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over a year ago
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Had a guy one night few years ago come up to me and say "I've named your boobs Bonnie and Clyde!" Why's that I asked! "Because they're a pair of killers!"
Well I broke down laughing! Thought it was a cracker
Also that's when I had bigger boobs lol |
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"Had a guy one night few years ago come up to me and say "I've named your boobs Bonnie and Clyde!" Why's that I asked! "Because they're a pair of killers!"
Well I broke down laughing! Thought it was a cracker
Also that's when I had bigger boobs lol" brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I wanna make a hurricane come out of your pussy" is a recent one I got
Really? Hahahaha that's quite a statement to back up! Did it work on you? "
It didn't tbh ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna go halfers on a bastard lol
Miz such a charmer lol
Some one told me it we wer talkong chat up lines.. ive never used it yet lol
I'll go halfers with you ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) "
Mon we can get naked lol |
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By *ONDYWoman
over a year ago
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"Wanna go halfers on a bastard lol
Miz such a charmer lol
Some one told me it we wer talkong chat up lines.. ive never used it yet lol
I'll go halfers with you ![](/icons/s/wink.gif)
Mon we can get naked lol"
JACKPOT ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Him: you remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet
Her: isn't there 26 letters in the alphabet?
Him: ohhh silly me I forgot the U R A Q T (You are a cutey)
Her: wait that's still only 25
Him: don't worry I'll give you the D later
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over a year ago
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"Spotify have got it wrong again. You are definitely the hottest single of the year" got this one the other day ... and do you sleep on your tummy ? Well can i?
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