I had one from a couple that said,
"We forgot to shower, by the time we went back and put hot water on it was to late"
Oh and one lady told me she had hurt herself waxing and didn't want to show me her broken Pussy.
That was weird.
So far I haven't cancelled, but I Would make an effort to make the worst, really elaborate excuse, like
"my Willy fell off"
"or my face melted when I got to close to the fire."
Luckily I have never been put out because of this, but some people travel miles etc. |
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"I've never used the waxing excuse but I can certainly relate to it!
The wax was way too hot on my ladybits and I was bruused and battered looking  "
Yikes.
Still a drink and a laugh and a kiss, wouldn't have made it worse, would it? |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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My only two reasons for cancelling is being sick or got my period. I remember cutting my pussy lip while shaving before my very first meet. I was rather nervous back then, however it didn't stop me from meeting. 
Fortunately I can't contribute to the funny excuse list, I never had a no show or cancellation  |
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"I've never used the waxing excuse but I can certainly relate to it!
The wax was way too hot on my ladybits and I was bruused and battered looking
Yikes.
Still a drink and a laugh and a kiss, wouldn't have made it worse, would it? "
No not at all if that's what the meet was about but I'd have been panicking if there was the expectation of sex x |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"My only two reasons for cancelling is being sick or got my period. I remember cutting my pussy lip while shaving before my very first meet. I was rather nervous back then, however it didn't stop me from meeting.
Fortunately I can't contribute to the funny excuse list, I never had a no show or cancellation "
Did he kiss it better for u |
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By *oghunter33Woman
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"My only two reasons for cancelling is being sick or got my period. I remember cutting my pussy lip while shaving before my very first meet. I was rather nervous back then, however it didn't stop me from meeting.
Fortunately I can't contribute to the funny excuse list, I never had a no show or cancellation
Did he kiss it better for u "
Lips are there for kissing  |
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By *j47Man
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limerick |
"My only two reasons for cancelling is being sick or got my period. I remember cutting my pussy lip while shaving before my very first meet. I was rather nervous back then, however it didn't stop me from meeting.
Fortunately I can't contribute to the funny excuse list, I never had a no show or cancellation
Did he kiss it better for u
Lips are there for kissing "
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