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By *1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

athlone

What's the weirdest requests you have had

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick

One woman wanted to meet me for sex fancy a fuck she said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Post a used condom too a male not only that but it had too have cum in it and from ste. The weirdist part is why does it have too be from ste.. very strange indeed used knickers too.. oh and too go an watch a guy gets his manhood pierced never even spoke too him before an that was his first mail. Few other strange stuff there but wont say anymore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guy said to me he wanted to cum on my chest. Sprinkle hundreds and thousands on it and feed it to me with an ice cream spoon. I said to him you know that you are talking to the hubby. He said I know so are you up for it?

I said no thanks I'm diabetic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy said to me he wanted to cum on my chest. Sprinkle hundreds and thousands on it and feed it to me with an ice cream spoon. I said to him you know that you are talking to the hubby. He said I know so are you up for it?

I said no thanks I'm diabetic "

haha classic

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By *easingTimMan  over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Some guy fabbed me with:

"Fancy a blow joke?"

"No thanks, am straight"

"You can watch porn while I suck you off"

Kind offer but BLOCKED...

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman  over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"One woman wanted to meet me for sex fancy a fuck she said "

Cj you said you wouldn't say anything....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy said to me he wanted to cum on my chest. Sprinkle hundreds and thousands on it and feed it to me with an ice cream spoon. I said to him you know that you are talking to the hubby. He said I know so are you up for it?

I said no thanks I'm diabetic "

Brilliant

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By *kmanMan  over a year ago

Letterkenny


"Guy said to me he wanted to cum on my chest. Sprinkle hundreds and thousands on it and feed it to me with an ice cream spoon. I said to him you know that you are talking to the hubby. He said I know so are you up for it?

I said no thanks I'm diabetic

Brilliant "

Very good indeed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy said to me he wanted to cum on my chest. Sprinkle hundreds and thousands on it and feed it to me with an ice cream spoon. I said to him you know that you are talking to the hubby. He said I know so are you up for it?

I said no thanks I'm diabetic "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Last week...

I got asked if I'd visit this guy he was in hospital and was feeling better and felt like company, it wasn't sleazy or anything he had his own private room...

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By *evilinsidemeMan  over a year ago

Trim

Some guy wanted to lick my head! Not the one you are all thinking, but the actual sweat off top of my head.

It was a new low for my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

After my status shuffle dare I did get some right strange messages...

Thanks Juicy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some guy wanted to lick my head! Not the one you are all thinking, but the actual sweat off top of my head.

It was a new low for my inbox.

"

this is the best thing I've read on the forums

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By *unnitoesWoman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Some guy wanted to lick my head! Not the one you are all thinking, but the actual sweat off top of my head.

It was a new low for my inbox.

"

Hahaha omg that is hillarious! Beats the request I got from a guy wanting armpit sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some guy wanted to lick my head! Not the one you are all thinking, but the actual sweat off top of my head.

It was a new low for my inbox.

Hahaha omg that is hillarious! Beats the request I got from a guy wanting armpit sex "

Whaaaattttt? ?

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By *evilinsidemeMan  over a year ago

Trim


"Some guy wanted to lick my head! Not the one you are all thinking, but the actual sweat off top of my head.

It was a new low for my inbox.

Hahaha omg that is hillarious! Beats the request I got from a guy wanting armpit sex "

Armpit sex, that doesn't even come under the any hole is a goal rule.

Did he want hairy or smooth? Wouldn't the deodorant sting?

And was it missionary or doggie style?

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By *appyPandaMan  over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Was offered a blowjob, €20 or both for some used women's underwear, whether it's the girlfriend's, wife's or mother's.

Surely he knows you can buy those much cheaper in Penney's.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some guy wanted to lick my head! Not the one you are all thinking, but the actual sweat off top of my head.

It was a new low for my inbox.

Hahaha omg that is hillarious! Beats the request I got from a guy wanting armpit sex "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was offered a blowjob, €20 or both for some used women's underwear, whether it's the girlfriend's, wife's or mother's.

Surely he knows you can buy those much cheaper in Penney's."

