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"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.her being the driver is even worse  *runs for cover*"
They don't call it driving though, do they? 
Hedgetrimming or ploughing might be more accurate terms! |
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"Drive his car, adjust his seat and then leave it 8" from the steering wheel. He then has to play contortionist to wrangle himself into his own seat.... "
But did you die?? |
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"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.her being the driver is even worse *runs for cover*
They don't call it driving though, do they?
Hedgetrimming or ploughing might be more accurate terms! "
Yes but I'm not brave or stupid enough to say it in front of her |
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"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.her being the driver is even worse *runs for cover*
They don't call it driving though, do they?
Hedgetrimming or ploughing might be more accurate terms!
Yes but I'm not brave or stupid enough to say it in front of her "
I'd say you are a brave man ... or daft ... no you are smart... I'd still run if I were you ...  |
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Looking at it from a different perspective, maybe take a step back. Lay on a nice romantic meal, drinks of your choice, his favourite dessert to finish.You of course are dressed to the nines, sexy new lingerie, smouldering hot  slowly undress, caressing your body.. fucking irresistable,you have this guy at your mercy... then the punch line; not tonight baby, I have a headache |
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"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.her being the driver is even worse *runs for cover*
They don't call it driving though, do they?
Hedgetrimming or ploughing might be more accurate terms!
Yes but I'm not brave or stupid enough to say it in front of her
I'd say you are a brave man ... or daft ... no you are smart... I'd still run if I were you ... "
All of the above and I've gotten manys the dead arm from her to prove it |
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"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.her being the driver is even worse *runs for cover*
They don't call it driving though, do they?
Hedgetrimming or ploughing might be more accurate terms!
Yes but I'm not brave or stupid enough to say it in front of her
I'd say you are a brave man ... or daft ... no you are smart... I'd still run if I were you ...
All of the above and I've gotten manys the dead arm from her to prove it"
Classy lady ... respect |
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"Take his card, have yourself an online shopping spree "
I got a phone call from the bank once to tell me that they were suspicious about some activity on my credit card and were concerned that it might be stolen. I confirmed that it had been stolen a few weeks previously. The bank manager was shocked that I hadn't reported it. I explained that so far the thief was spending less than the missus normally spent on it.  |
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"Have the radio on and ask
"Can we talk about something?" 
He'll most likely want to turn the radio down (multitasking radio while convo is on can be tough for most men)
...Do not let him  "
Fucking hell, I'm getting annoyed just thinking about it! |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"Some Quorn sausages, over cooked broccoli and lumpy mash served with a warm beer might do the trick. "
Nothing better than quorn to draw out the Neanderthal caveman carnivore
Offer to make them their favourite sandwich and then feck off doing something else |
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"Drive his car, adjust his seat and then leave it 8" from the steering wheel. He then has to play contortionist to wrangle himself into his own seat....
But did you die?? "
Just about survived. Just.
My car now has this function that memorizes my seat position so when my key unlocks the car, the seats and mirrors etc go to my prefered settings. No more contorting for me.... |
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"Drive his car, adjust his seat and then leave it 8" from the steering wheel. He then has to play contortionist to wrangle himself into his own seat....
But did you die?? Just about survived. Just.
My car now has this function that memorizes my seat position so when my key unlocks the car, the seats and mirrors etc go to my prefered settings. No more contorting for me...."
See you can survive |
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Why would you want to drive a man or woman for that matter insane..
IMO.. People that think like that should take a good look at themselves..
It's there they might find the answer |
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"Some Quorn sausages, over cooked broccoli and lumpy mash served with a warm beer might do the trick.
Nothing better than quorn to draw out the Neanderthal caveman carnivore
Offer to make them their favourite sandwich and then feck off doing something else "
That's just cruel. A man has a deep rooted primeval connection to a well made sammich. You can't tease us with that then dash our hopes |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Some Quorn sausages, over cooked broccoli and lumpy mash served with a warm beer might do the trick.
Nothing better than quorn to draw out the Neanderthal caveman carnivore
Offer to make them their favourite sandwich and then feck off doing something else
That's just cruel. A man has a deep rooted primeval connection to a well made sammich. You can't tease us with that then dash our hopes "
It's not really teasing... it's multitasking and the sammich not making the priority to do list
For the record... when I do get around to it, I make a great sandwich worth waiting for  |
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