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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... You've pulled 
So, tell us, what are the best/worst/cheesiest/funniest pick up lines you know? 
Bonus points for the best... Or worst I suppose 
Perhaps more for the women, what one's have you heard or even had in a message on here that have made you laugh, roll your eyes or break out the pepper spray
For the guys, what's your go to ice breaker, perhaps when you've got a bit of Dutch courage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven, no joke that was said to me here and ive no pics up so clearly he couldn't see me or my heavenly face lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have pet insurance..cause I'm gona destroy your pussy  
Holy christ are you serious??? Ahhh jesus Christ thats the best/ worst one i have ever heard lol
Yep got exactly that not so long ago "
You have to tell me your response |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually had this said to me in a club one night. Let play army. You lie down and ill blow the shit out of you.
King"
Ahh god these are just getting better and better lol  |
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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago
the right side of the river |
I was on a job in the UK and asked the ladies in the office, "so are any of you good cooks, if any of you want a chance to make me dinner and it's any good you might be in with a chance to cook me breakfast as well. 
Well I didn't starve anyway ha ha.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have never used it but.......
Approach lady with cloth on hand, raising the cloth toward her ask "does this smell like chloroform to you?""
I'd say that one has a high success rate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have never used it but.......
Approach lady with cloth on hand, raising the cloth toward her ask "does this smell like chloroform to you?"
I'd say that one has a high success rate "
Feel free to test drive it |
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