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What your cock should smell like- the truth
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs 
Will I wipe the honey off Geordie?  "
Just lob it on the bbq
I'd like it well done please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your cock should smell of pussy
Or not if you are single and play safe 
Obviously
But yes preferably it should smell of a woman "
Or a man if your so inclined |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
That's the veggie version "
Ha it must have been my lucky day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your cock should smell of pussy
Or not if you are single and play safe
Obviously
But yes preferably it should smell of a woman
Or a man if your so inclined "
Or both if greedy  |
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once 
Rid 
b "
This fucking phone is killing me here 
On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
This fucking phone is killing me here
On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am "
Brilliant...your phone is sabotaging your sex life.
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
This fucking phone is killing me here
On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am "
Your phone is a machine, proofread before sending your messages |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
This fucking phone is killing me here
On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am
Your phone is a machine, proofread before sending your messages "
Bullshit in bullshit out  |
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
This fucking phone is killing me here
On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am
Your phone is a machine, proofread before sending your messages "
My phone is the devil you should see what it does on the weekends with late night booty calls its always getting me into trouble  |
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
This fucking phone is killing me here
On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am
Your phone is a machine, proofread before sending your messages
Bullshit in bullshit out "
Thats a bit OTT |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
This fucking phone is killing me here
On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am
Your phone is a machine, proofread before sending your messages
Bullshit in bullshit out
Thats a bit OTT "
Truth though I don't know how many times I have being caught out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
This fucking phone is killing me here
On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am "
Lmao |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense "
You know it makes sense Rodney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense
You know it makes sense Rodney "
I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense
You know it makes sense Rodney
I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o' "
Would also work lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense
You know it makes sense Rodney "
Haha cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense
You know it makes sense Rodney
I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'
Would also work lol "
Oooooo me rod  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense
You know it makes sense Rodney
I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'
Would also work lol
Oooooo me rod "
Matron |
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense
You know it makes sense Rodney
I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'
Would also work lol
Oooooo me rod
Matron "
All over me not spell checking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense
You know it makes sense Rodney
I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'
Would also work lol
Oooooo me rod
Matron "
You should see me in my outfit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense
You know it makes sense Rodney
I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'
Would also work lol
Oooooo me rod
Matron
All over me not spell checking "
Forever greatfull....see you in my office next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense
You know it makes sense Rodney
I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'
Would also work lol
Oooooo me rod
Matron
You should see me in my outfit "
Could ya fix a broken rod would ya think? |
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense
You know it makes sense Rodney
I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'
Would also work lol
Oooooo me rod
Matron
You should see me in my outfit "
I'll just go to where you are and be a good patient for you xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.
Dipped in honey
Did ya have to yoss ffs
i thought it would be sweet pineapple
I broke me rid once
Rid
b
Makes more sense
You know it makes sense Rodney
I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'
Would also work lol
Oooooo me rod
Matron
You should see me in my outfit "
I should  |
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"Pour some.mint mouthwash over it makes it tingle and taste great I'm.informed lol
Might burn "
Listerine,,,, the purple one is best...(The non alcohol-based ones don't work...not even for cleaning your teeth)
Or a vodka one...
Or for that extra frisson....vicks vapour rub...
Ollie...feel the burn... |
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