Really they sell used underwear in pennies

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By *evilinsidemeMan  over a year ago

Trim


"Was offered a blowjob, €20 or both for some used women's underwear, whether it's the girlfriend's, wife's or mother's.

Surely he knows you can buy those much cheaper in Penney's.

Really they sell used underwear in pennies "

It's a new line.....look at the label, it says "Worn in China."

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By *appyPandaMan  over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun


"Was offered a blowjob, €20 or both for some used women's underwear, whether it's the girlfriend's, wife's or mother's.

Surely he knows you can buy those much cheaper in Penney's.

Really they sell used underwear in pennies "

Well maybe not used but at least they're cheaper. How many pairs could you get for €20? It would be a bargain, and no need for any oral at all.

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By *unnitoesWoman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Some guy wanted to lick my head! Not the one you are all thinking, but the actual sweat off top of my head.

It was a new low for my inbox.

Hahaha omg that is hillarious! Beats the request I got from a guy wanting armpit sex

Armpit sex, that doesn't even come under the any hole is a goal rule.

Did he want hairy or smooth? Wouldn't the deodorant sting?

And was it missionary or doggie style?

"

I don't know what position it was gonna happen in he offered to lick my armpit first to avoid friction burns

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By *evilinsidemeMan  over a year ago

Trim


"Some guy wanted to lick my head! Not the one you are all thinking, but the actual sweat off top of my head.

It was a new low for my inbox.

Hahaha omg that is hillarious! Beats the request I got from a guy wanting armpit sex

Armpit sex, that doesn't even come under the any hole is a goal rule.

Did he want hairy or smooth? Wouldn't the deodorant sting?

And was it missionary or doggie style?

I don't know what position it was gonna happen in he offered to lick my armpit first to avoid friction burns "

Well I think you win the weirdest one.

At least he didn't offer to porn spit into your armpit to lubricate it haha.

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By *ungdublinguyMan  over a year ago

Dublin/Leitrim

Cuckold with hubby watching on Skype was odd but weirdest was being asked to wear a tracksuit and talk like a junkie, an instant block.

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By *unnitoesWoman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Some guy wanted to lick my head! Not the one you are all thinking, but the actual sweat off top of my head.

It was a new low for my inbox.

Hahaha omg that is hillarious! Beats the request I got from a guy wanting armpit sex

Armpit sex, that doesn't even come under the any hole is a goal rule.

Did he want hairy or smooth? Wouldn't the deodorant sting?

And was it missionary or doggie style?

I don't know what position it was gonna happen in he offered to lick my armpit first to avoid friction burns

Well I think you win the weirdest one.

At least he didn't offer to porn spit into your armpit to lubricate it haha. "

Can my prize be to lick your sweaty head then??

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By *evilinsidemeMan  over a year ago

Trim


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Can my prize be to lick your sweaty head then?? "

Genius

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman  over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Was offered a blowjob, €20 or both for some used women's underwear, whether it's the girlfriend's, wife's or mother's.

Surely he knows you can buy those much cheaper in Penney's."

Off ya go to Penny's. Buy a rake of them. You'll make a fortune.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One woman wanted to meet me for sex fancy a fuck she said "

Can you give me her name,?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Weirdest was someone who told me she wanted to scream "fuck me you paki" while we were smashing our genitals together why oh why was that my first female inbox looked like a fake account though tbh

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By *inkyjxxWoman  over a year ago

Waterford

I had a strange one from a guy saying "I dnt no you nor do I want to, but would you wear the same thong for 2 weeks and send it too me if I give you my address.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a guy offer me £50 to sit and masterbate while he worshipped my feet

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS  over a year ago

Bolton

not weird really but I get messages all the time off guys wanting to wank off over my stockinged legs

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By *easingTimMan  over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"not weird really but I get messages all the time off guys wanting to wank off over my stockinged legs "

Easy money lads, so what's the problem apart from a messy carpet?

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS  over a year ago

Bolton

you saying I should charge

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By *easingTimMan  over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"you saying I should charge "

Not saying you should do anything my leggy friend. Guess there's a market for everything though!

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