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Ok, just for a bit of fun..... what do you think is the worst job anybody can have?
I'll start it off. I'm thinking it would have to be somebody working in a sewage process plant or with sewage. Think it about it..... this person is dealing with literally thousands of people's shit every day. Wonder if it pays well. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cleaning porta loos after a concert/festival
Jesus, yeah, the state of them. That must be a bad job alright."
i worked with cleanevent back in 2006 at oxegen i seen those toilets an fuk me they where nasty lol our job was too clean the site up so lots an lots of cans of beer empty too full no litter picker it was all bent over using your hands nightmare plus all those tents that where left behind that was one of the worst jobs i ever done
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"The person that cleans up crime scenes 
I imagine it's a horrible job initially but after a while people become desensitised to it.
The smell of sewage though..... boke."
The smell of sewage would be roses compared to ppl who clean up after all deaths not just crimes
Ppl often aren't discovered for months. If they die upstairs in bed most of remains end up oozing through bed and floor and end up downstairs
The smell I can't even imagine
If anyone can think of a worst real job I'd like to hear it |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
I feel sorry for the commentators at manure games those poor bastards having to sit and watch that shit show not to mention having to be so close to that many nonces it must be the worst job in the world |
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"I feel sorry for the commentators at manure games those poor bastards having to sit and watch that shit show not to mention having to be so close to that many nonces it must be the worst job in the world "
What the hell is manure games  |
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"The person that cleans up crime scenes
I imagine it's a horrible job initially but after a while people become desensitised to it.
The smell of sewage though..... boke.
The smell of sewage would be roses compared to ppl who clean up after all deaths not just crimes
Ppl often aren't discovered for months. If they die upstairs in bed most of remains end up oozing through bed and floor and end up downstairs
The smell I can't even imagine
If anyone can think of a worst real job I'd like to hear it"
Hmmmmm yeah, when you put it like that, it's bound to be bad.
I've always wondered how people can perform an autopsy then just go and eat lunch. |
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"I feel sorry for the commentators at manure games those poor bastards having to sit and watch that shit show not to mention having to be so close to that many nonces it must be the worst job in the world "
I'm a Man Utd supporter.  |
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"Accountant but some might disagree and I don't mean to offend anyone, for me biggest punishment doing the books. "
My father is an Accountant and I've done accounting myself. It really is rather monotonous and dull. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think a low rung job on an oil rig. Like a cleaner on an oil rig.
I used to do cleaning work abroad. I loved it. I had a little 2 bed apartment. Got up at 6am, cleaned lots of nasty stuff, clocked off at midday and had the rest of the day to myself.
It paid enough for me to afford food, rent, a few drinks, and I had an amazing life spending all my time meeting up with friends during their lunches, going to parks, meeting people after work. It was just great.
The reason I would hate to do it on an oil rig is.. I would be away from any chance of having a "normal" social life.. and for what? so I can clean up after other more important people?
If I am gonna take time away from my social life, like I do now in Dublin, it has to be for something I enjoy and something for a lot more money. If its not both then its the worst job I can imagine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dealing with unhappy customers who haven't got their furniture in time !!
Honestly I just want to say to them
TURN THE NEWS ON !
IT'S NOT A TRADIGITY YOUR MATTRESS IS ON THE FLOOR FLOOR FOR A FEW EXTRA WEEKS !!
YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER
HEAT
FOOD
AND SOMETHING TO COOK IT ON
CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK
SHOES ON YOUR FEET
A HOUSE THAT PROTECTS YOU FROM WIND RAIN SLEET AND SNOW !!
Need I go on 
I really wanted to
Dealing with customers is up there with the worst job ever  |
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"Dealing with unhappy customers who haven't got their furniture in time !!
Honestly I just want to say to them
TURN THE NEWS ON !
IT'S NOT A TRADIGITY YOUR MATTRESS IS ON THE FLOOR FLOOR FOR A FEW EXTRA WEEKS !!
YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER
HEAT
FOOD
AND SOMETHING TO COOK IT ON
CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK
SHOES ON YOUR FEET
A HOUSE THAT PROTECTS YOU FROM WIND RAIN SLEET AND SNOW !!
Need I go on
I really wanted to
Dealing with customers is up there with the worst job ever "
Hahahahha. Yes. High five to you. I remember so many times having to deal with pissy customers and having to smile while inside wanting to just tell them to do one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Accountant but some might disagree and I don't mean to offend anyone, for me biggest punishment doing the books. "
Mike is accoutant and so is sarah and we have fun with figures all the time.
