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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago
donegal |
Roll up Roll up!!...come and get the bargains. Evweryone has £10 to spend in the fab shop...no returns, spend it wisely my sexy fabbers 
Party Invite... £8
Hot Verification....£8
Regular fuck Buddy....£8
Extra Inch(male only product)....£6
Coffee Meet.....£6
More Self Esteem....£5
More Self Confidence....£4
More wit and repartee...£4
More Intelligence....£4
Tighter Ass....£3
Bigger Boobs £3
More Hair... £3
Nicer Hair... £2
Bigger muscles....£2
Flatter Tummy ...£2
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.all prices based on current exchange rates and subject to availability...
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"I`l have a regular fuck buddy @ £8 and as i already have the big boobs can i exchange these for 2 x tighter tummys.. I`l owe you 1 
..oi..its not swap shop..no trade ins.. "
Damn.. there goes my kinky fantasy with Noel Edmonds then, wonder if Keith Chegwin is available |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bigger muscles please 
You are in amazing shape.
There are girls here in the gym right now that are killing themselves to look half as good as you. "
Ooopppsss that sounds like you didn't kill yourself working hard and it came easy sorry. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?
What about
Less wrinkles
Stamina
Straight nose
Full set of teeth
Big balls
Etc
???
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Laser hair removal
And a double allowance for couples as Foo will waste it all on silly moustaches! Is that the plural? Moustachi lol |
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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago
donegal |
"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?
What about
Less wrinkles
Stamina
Straight nose
Full set of teeth
Big balls
Etc
???
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..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart... |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?
What about
Less wrinkles
Stamina
Straight nose
Full set of teeth
Big balls
Etc
???
..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart... "
Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?
What about
Less wrinkles
Stamina
Straight nose
Full set of teeth
Big balls
Etc
???
..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...
Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons! "
Up ur ass there's a thought to go to sleep with  |
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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago
donegal |
"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?
What about
Less wrinkles
Stamina
Straight nose
Full set of teeth
Big balls
Etc
???
..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...
Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons! "
..ahhh coupons...i meant customer loyalty vip club...  |
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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago
donegal |
"Is the boob job €3 per boob?
Do couple's get double allowance?
Madame Boo "
.yes..its an individual allowance so both parties can spend...although couples on fab never ever shop alone..
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.eh..no..£3 a set...thats put a very odd vision in my head!!  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?
What about
Less wrinkles
Stamina
Straight nose
Full set of teeth
Big balls
Etc
???
..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...
Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons!
Up ur ass there's a thought to go to sleep with "
Oh my....I can't afford any thoughts about this cj, seriously you're a devil! the dragon heads are out and I'm trying to keep myself calm....  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?
What about
Less wrinkles
Stamina
Straight nose
Full set of teeth
Big balls
Etc
???
..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...
Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons!
Up ur ass there's a thought to go to sleep with
Oh my....I can't afford any thoughts about this cj, seriously you're a devil! the dragon heads are out and I'm trying to keep myself calm.... "
Save that tenner than and buy a new charger |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?
What about
Less wrinkles
Stamina
Straight nose
Full set of teeth
Big balls
Etc
???
..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...
Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons!
Up ur ass there's a thought to go to sleep with
Oh my....I can't afford any thoughts about this cj, seriously you're a devil! the dragon heads are out and I'm trying to keep myself calm....
Save that tenner than and buy a new charger "
The tenner goes to a new charger lead as you guessed rightly. |
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