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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've always loved, "Smell your ma".
Even just "your ma" is enough 
Ahhhhh the cause of many a row lol"
Indeed. It just doesn't need anything else said with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Reason I've little hair on my head is because your ma pulled one hair off... for every time I fucked her""
I really shouldn't laugh because that is soooooooooooo naughty but I can't stop laughing hahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know what your problem is but I bet you can't spell it.
I would call you a c*nt but you've no warmth & certainly no depth.
You remind me of a penny, 2 faced & fucking worthless. |
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"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain that to you.
When God was handing out brains, you thought he said trains, and you're still standing on the platform. "
loving this thread, definitely using these at work ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Reason I've little hair on my head is because your ma pulled one hair off... for every time I fucked her"
I really shouldn't laugh because that is soooooooooooo naughty but I can't stop laughing hahaha "
Friend: you're puttin on weight
Me: thats coz everytime i fuck yer ma, she makes me a sambich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was in the local last nite an heard an epic one
And old guy coughing up his lung smoking a fag.
A younger guy beside him trying too chat up a stunning young lady.
He turned around and said too the older guy. Would you shut up and die quitely please im trying too get my rockers here . Haha belter of a line
The old guy turned around an said theres a reason you young lads dont get your hole. You treat a lady with respect something you will never understand son.
Younger guys reply ah feck off Fr.Jack an go back diying will ya |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your da sells avon ya fruit ... had me in stitches
*ya wee froot
I haven't heard ye wee froot in yrs hahaha really made me laugh "
Has to be spelt froot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Young, dumb and full of cum (from a movie, I can't remember which one but Gene Hackman said it. He said it to a guy but as an insult it works even better at a female.
I also love "shitehawk" lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The tide wouldn't take you out
If there was a garden full of mickies I wouldn't let you look over the wall
The doctor smacked your mother when you poped out
When you fell out of the ugly tree you hit every branch
Just a few of our favorites |
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Actually used in true story......
If encountered by pompous students playing the "do you know who my father is card" the response of "more to the point does your mother know who your father is ?" normally cuts them down to size.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shut your cock washer before we slap the dock off your breath!
Or
Yer maws does it for fag coupons behind the door with the guy that cleans the wheelie bins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually used in true story......
If encountered by pompous students playing the "do you know who my father is card" the response of "more to the point does your mother know who your father is ?" normally cuts them down to
size...."
Another one I like for that....your father???? Having seen your mother at that party it's a wonder you don't bark! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're as much use as a chocolate fire guard
I listened to a colleague repeat that daily for 8 years, I wanted to fuck him into the fire "
How about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're as much use as a chocolate fire guard
I listened to a colleague repeat that daily for 8 years, I wanted to fuck him into the fire
How about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike? "
Is that you Mick!! Ya bollox  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"BASTID !!!!!"
Or Baahstood, depending on location, upbringing and emphasis
I know 2 women that don't normally swear but gin brings out the weirdest combination of cursing I have ever heard. It cracks me up.
Smegma head
Cock rot
Inverted cunt
Cheese crud
Too gammy to catch a disease
Mangey minger
Fish monger licker lover
Dirty bot fly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BASTID !!!!!
Or Baahstood, depending on location, upbringing and emphasis
I know 2 women that don't normally swear but gin brings out the weirdest combination of cursing I have ever heard. It cracks me up.
Smegma head
Cock rot
Inverted cunt
Cheese crud
Too gammy to catch a disease
Mangey minger
Fish monger licker lover
Dirty bot fly
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Sounds a bit like the slanging insults at the dinner table between Peter Pan and The Lost Boys in the film "Hook " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your a brain dead weasel
Your pathetic
Your soul is ugly
I try to refrain from all of this but sometimes someone can just be all or one of the above
Jaysus, who pissed you off Sall ?"
No one yet ...lol that's only when the red mist desends  |
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"Your a brain dead weasel
Your pathetic
Your soul is ugly
I try to refrain from all of this but sometimes someone can just be all or one of the above
Jaysus, who pissed you off Sall ?
No one yet ...lol that's only when the red mist desends "
Go easy on the red wine so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your a brain dead weasel
Your pathetic
Your soul is ugly
I try to refrain from all of this but sometimes someone can just be all or one of the above
Jaysus, who pissed you off Sall ?
No one yet ...lol that's only when the red mist desends
Go easy on the red wine so "
Ahhh I didn't have any ... saving myself for Saturday. .. gosh Dunboyne is it bad |
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"Your a brain dead weasel
Your pathetic
Your soul is ugly
I try to refrain from all of this but sometimes someone can just be all or one of the above
Jaysus, who pissed you off Sall ?
No one yet ...lol that's only when the red mist desends
Go easy on the red wine so
Ahhh I didn't have any ... saving myself for Saturday. .. gosh Dunboyne is it bad "
Ah so your still thirsty so. Saturday! I thought you were worried as it was Friday. You should have had a few tonight so you didn't want any tomorrow and then back at it Saturday 
Nah, it's not too bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your a brain dead weasel
Your pathetic
Your soul is ugly
I try to refrain from all of this but sometimes someone can just be all or one of the above
Jaysus, who pissed you off Sall ?
No one yet ...lol that's only when the red mist desends
Go easy on the red wine so
Ahhh I didn't have any ... saving myself for Saturday. .. gosh Dunboyne is it bad
Ah so your still thirsty so. Saturday! I thought you were worried as it was Friday. You should have had a few tonight so you didn't want any tomorrow and then back at it Saturday
Nah, it's not too bad "
Good cause I've a few more and I may be tempted to share |
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