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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.....you know, for your cock?!
I've just seen a new one, a pump action Palmolive bottle. Very edgy!
So, guys, the bar has been set...
I challenge you to find weird and wacky measuring devices and post your pics for our 'research' 
It's just some fun!
BG x |
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Category for men: cock pics with strange objects next to them for measurement.
Category for women: biggest object you can put in your pussy.
So far I have seen good few ideas of ladies with bananas, bottles, other veg in their vag. Competition in both categories should be fierce. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Category for men: cock pics with strange objects next to them for measurement.
Category for women: biggest object you can put in your pussy.
So far I have seen good few ideas of ladies with bananas, bottles, other veg in their vag. Competition in both categories should be fierce. "
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Traditionally the sky remote and lynx cans have given guys a real good indication as to how big their cocks are...now a rusty measuring tape with the spring on its last legs is rather risky so guys are always going to new lengths to ahow just how "big" they are. Bottles of heinz ketchup,banannas,cucumbers...the list goes on.
Until a universal penis measurement instrument comes out then guys will continue to hover over toiletbowls with the camera phone out whilst wearing white dirty socks all in a bid to impress the opposite sex.
Who says romance is dead. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Traditionally the sky remote and lynx cans have given guys a real good indication as to how big their cocks are...now a rusty measuring tape with the spring on its last legs is rather risky so guys are always going to new lengths to ahow just how "big" they are. Bottles of heinz ketchup,banannas,cucumbers...the list goes on.
Until a universal penis measurement instrument comes out then guys will continue to hover over toiletbowls with the camera phone out whilst wearing white dirty socks all in a bid to impress the opposite sex.
Who says romance is dead. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Category for men: cock pics with strange objects next to them for measurement.
Category for women: biggest object you can put in your pussy.
So far I have seen good few ideas of ladies with bananas, bottles, other veg in their vag. Competition in both categories should be fierce.
Do your own thread for that "
haha, my dear, deep down my rotten soul I wish neither of theses categories ever existed. For me insertions are as bad as those cock pics you described. I can no longer look at certain fruits or vegetables in same way. Whenever my Greek salad is served, I always wonder where have that cucumber ben before. If plants could talk, we would have learnt about the drama of bananas, cucumber, carrots and other phallic looking foods
end of trolling for today |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".....you know, for your cock?!
I've just seen a new one, a pump action Palmolive bottle. Very edgy!
So, guys, the bar has been set...
I challenge you to find weird and wacky measuring devices and post your pics for our 'research'
It's just some fun!
BG x"
I'd use a subway sandwich...but the foot long just isn't long enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For the comparison to make sense the girl needs to know how big the object is. If you use a sky remote you alienate all the virgin users.
If you use a can of dutch gold you alienate the classy girls who are into stella.. |
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"For the comparison to make sense the girl needs to know how big the object is. If you use a sky remote you alienate all the virgin users.
If you use a can of dutch gold you alienate the classy girls who are into stella.."
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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"Category for men: cock pics with strange objects next to them for measurement.
Category for women: biggest object you can put in your pussy.
So far I have seen good few ideas of ladies with bananas, bottles, other veg in their vag. Competition in both categories should be fierce. "
And the winner gets a free trip to an A+E dept of their choice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".....you know, for your cock?!
I've just seen a new one, a pump action Palmolive bottle. Very edgy!
So, guys, the bar has been set...
I challenge you to find weird and wacky measuring devices and post your pics for our 'research'
It's just some fun!
BG x"
What about some of the ladies mouths on fab no better measuring device.Let's be honest if you can fill some of them you must be hung like a mule. |
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