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Question of morality.
Your out for a walk. You somehow manage to walk further than you planned. You have a sudden realisation that you really REALLY need to pee. Miles from the nearest loo. Looking for somewhere to release the pressure you happen across one of your ex's. This ex informs you that ISIS have been about and covered their head in powder form anthrax. The only hope of avoiding a painful death is to rinse the powder off with ANY form of fluid. So here's the moral question. As you stand there bursting for a piss you have to decide. Do you go to their funeral or not? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Question of morality.
Your out for a walk. You somehow manage to walk further than you planned. You have a sudden realisation that you really REALLY need to pee. Miles from the nearest loo. Looking for somewhere to release the pressure you happen across one of your ex's. This ex informs you that ISIS have been about and covered their head in powder form anthrax. The only hope of avoiding a painful death is to rinse the powder off with ANY form of fluid. So here's the moral question. As you stand there bursting for a piss you have to decide. Do you go to their funeral or not?
Brilliant be even better if he was on fire as well  "
I'd be like "hold still. Nearly there. Whoops. Seem to be hitting everywhere except your head. Hold on. I got this. Damn the wind is blowing me stream EVERYWHERE. Damn it. Empty. Jesus I needed that. Best of luck. By the way. Blisters are not a good look on ya" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Question of morality.
Your out for a walk. You somehow manage to walk further than you planned. You have a sudden realisation that you really REALLY need to pee. Miles from the nearest loo. Looking for somewhere to release the pressure you happen across one of your ex's. This ex informs you that ISIS have been about and covered their head in powder form anthrax. The only hope of avoiding a painful death is to rinse the powder off with ANY form of fluid. So here's the moral question. As you stand there bursting for a piss you have to decide. Do you go to their funeral or not?
Brilliant be even better if he was on fire as well
I'd be like "hold still. Nearly there. Whoops. Seem to be hitting everywhere except your head. Hold on. I got this. Damn the wind is blowing me stream EVERYWHERE. Damn it. Empty. Jesus I needed that. Best of luck. By the way. Blisters are not a good look on ya" "
I'd just jog on laughing  |
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"A jesus he could not be that bad"
Ah no of course not we just didn't work out because we had a difference in opinions he thought he was God and I didn't |
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