And loads of fun on the desk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dealing with unhappy customers who haven't got their furniture in time !!
Honestly I just want to say to them
TURN THE NEWS ON !
IT'S NOT A TRADIGITY YOUR MATTRESS IS ON THE FLOOR FLOOR FOR A FEW EXTRA WEEKS !!
YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER
HEATxv
FOOD
AND SOMETHING TO COOK IT ON
CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK
SHOES ON YOUR FEET
A HOUSE THAT PROTECTS YOU FROM WIND RAIN SLEET AND SNOW !!
Need I go on
I really wanted to
Dealing with customers is up there with the worst job ever
Hahahahha. Yes. High five to you. I remember so many times having to deal with pissy customers and having to smile while inside wanting to just tell them to do one."
I need a new job !!
I tired of being shouted at !!
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"Dealing with unhappy customers who haven't got their furniture in time !!
Honestly I just want to say to them
TURN THE NEWS ON !
IT'S NOT A TRADIGITY YOUR MATTRESS IS ON THE FLOOR FLOOR FOR A FEW EXTRA WEEKS !!
YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER
HEATxv
FOOD
AND SOMETHING TO COOK IT ON
CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK
SHOES ON YOUR FEET
A HOUSE THAT PROTECTS YOU FROM WIND RAIN SLEET AND SNOW !!
Need I go on
I really wanted to
Dealing with customers is up there with the worst job ever
Hahahahha. Yes. High five to you. I remember so many times having to deal with pissy customers and having to smile while inside wanting to just tell them to do one.
I need a new job !!
I tired of being shouted at !!
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I don't blame ya. This is why I love being self employed. I'm my own boss and deal with only what I need to or want to. |
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"Considering the site we're all on I'd have to say being a priest..... celibacy 
Granted by this countries history they more just as much sex as anyone else lol"
Hahahaha, yeah they're getting it more than us. Just a pity for their poor victims though. Scandalous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worked in meat plant from start to finish from minute they arrive to going out in fridges and there is many bad jobs but the belly room where stomach contents are removed is the worse . Methane and gas off feed is vile . Thank god I done my time and work at home lol |
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"Worked in meat plant from start to finish from minute they arrive to going out in fridges and there is many bad jobs but the belly room where stomach contents are removed is the worse . Methane and gas off feed is vile . Thank god I done my time and work at home lol "
Yikes, sounds horrible.
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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"I feel sorry for the commentators at manure games those poor bastards having to sit and watch that shit show not to mention having to be so close to that many nonces it must be the worst job in the world "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh littlewren I'm working for the same company I think .. at least you've a nordy accent I was up there last Sat with a free state twang and a van full of fuck ups . Up Monday if you're free ???? |
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"A blow job with teeth...
A Hand job with nails digging in..
Nought wrong with a little teeth action
I'll nasher you anytime cj 
Or a gummy bj pot
P em in the glass there "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The people who have to clean up the shit when people have the shit scared out of them. That's a special kind of shit!
Hahaha. That made me chuckle."
And me lol |
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By *umpsMan
over a year ago
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Barber.... obviously it's not the worst job... I have a friend who is a barber.. it can be a good job.. he told me the worst part of it is having to cut a customers hair who is smelling of bad B.O |
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"Accountant but some might disagree and I don't mean to offend anyone, for me biggest punishment doing the books.
My father is an Accountant and I've done accounting myself. It really is rather monotonous and dull. "
No its not, lots of travel if you with the right company.
Well paid too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, just for a bit of fun..... what do you think is the worst job anybody can have?
I'll start it off. I'm thinking it would have to be somebody working in a sewage process plant or with sewage. Think it about it..... this person is dealing with literally thousands of people's shit every day. Wonder if it pays well. Lol"
.... a moderator on this site .. lol . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dealing with unhappy customers who haven't got their furniture in time !!
Honestly I just want to say to them
TURN THE NEWS ON !
IT'S NOT A TRADIGITY YOUR MATTRESS IS ON THE FLOOR FLOOR FOR A FEW EXTRA WEEKS !!
YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER
HEAT
FOOD
AND SOMETHING TO COOK IT ON
CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK
SHOES ON YOUR FEET
A HOUSE THAT PROTECTS YOU FROM WIND RAIN SLEET AND SNOW !!
Need I go on
I really wanted to
Dealing with customers is up there with the worst job ever "
Worst job ever is being a secret shopper and coming across a cheeky
sales person who is seething at the thought of you questioning them with questions they can't be bothered answering.
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