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Paddy has broken his leg and his friend mick has come over to see him,mick says hi how are you doing,paddy says okay,but do me a favour please go upstairs and get my slippers my feet are freezing,mick goes upstairs and sees paddys gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters lying on the bed,he says your dad has sent me up to have sex with both of you,they said get away with ya,prove it,mick shouts downstairs paddy both of them,paddy shouts back of course both of them what's the point of fucking one |
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"Paddy has broken his leg and his friend mick has come over to see him,mick says hi how are you doing,paddy says okay,but do me a favour please go upstairs and get my slippers my feet are freezing,mick goes upstairs and sees paddys gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters lying on the bed,he says your dad has sent me up to have sex with both of you,they said get away with ya,prove it,mick shouts downstairs paddy both of them,paddy shouts back of course both of them what's the point of fucking one"
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Guy calls in sick one morning saying he has terrible headache...
Boss says " I get that myself...I find the best cure is to go back to my house and give my missus a right good riding "...
A few hours later he turns up at work smiling...
The boss shouts over and says "great to see you back in form "...
Guy replies "thanks......and you have a lovely house"...
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"Guy calls in sick one morning saying he has terrible headache...
Boss says " I get that myself...I find the best cure is to go back to my house and give my missus a right good riding "...
A few hours later he turns up at work smiling...
The boss shouts over and says "great to see you back in form "...
Guy replies "thanks......and you have a lovely house"...
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