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"Awe no it would be great fun if everyone happy all the time world be nicer place to live in "
Then there would never be any angry sex, or make up sex...
Why do you not like sex???  |
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"I think a good shag would sort a lot out including me 
Would you settle for a mediocre one?
If you sing a song as a warm up I go along with it.
Ah bollix  "
Sometimes it's better if you hum. The vibrations can work wonders  |
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"I think a good shag would sort a lot out including me
Would you settle for a mediocre one?
If you sing a song as a warm up I go along with it.
Ah bollix
Sometimes it's better if you hum. The vibrations can work wonders "
Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge humming and the second one, now thats the sound of a man humming. You never hear a woman humming. I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards.
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"I think a good shag would sort a lot out including me
Would you settle for a mediocre one?
If you sing a song as a warm up I go along with it.
Ah bollix
Sometimes it's better if you hum. The vibrations can work wonders
Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge humming and the second one, now thats the sound of a man humming. You never hear a woman humming. I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards.
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I prefer
mmm mmm mmm mmm
mmm mmm mmm mmm
The sound of a wand.
Or your one from the crash test dummies.
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"I think a good shag would sort a lot out including me
Would you settle for a mediocre one?
If you sing a song as a warm up I go along with it.
Ah bollix
Sometimes it's better if you hum. The vibrations can work wonders
Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge humming and the second one, now thats the sound of a man humming. You never hear a woman humming. I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards.
I prefer
mmm mmm mmm mmm
mmm mmm mmm mmm
The sound of a wand.
Or your one from the crash test dummies.
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Phwooarr! Ya filthy yoke ya!  |
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