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Weirdest Thing Said On A Coffee Meet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I am separated... just out of a marriage ... I would like to try a relationship with you... "
No thank you... 
Fook me no way haha lol"
True story ... my first ever social ..
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
""I'm not interested in meeting as such. I'm doing a thesis on this subject for my college course and want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind". "
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PRICELESS!!!! 
Think we got a winner... |
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""I'm not interested in meeting as such. I'm doing a thesis on this subject for my college course and want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind".
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PRICELESS!!!!
Think we got a winner..."
It was a very strange situation. It turned out I had done some work for her and her ex some years before and we also knew people in common. I didn't realise who she was until I spotted her getting out of her car in the car park and I had decided I wasn't going to go there. As a result I wasn't that bothered when I heard what she wanted. |
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""I'm not interested in meeting as such. I'm doing a thesis on this subject for my college course and want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind". "
Which college? Sydney university? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I am separated... just out of a marriage ... I would like to try a relationship with you... "
No thank you...
Can't believe you didn't fall for that one "
Been there got rid of the drama 2 years ago... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once on a vanilla coffee date.first time meeting.
He says im looking for a wife and kids
My coffee was gulped down in five muintes and i ran"
Haha brilliant. I have the kids just need the wife myself lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once on a vanilla coffee date.first time meeting.
He says im looking for a wife and kids
My coffee was gulped down in five muintes and i ran
Haha brilliant. I have the kids just need the wife myself lol "
It was scary he would have been arranging wedding plans by end of coffee meet if i had stuck around  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once on a vanilla coffee date.first time meeting.
He says im looking for a wife and kids
My coffee was gulped down in five muintes and i ran
Haha brilliant. I have the kids just need the wife myself lol
It was scary he would have been arranging wedding plans by end of coffee meet if i had stuck around "
Would that have been a bad thing  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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""I'm not interested in meeting as such. I'm doing a thesis on this subject for my college course and want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind".
Which college? Sydney university? "
You never know where or when Sydney will pop up and no veri either! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once on a vanilla coffee date.first time meeting.
He says im looking for a wife and kids
My coffee was gulped down in five muintes and i ran
Haha brilliant. I have the kids just need the wife myself lol
It was scary he would have been arranging wedding plans by end of coffee meet if i had stuck around
Would that have been a bad thing "
Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was just coming out of Starbucks yesterday in fact, good looking waitress, says to me on the way out, don't stumble over something behind you!! Cheeky mare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you meet me in the carpark instead and I'll let you suck me off,.,
Eah.., no thanks yer grand! "
Oh thank god thought it was just me .... and they sayou it like it's a treat .... what a lucky girl am I  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you meet me in the carpark instead and I'll let you suck me off,.,
Eah.., no thanks yer grand!
Oh thank god thought it was just me .... and they sayou it like it's a treat .... what a lucky girl am I "
Yep ive had that one too. |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
Irish people don't know how to fook and know nothing about swinging or sex
(...said to me over coffee by a woman who's part of a couple...)
She obviously knew nothing about her age as when we met she was "42" on her profile but then turned "52" a week later  ...
..tbh though I have been known to put years on a few people ... |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"On a first vanilla date he said he would know fairly soon if i was to "birth him children " his words!!! And that wasnt the worst thing he said  "
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"Tell me more,
tell me more,
Did you get very far,
Tell me more,
Tell me more,
Like did he have a car"
Please continue Madam ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahh when i get uncomfortable i tend to ramble or make jokes so when he said that about children and knowing in weeks i went " i have cheese in my fridge longer than that"
Also asked would i be willing to move to belfast as he has property up there... now i can be charming when i need to be but im not that good lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I get twenty euro off you for taxi home it's started to rain.....
I had picked her up at her house and offered to drop her home but she wanted to do some shopping first... |
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