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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What about Fab would you banish to Room 101? 
More in a light hearted way! Perhaps even some constructive criticism, but no malice so usernames aren't allowed 
What gets on your wick? Could it be certain pictures, certain forum topics, site features or even some type of folk in general? 
Chuck it in! I'm going with sky remotes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unread mail.....dont mind not getting replies..but unreads..frustrating wee bastards they are..  "
 this! but from the other side even, that would annoy me having an unread mail notice every time I log on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die for "
Bad spelling - griddle |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die for
Bad spelling - griddle "
Spank my ass |
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""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass "
She will and ill give her the paddle |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle "
We'll get that cheeky bugger |
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""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger "
A cheek each lol. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol. "
Haha dream on bitches |
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""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol.
Haha dream on bitches "
Sounds like a challengeto me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol.
Haha dream on bitches
Sounds like a challengeto me."
He's all talk. And a slow runner |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol.
Haha dream on bitches
Sounds like a challengeto me.
He's all talk. And a slow runner"
Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol.
Haha dream on bitches
Sounds like a challengeto me.
He's all talk. And a slow runner
Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red "
You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol.
Haha dream on bitches
Sounds like a challengeto me.
He's all talk. And a slow runner
Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red
You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it! "
They are all full of wind dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol.
Haha dream on bitches
Sounds like a challengeto me.
He's all talk. And a slow runner
Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red
You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!
They are all full of wind dog "
Helloooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol.
Haha dream on bitches
Sounds like a challengeto me.
He's all talk. And a slow runner
Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red
You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!
They are all full of wind dog
Helloooo "
Well Helllloooo Geordie.
Now you gonna run cj? We've bought the big guns in |
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""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol.
Haha dream on bitches
Sounds like a challengeto me.
He's all talk. And a slow runner
Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red
You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!
They are all full of wind dog
Helloooo
Well Helllloooo Geordie.
Now you gonna run cj? We've bought the big guns in "
Care Cj Lots of ladies looking for a piece of your ass... |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol.
Haha dream on bitches
Sounds like a challengeto me.
He's all talk. And a slow runner
Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red
You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!
They are all full of wind dog
Helloooo
Well Helllloooo Geordie.
Now you gonna run cj? We've bought the big guns in
Don't mind that one I waved my ass in her face again sat night Nada nothing I need worry about "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol.
Haha dream on bitches
Sounds like a challengeto me.
He's all talk. And a slow runner
Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red
You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!
They are all full of wind dog
Helloooo
Well Helllloooo Geordie.
Now you gonna run cj? We've bought the big guns in
Don't mind that one I waved my ass in her face again sat night Nadal nothing I need worry about "
Yah cos you always fib and tell me you're not going to be there so i leave my weapons of ass destruction out of reach. Chicken |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
""To die for"
Nope.. nothing is to die for
Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die
Bad spelling - griddle
Spank my ass
She will and ill give her the paddle
We'll get that cheeky bugger
A cheek each lol.
Haha dream on bitches
Sounds like a challengeto me.
He's all talk. And a slow runner
Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red
You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!
They are all full of wind dog
Helloooo
Well Helllloooo Geordie.
Now you gonna run cj? We've bought the big guns in
Don't mind that one I waved my ass in her face again sat night Nadal nothing I need worry about
Yah cos you always fib and tell me you're not going to be there so i leave my weapons of ass destruction out of reach. Chicken "
Excuses excuses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ruining it for all the genuine guys" what a load of bollox
"You know who you are"
"treat him/her well"
"No face pic no reply" demands from fooking basic profiles with nothing on
apart from that it's glorious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here ' 
Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception 
See geordie somebody likes me
Love being an exception  "
I  you cj
But i want your ass... |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '
Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception
See geordie somebody likes me
Love being an exception
I you cj
But i want your ass..."
There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area |
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"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '
Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception
See geordie somebody likes me
Love being an exception
I you cj
But i want your ass...
There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area "
Back in the day there'd have been folk threatening to stick their toe up yer arse |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '
Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception
See geordie somebody likes me
Love being an exception
I you cj
But i want your ass...
There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area
Back in the day there'd have been folk threatening to stick their toe up yer arse "
They still threaten every now and again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '
Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception
See geordie somebody likes me
Love being an exception
I you cj
But i want your ass...
There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area
Back in the day there'd have been folk threatening to stick their toe up yer arse
They still threaten every now and again "
That'll do for starters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No messages saying "hi"..
Put "somethinglikefeckinsuperfckdupcallifeckinfragillisticexpallidocious" in the subject box to prove you read the profile...
And if you've read this far don't be afraid to say hi.. |
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"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '
Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception
See geordie somebody likes me
Love being an exception
I you cj
But i want your ass...
There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area
Back in the day there'd have been folk threatening to stick their toe up yer arse
They still threaten every now and again
That'll do for starters "
I've experience in this dept so you hold him down and I'll do my magic |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '
Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception
See geordie somebody likes me
Love being an exception
I you cj
But i want your ass...
There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area
Back in the day there'd have been folk threatening to stick their toe up yer arse
They still threaten every now and again
That'll do for starters
I've experience in this dept so you hold him down and I'll do my magic "
Awe sweet jayus just when I though u liked me hunting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which way is room 101...
Thinking of checking in for a while
I'd say if you roll a rock in front of your man cave you should be pretty save there. "
Saves climbing all those steps up to that tower hiding the huntress who sleeps with one eye open |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"id ban any ladies who have forest like pubic hair!
