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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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"Because it's where all the cocks hung out. "
Hahaha. Best answer so far. Keep em coming folks (excuse the pun - lol). Dorty bitch though..... filthy mind.... dammmm..... you women worse than us men... In a good way though..... maybe......   |
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"Because it's where all the cocks hung out.
Hahaha. Best answer so far. Keep em coming folks (excuse the pun - lol). Dorty bitch though..... filthy mind.... dammmm..... you women worse than us men... In a good way though..... maybe...... "
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"Because it's where all the cocks hung out.
Hahaha. Best answer so far. Keep em coming folks (excuse the pun - lol). Dorty bitch though..... filthy mind.... dammmm..... you women worse than us men... In a good way though..... maybe......
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Uh huh, do you want your ass smacked too? Lol |
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Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed. |
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"Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed."
What?? I find out now the poor chicken could be dead? That's some news to get on hump day  . First Glen Campbell now the chicken. Can this day get any worse.
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"Because it's where all the cocks hung out.
Hahaha. Best answer so far. Keep em coming folks (excuse the pun - lol). Dorty bitch though..... filthy mind.... dammmm..... you women worse than us men... In a good way though..... maybe......
Uh huh, do you want your ass smacked too? Lol "
Too??. Ohhbhh.  |
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Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, “What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway? What is wrong with that chicken?" |
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"Folks, the oldest joke in the world.... Let's further the joke and discuss it...... so.... why exactly did that that chicken cross the road?
So you could start a thread about it  "
Ah, there she is! The plan has finally come to fruition! |
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"Folks, the oldest joke in the world.... Let's further the joke and discuss it...... so.... why exactly did that that chicken cross the road?
So you could start a thread about it
Ah, there she is! The plan has finally come to fruition! "
You missed me huh?  |
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"Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed.
What?? I find out now the poor chicken could be dead? That's some news to get on hump day . First Glen Campbell now the chicken. Can this day get any worse.
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It could get much worse. I could be journeying to YOUR other side dry with no lube at all. |
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"Surely not the chicken who lives on the other side of the road? No, that's not possible! "
Lol. I was just standing over the other side of the road and noticed your chimney pot was missing |
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"Surely not the chicken who lives on the other side of the road? No, that's not possible!
Lol. I was just standing over the other side of the road and noticed your chimney pot was missing "
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"Folks, the oldest joke in the world.... Let's further the joke and discuss it...... so.... why exactly did that that chicken cross the road? "
As she wanted to get away from her cock of a husband  |
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Classical mechanics: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads.
Quantum mechanics: The chicken didn't cross the road, the road passed underneath the chicken. |
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"Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed.
What?? I find out now the poor chicken could be dead? That's some news to get on hump day . First Glen Campbell now the chicken. Can this day get any worse.
It could get much worse. I could be journeying to YOUR other side dry with no lube at all. "
First rule of ass club....always have lube |
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"Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed.
What?? I find out now the poor chicken could be dead? That's some news to get on hump day . First Glen Campbell now the chicken. Can this day get any worse.
It could get much worse. I could be journeying to YOUR other side dry with no lube at all.
First rule of ass club....always have lube "
Of course. Without lube wouldn't be very clASSy. |
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"Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed.
What?? I find out now the poor chicken could be dead? That's some news to get on hump day . First Glen Campbell now the chicken. Can this day get any worse.
It could get much worse. I could be journeying to YOUR other side dry with no lube at all.
First rule of ass club....always have lube
Of course. Without lube wouldn't be very clASSy. "
Ahhh I see what ya did there. |
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