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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Vibrators were invented for something else 
Vibrators were originally invented in 19th century as a way to reduce hysteria in women.  
The average lenght of a mans penis is 5.6inches 
Sex burns between 100-200 calories for men and 69 cals for women 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Sex burns between 100-200 calories for men and 69 cals for women
I'm telling you I burn more than 69 calories in a good meet and that's a sexual fact too. "
Good being the operative word, I thought I noticed the ankles a bit swollen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The rhythmic pulsating motion of the vaginal walls during female orgasm is designed to push sperm up toward the uterus and into the cervix. And you thought the real purpose of the female orgasm was pleasure.
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Viagra, the first oral treatment for erectile dysfunction was developed accidentally by scientists at Pfizer Laboratories and was greenlighted for use by the FDA on March 27, 1998.
"Originally, we were testing sildenafil, the active drug in Viagra, as a cardiovascular drug and for its ability to lower blood pressure,'' Dr. Brian Klee, senior medical director at Pfizer, told French news agency, AFP. "But one thing that was found during those trials is that people didn't want to give the medication back because of the side effect of having erections that were harder, firmer and lasted longer.'' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Penguin protists test. .
Researchers have observed female penguins exchanging sexual favors with male penguins that aren’t their mates in exchange for pebbles they then use to build nests for their babies.
Guess as he's keeping the nest she pops around giving bjs as soon as the mate leaves...
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Although it was the Egyptians who showed us traceable proof of oral sex (via cave paintings), the blowjob was only popularised in print again around the 1920's...
Which begs the question, what the fook were people doing in between those two dates????
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"Penguin protists test. .
Researchers have observed female penguins exchanging sexual favors with male penguins that aren’t their mates in exchange for pebbles they then use to build nests for their babies.
Guess as he's keeping the nest she pops around giving bjs as soon as the mate leaves...
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The dirty cheating sluts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Women are aroused by chimpanzee porn.
That’s right, as weeeeeeeird as that is. A study showed that women who viewed footage of chimpanzee sex became sexually aroused and experienced vaginal lubrication.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Women are aroused by chimpanzee porn.
That’s right, as weeeeeeeird as that is. A study showed that women who viewed footage of chimpanzee sex became sexually aroused and experienced vaginal lubrication.
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Ya might be onto something there, a banana to replace the remote control mmmm  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"Although it was the Egyptians who showed us traceable proof of oral sex (via cave paintings), the blowjob was only popularised in print again around the 1920's...
Which begs the question, what the fook were people doing in between those two dates????
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Perfecting their techniques
We (women) are programmed to reproduce and are at a more heightened state of arousal during ovulation
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Vibrators were invented for something else
Vibrators were originally invented in 19th century as a way to reduce hysteria in women.
The average lenght of a mans penis is 5.6inches
Sex burns between 100-200 calories for men and 69 cals for women
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I do 69 but not calories  |
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"Women are aroused by chimpanzee porn.
That’s right, as weeeeeeeird as that is. A study showed that women who viewed footage of chimpanzee sex became sexually aroused and experienced vaginal lubrication.
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The same study showed chimps weren't turned on by lady porn. Only the big apes were.
Oh and strangely enough so were goldfish and rabbit's.
#notfactbutprobablytrueinsomeonesmind |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"There's 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen
There's a fact I could swallow
Madame Boo"
Would you like this delicious and nutritious bowl of gruel Boo?
It's your favourite!
(And just the right temperature so you won't need to escape.... I mean walk in the woods until it cools!) 
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Women are aroused by chimpanzee porn.
That’s right, as weeeeeeeird as that is. A study showed that women who viewed footage of chimpanzee sex became sexually aroused and experienced vaginal lubrication.
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Oh my....you could read a lot of things. Into that one! |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"There's 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen
There's a fact I could swallow
Madame Boo
Would you like this delicious and nutritious bowl of gruel Boo?
It's your favourite!
(And just the right temperature so you won't need to escape.... I mean walk in the woods until it cools!)
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Yum yum  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There's 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen"
With the average speed of ejaculation at 28mph, your going to need more than a teaspoon to catch those babies |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"The German for “contraceptive” is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you’ve finished saying it, it’s too late.
Lmao trying to say that
Madame
I'd love to hear you saying that "
Ooooh err DH quite the mouthful but I am sure that I can get my tongue around it lol
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When a woman performs oral it produces a hormone in her body that burns fat.
Further to that..... when a woman performs oral on me it increases that hormone and amount of fat burned by ten fold. I'm open to offers ladies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Left testicles tend to hang lower than the right ones.
Who's checking??
Haha just checked, bang on"
Not mine! Had a little bit removed so righty swings lower!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sex burns between 100-200 calories for men and 69 cals for women
I'm telling you I burn more than 69 calories in a good meet and that's a sexual fact too. "
Do you wear a fitbit during a meet lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Women are aroused by chimpanzee porn.
That’s right, as weeeeeeeird as that is. A study showed that women who viewed footage of chimpanzee sex became sexually aroused and experienced vaginal lubrication.
Oh my....you could read a lot of things. Into that one! "
I don't think he does much reading |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"One sperm holds 37.5MB of data. So if one ejaculation has 200 million sperm, that's a transfer of 7500 terrabytes of data. And all within 2 minutes  "
Ur wifi must be slow mine is downloaded in 3 seconds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Viagra, the first oral treatment for erectile dysfunction was developed accidentally by scientists at Pfizer Laboratories and was greenlighted for use by the FDA on March 27, 1998.
"Originally, we were testing sildenafil, the active drug in Viagra, as a cardiovascular drug and for its ability to lower blood pressure,'' Dr. Brian Klee, senior medical director at Pfizer, told French news agency, AFP. "But one thing that was found during those trials is that people didn't want to give the medication back because of the side effect of having erections that were harder, firmer and lasted longer.''"
Mmmm very interesting knowledge sir |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A bull can cum every half hour in a 24 hour period. Lions are the same. Rats once an hour. Most turkeys are bi-sexual.
In case it comes up in a pub quiz..."
Ya calling me a turkey mate |
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"A bull can cum every half hour in a 24 hour period. Lions are the same. Rats once an hour. Most turkeys are bi-sexual.
In case it comes up in a pub quiz...
Ya calling me a turkey mate
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A bull turkey?? |
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