I'd ban the men that are hairy everyone except THERE lol"
And...
Do you always think of the poor dog after he had to have the knickers removed from his tummy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So have you had your mmf yet??... Well I was kinda planning on having more than one 
Put....... Into the message to prove you have read the profile... How about feck off
Profiles full of do's and don'ts seems like wayyy too much hard work
People talking through status updates .. Just message each other ffs
That's my moaning done for this morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So have you had your mmf yet??... Well I was kinda planning on having more than one
Put....... Into the message to prove you have read the profile... How about feck off
Profiles full of do's and don'ts seems like wayyy too much hard work
People talking through status updates .. Just message each other ffs
That's my moaning done for this morning "
Totally agree.absolutely ridiculous the status one.if you're already fucking each other well message off here altogether |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So have you had your mmf yet??... Well I was kinda planning on having more than one
Put....... Into the message to prove you have read the profile... How about feck off
Profiles full of do's and don'ts seems like wayyy too much hard work
People talking through status updates .. Just message each other ffs
That's my moaning done for this morning
Totally agree.absolutely ridiculous the status one.if you're already fucking each other well message off here altogether "
But then who would know they managed to get a ride? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...
The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".
There, burn it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...
The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".
There, burn it."
well said candy
Tis sh*te |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...
The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".
There, burn it. well said candy
Tis sh*te"
It's about as much use as a 1 legged man in an arse-kicking contest. |
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"Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...
The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".
There, burn it. well said candy
Tis sh*te
It's about as much use as a 1 legged man in an arse-kicking contest."
If he still had a size 12 boot it would be painful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...
The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".
There, burn it. well said candy
Tis sh*te
It's about as much use as a 1 legged man in an arse-kicking contest.
If he still had a size 12 boot it would be painful "
True. But how's he gonna kick you?
he'll be leaning in it... |
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"Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...
The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".
There, burn it. well said candy
Tis sh*te
It's about as much use as a 1 legged man in an arse-kicking contest.
If he still had a size 12 boot it would be painful
True. But how's he gonna kick you?
he'll be leaning in it..."
Oh forgot about that part alright |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""We used chat before, don't you remember me?" - profile with no photos up or close up chest or cock photo! "
So did we alot then ur age range changed on me profile and couldn't make contact since you returned. Has your kik changed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The use of any word other than pussy to describe a ladys special secret place....fanny, cunt and especially vagina...instant cock softeners-"
Surely a lady asking you to go down to tuna town would be a turn on? Or maybe asking you to lick her cock pocket? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The term 'finger blasting'
Just NOOOOO
Those blasted fingers get everywhere!
Speaking from experience are we?
Finger of fudge!
Sounds messy "
Those pesky corn kernels get EVERYWHERE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...
You'd need a bigger room
Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply "
Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks |
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"The term 'finger blasting'
Just NOOOOO
Those blasted fingers get everywhere!
Speaking from experience are we?
Can't image how you retrieve them
Finger of fudge!
Sounds messy
Those pesky corn kernels get EVERYWHERE! "
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"The term 'finger blasting'
Just NOOOOO
Those blasted fingers get everywhere!
Speaking from experience are we?
Finger of fudge!
Sounds messy
Those pesky corn kernels get EVERYWHERE! "
Can't imagine how you retrieve them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...
You'd need a bigger room
Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply
Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks "
Am I to believe that's a first for you or something? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...
You'd need a bigger room
Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply
Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks
Am I to believe that's a first for you or something? "
Tis cheekier you are getting young man. I might have to insist you come to Galway so I can teach you a lesson or two! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...
You'd need a bigger room
Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply
Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks
Am I to believe that's a first for you or something?
Tis cheekier you are getting young man. I might have to insist you come to Galway so I can teach you a lesson or two!"
I wonder if I can get in on that lesson too, sure I'm cheeky too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...
You'd need a bigger room
Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply
Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks
Am I to believe that's a first for you or something?
Tis cheekier you are getting young man. I might have to insist you come to Galway so I can teach you a lesson or two!
I wonder if I can get in on that lesson too, sure I'm cheeky too! "
Always willing to train brats |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...
You'd need a bigger room
Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply
Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks
Am I to believe that's a first for you or something?
Tis cheekier you are getting young man. I might have to insist you come to Galway so I can teach you a lesson or two!
I wonder if I can get in on that lesson too, sure I'm cheeky too!
Always willing to train brats "
Let me know when you need help, Geordie, I'm always here.
* spanking hand twitches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...
You'd need a bigger room
Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply
Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks
Am I to believe that's a first for you or something?
Tis cheekier you are getting young man. I might have to insist you come to Galway so I can teach you a lesson or two!
I wonder if I can get in on that lesson too, sure I'm cheeky too!
Always willing to train brats
Let me know when you need help, Geordie, I'm always here.
* spanking hand twitches "
And a most excellent partner in crime you would be DH
Come on down boys |
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By *pringingMan
over a year ago
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The phrase "amazing oral skills". Shows up on so many verifications that it's completely lost all meaning.
Really bad grammar. Like primary school level grammar.
Profiles that demand something more interesting message than "hi how are you" in a first message. I totally get it and agree with the sentiment but when your profile gives no indication of your personality or interests and your username is fuckbunny69, there's not really a whole lot to work with.
Similarly, "no dick pics" is fair and I support the notion, but when your profile pic is an extreme close-up of your nipple or your gaping asshole, it does feel a bit hypocritical.
Also this site's interface feels like it hasn't been updated since 2005.
God I love a good moan. |
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Thank you pete!
