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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was walking along the street and I met this man who was about 70 looking upset and lost I asked him was he ok no he said I'm not I'm 73 I have a 25-year-old girlfriend who wants sex in the morning sex at lunchtime sex in the evening and sex when we go to bed
That doesn't seem too bad to me I said to him it's brilliant he said the problem is I can't remember where I live |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A JOKE a man walks down the street and sees a sign in a shop window for a magic mirror for sale, he buys it for 200 euro, brings it home and hangs it on the back of the bathroom door, his wife comes home he tells her about the mirror, she goes mad with him, later that night the wife goes for a shower she sees the mirror and decides to try it out, she says magic mirror on the door make my bust size 44 booooooom it works huge tits she shows the hubby, he is delighted and says it my turn now , he says magic mirror on the door make my dick touch the floor booooooooom his legs fell off  |
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