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Selling Myself
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"No not literally, but it would be nice to make some extra cash now that I think about it. Basically I'm posting this as my own personal ad. Because let's face it, it's tough for a not stunningly attractive man, with an extra leg and more abs than you can count, on this site. Now don't read into this as me making my own personal complaints heard in the highly scrutinised public arena that is the fabswingers forum (subsection Ireland). But I'd like to think that I have put effort into my time on this site. If you find a message from me in your inbox, I haven't copy and pasted that from one profile to the next - ive read your profile, put the subject you wanted in, tried to crack a joke, etc. But I'm sure I have gotten lost in the shuffle of thousands of messages that you ladies receive every day. Somewhere amidst the sexually aggressive messages and countless snapshots of genitalia, lies a message from me that would probably pique your interest and make you consider me for whatever devices you can concoct in those sexually devious noggins of yours. So why not consider me? And don't use the stench of desperation emanating from this post as a reason, because that's petty. Terms and Conditions apply. Batteries sold separately." credit where it's due op great post ... whitty and funny And thinking outside the box fair play .. I wish you luck with it and hope that you get you just awards  | |||
