what's that smell? "The smell must’ve been bad!  | |||
"Oh god, what's that smell?
The smell must’ve been bad! "Really bad | |||
"Oh god, what's that smell?
The smell must’ve been bad!
Really bad "That bad they left! | |||
"Honestly i didnt say his name !! I just called out JESUS !! OH GOD JESUS !! " The second cumin was it ???
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