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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
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So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?!  |
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"So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?! "
We're ya ever out picking spuds after half the crop have gotten blight, and you pick up a puss filled one and it squirts all over you. #TraumaticChildhood |
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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
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"So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?!
We're ya ever out picking spuds after half the crop have gotten blight, and you pick up a puss filled one and it squirts all over you. #TraumaticChildhood"
#potatoblight #theirishfamine #whenwereyouborn  |
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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
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"Did it run through your fingers 
It got all messy very quickly
I like when it gets all messy very quickly but like it to last a long time "
Sure who doesn't like a little delayed gratification?  |
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"So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?!
We're ya ever out picking spuds after half the crop have gotten blight, and you pick up a puss filled one and it squirts all over you. #TraumaticChildhood
#potatoblight #theirishfamine #whenwereyouborn "
That's what happens when the auld lad tells you to spray the spuds for blight, and you do a half assed job so you can spend the rest of the day making bows and arrows with sticks and bailin' twine. |
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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
dublin |
"So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?!
We're ya ever out picking spuds after half the crop have gotten blight, and you pick up a puss filled one and it squirts all over you. #TraumaticChildhood
#potatoblight #theirishfamine #whenwereyouborn
That's what happens when the auld lad tells you to spray the spuds for blight, and you do a half assed job so you can spend the rest of the day making bows and arrows with sticks and bailin' twine. "
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"So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?! "
Jeez, at least you have decent peaches. Up here they're all like stones. You'd be lucky if you get a dribble never mind a squirt. Same with pears. |
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