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By *ustin-Sider OP Man over a year ago

Belfast

The best and worst chat up lines you've ever heard?

Also, have any ever worked for you or have you ever fallen for any?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Worst... How would you like to be buried with my people?

Best, or at least most effective... How would you like to be buried with my people tonight?

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man over a year ago

Belfast

Get your crash helmet love you're going through the head board tonight.

This one worked for a friend of mine. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get your crash helmet love you're going through the head board tonight.

This one worked for a friend of mine. Lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"Get your crash helmet love you're going through the head board tonight.

This one worked for a friend of mine. Lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever!!.

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever!!.

*Pink Running for the hills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hows yer belly for a lodger"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever!!.

*Pink Running for the hills

That's just spooky.....!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

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By *aythekiddMan over a year ago

Carlow

If I could rearrange the alphabet...I'd put the D in U

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man over a year ago

Belfast

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Dunno, why? (Or to get to the other side?)

Me: To check you out hot stuff.

This one is cheesy but surprisingly enough has worked for me on a number of occasions. Lol

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Dunno, why? (Or to get to the other side?)

Me: To check you out hot stuff.

This one is cheesy but surprisingly enough has worked for me on a number of occasions. Lol"

Was the recipient pissed

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man over a year ago

Belfast

"Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Dunno, why? (Or to get to the other side?)

Me: To check you out hot stuff.

This one is cheesy but surprisingly enough has worked for me on a number of occasions. Lol

Was the recipient pissed

Nope, early on in night. Lol

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man over a year ago

Belfast

What's the difference between light and hard?

I can sleep with a light on and I'm hoping you can help me with the other part. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!

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By *ugarandspice101Couple over a year ago

Belfast

"Get your crash helmet love you're going through the head board tonight.

This one worked for a friend of mine. Lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a knife get in the van

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By *aythekiddMan over a year ago

Carlow

Should I compare thee to a summer's day?...

Cause I'm hoping you'll get me hot, sweaty and out of my shirt too

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By *xplicitMan over a year ago

donegal

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a good few inches tonight..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your no egg but your some yoke!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man over a year ago

Belfast

My face leaves here in half an hour and I'd like you to be on it. Lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Do you sleep on your belly?

No?

Do you mind if I do?

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By *amsam69Man over a year ago

dublin

Me.. woukd you like a pizza and fuck ?

Them.. fuck off or slap you

Me i take it you dont like pizza so..

most times they see the funnt side and it starts the conversation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the difference between me and my couch?

Ones more fun too sit on then the other

Sort of? the real difference is my couch pulls out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take me too bed or loose me forever

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By *ohnandGemCouple over a year ago

Louth/Meath/Dublin

Do you work for UPS? cos you keep checking out my package.....

Wanna have breakfast? ok will i set an alarm or just nudge you awake?

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By *ritz860Man over a year ago

Galway/Clare/Limerick

End of the night everyone leaving ... no music .. no drink .. look about find the buer holding the friends coats. And just say " grab your jacket...youve pulled "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you sit on a pile of sugar?-because that's one sweet ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have a twin sister?

No, why?

Then you are definitely the best looking women in the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you grow up on a farm because you sure know how to raise a cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

Fancy a chat .....or a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a bloke flick a coin at me from the opposite side of the bar. Then walked over and said. U better call ur parents let them no u won't b home cuz uve pulled.

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By *easingTimMan over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Do you sleep on your front?"

"Yes/No"

"Can I?"

...works 100% of time lads so feel free to use

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Mam- u best grab ur coat love

Wife- oh have I pulled

Man- no I am going out for a few pints and I am turning off the heat

Best sex is make-up sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow love what your wearing but id prefer to see it on the floor

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Man- would u like a crossbar on my bike

Woman- ur bike doesn't have a crossbar

Man- I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a spooky ghost in my room, mind if I sleep in yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friend wants to know if you'll shift me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gave the bar maid my number on a beer mat asked her to give it to the lady at the other end of the bar, it worked she brought me back to hers that night

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