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Shaving Waxing Veeting ???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Allright one for the lads,what do you use to leave everything nice and smooth ? Waxing the lad just sounds excruciating haha...ladies input greatly appreciated too... |
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"If you're using Veet, pay attention to the time you leave it on.
Learn from my mistake!!! 
Did you go all johnny cash on it (burning ring of fire)"
I had to cancel a meet two hours beforehand. I took "ring sting" to the extreme! 
Luckily the guy knew me and didn't think I was making excuses. He still slags me about it. |
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"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee 
what about aloe vera?
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Aloe Vera is great aswell...also learnt recently that you can use it instead of deodorant though not sure the sticky armpit feeling is for me lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee
what about aloe vera?
Aloe Vera is great aswell...also learnt recently that you can use it instead of deodorant though not sure the sticky armpit feeling is for me lol "
or a roll on deodorant? |
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"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee
what about aloe vera?
Aloe Vera is great aswell...also learnt recently that you can use it instead of deodorant though not sure the sticky armpit feeling is for me lol
or a roll on deodorant? "
No you just squeeze a little out and rub on your armpit apparently it is the natural alternative and smells great too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee
what about aloe vera?
Aloe Vera is great aswell...also learnt recently that you can use it instead of deodorant though not sure the sticky armpit feeling is for me lol
or a roll on deodorant?
No you just squeeze a little out and rub on your armpit apparently it is the natural alternative and smells great too "
interesting, I do like smelling good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect... |
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"If you're using Veet, pay attention to the time you leave it on.
Learn from my mistake!!!
Did you go all johnny cash on it (burning ring of fire)
I had to cancel a meet two hours beforehand. I took "ring sting" to the extreme!
Luckily the guy knew me and didn't think I was making excuses. He still slags me about it."
That has to be the best last min excuses i have heard yet, sorry i cant make it but i have burnt my ring i dont think i would of belived you  |
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By *ir1967Man
over a year ago
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Just wax it, and enjoy the time when the stinging pain is fading.
Shaving it is painless. Best to do a dry shave with a disposable shaver. Gillette fusion is fir the fine shave, which you do as the one in your face, best after a steamy bath . Mind you that shaving means the stuff grows back and even as a bigger jungle with each time you shave .
Veet is painless too, just read the instructions and follow it strictly . After all you are using an ammonium in your bare skin- can go wrong if you miss the timing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee
Cocoa butter mmmmm that smelll
Not sure if it's edible down that area though "
Hard to stop when the hunger hits tho haha |
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I use a body groomer to get rid of most of the longer parts and then a razor blade like a fusion to get rid of the pubes on my sack and lower shaft.Oh and use cooling shaving foam...it tingles and I end up hard from it...but makes for a better shave too! |
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"If you put beer on your balls, guaranteed to get hairless circles on your thighs where your balls rest. I've not found a way to avoid this "
Wrap upper thighs in cling film before applying the veet. Or Vaseline? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you're using Veet, pay attention to the time you leave it on.
Learn from my mistake!!!
Did you go all johnny cash on it (burning ring of fire)
I had to cancel a meet two hours beforehand. I took "ring sting" to the extreme!
Luckily the guy knew me and didn't think I was making excuses. He still slags me about it.
That has to be the best last min excuses i have heard yet, sorry i cant make it but i have burnt my ring i dont think i would of belived you "
Thankfully he did, and knows me well enough to know i was being totally honest. |
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"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect..."
ha....super once had to wrap my balls in cling film to ease the pain...but at least it worked!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Due to one of my daughters carelessness, too much drink and too little attention on my part I once tried to brush my gnashers with Veet. It certainly cured me of my hairy teeth. |
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Look up the Veet on Amazon and you'll find 600+ comments about how it went wrong, a lot similar to Juicy's one above. Be prepared to be bent over double laughing, which should give you a very good idea of the task at hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I go to a waxing salon every few weeks, it's great and the after treatment is absolutely out of this world "
Any chance of letting us know whereabouts this salon is - most don't accommodate men, and when I tried for the place that's on Dame Street that specialises in men's intimate areas - found the place long gone, despite the website still being active. |
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"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect..."
This has to be the best description of my experience also, so funny, well written mate lol.
Stick to a trimmers to keep it nice & tidy & a razor in the shower for the sack & crack area. Never again is veet going near my sensitive parts. |
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