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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
What's the story morning glory
As I lie here stroking reading stories
Of doms parading their subs with pride and wife's showing their husbands how they like to ride
Stories of holidays past where girls take it hard and fast on the beach or in a club mature ladies fucking cubs. gentlemen waiting last to cum on ladies faces or in their bums
Truckers pulling from the road surprised by ladies who empty their loads
Doggers on beaches or in carpark and forests voyeurs watching exhibitionists showing how they fuck the willing and knowing
Guys asking how to meet as ladies have em falling at their feet trolls asking who's next to take a roasting white knights are best,Saturday night party goers posting d*unken text
God I love Sunday mornings lying here stroking or turning over giving the wife a poking as she tells her hubbie to stop stroking 
Good morning pervs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies anyone for sausage
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Rasher and an egg "
No, but I'll have a cuppa, thanks.
Strong, tiny bit of milk and you can leave the bag in. 
Heat the cup first, g'lad |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ladies anyone for sausage
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Rasher and an egg
No, but I'll have a cuppa, thanks.
Strong, tiny bit of milk and you can leave the bag in.
Heat the cup first, g'lad "
Not a bother after that long train ride u need it |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ladies anyone for sausage
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Rasher and an egg
Just the sausage please, do you know in German you refer to balls as eggs.  "
Really them Germans have it all sorted how do u like ur eggs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies anyone for sausage
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Rasher and an egg oh yes CJ only if it's grilled, can't eat fried stuff. In mornings.
Of course it's all healthy cooking here "
lovely, look forward too it,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies anyone for sausage
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Rasher and an egg
No, but I'll have a cuppa, thanks.
Strong, tiny bit of milk and you can leave the bag in.
Heat the cup first, g'lad
Not a bother after that long train ride u need it "
Good boy! |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ladies anyone for sausage
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Rasher and an egg
No, but I'll have a cuppa, thanks.
Strong, tiny bit of milk and you can leave the bag in.
Heat the cup first, g'lad
Not a bother after that long train ride u need it
Good boy!"
Yes dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies anyone for sausage
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Rasher and an egg
Good morning cj,il accept all of the above
Tea or coffee with that champagne maybe "
Coffee coffee and another coffee  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies anyone for sausage
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Rasher and an egg
Good morning cj,il accept all of the above
Tea or coffee with that champagne maybe
Coffee coffee and another coffee "
Same here need caffeine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies anyone for sausage
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Rasher and an egg
Good morning cj,il accept all of the above
Tea or coffee with that champagne maybe
Coffee coffee and another coffee
Same here need caffeine "
Would love a big fluffy coffee right now(cappuccino) |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Ladies anyone for sausage
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Rasher and an egg
Just the sausage please, do you know in German you refer to balls as eggs.
Really them Germans have it all sorted how do u like ur eggs "
Runny organic ones |
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