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what we have learned from porn
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Stolen out of the lounge. What have we learned from porn? I've learned that if the pizza delivery driver is female shell be wearing shorts and a tight t-shirt and if I don't have the money to cover the pizza shell take sex as payment in kind.
Also if you move a girls leg just a little its ten times better for her
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you catch a woman masturbating, she won't scream & cover herself up, she'll want you to fuck her to buy your silence..."
Hahahahahaha! You are too funny! |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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The real tough and rough guys leave their runners on and not only the socks.
Asian women don't moan and groan with joy, they squeal and wail high pitch. 
Pounding a woman hard and senselessly doggy style is the ultimate sex skill a man can achieve.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asian men are the real unicorns..."
Haha the only Asian cock I've seen in my life and on TV is the guy from the hangover... And I understand why they are rare in porn  |
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"She has to give him oral for ages, he doesn't have to return the favour "
Are you still talking about porn you have watched or about real life men you have been with ? I can help you change your expereance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Front Bottoms never fart despite an hour's mindless pounding....
Japanese schoolgirls should never get on a Bus....or talk to old men....in fact they should stay at home ! All forms of wrong, bring back 70s Porn, it was fun !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stolen out of the lounge. What have we learned from porn? I've learned that if the pizza delivery driver is female shell be wearing shorts and a tight t-shirt and if I don't have the money to cover the pizza shell take sex as payment in kind.
Also if you move a girls leg just a little its ten times better for her
King"
It would be my thinking if you're desperate enough to watch that sort of crap its about time you got yourself a life. |
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"This thread actually says a lot more about what the poster watches than it should. Oops.nothing wrong with a variety of porn "
Yes, variety is great but there isn't as much as you would think. I'm not a fan if the way porn is going. Large portion of teenage, insect, (you can't spell that right but you understand why that is banned here) and beating type of stuff is a bit disturbing
The current generation are seeming losing respect towards opposite sex and this is not the full reason but definitely adds to it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That every 20 year old American girl dreams of being screwed by a steroid pumped guy nearly 50 with a permanently screwed up face...
That Germans are very odd
That in the UK, casting agents are aplenty...
70s Porn, Bubble perms, two way sex, fun and over in about 7 minutes !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread actually says a lot more about what the poster watches than it should. Oops.nothing wrong with a variety of porn
Yes, variety is great but there isn't as much as you would think. I'm not a fan if the way porn is going. Large portion of teenage, insect, (you can't spell that right but you understand why that is banned here) and beating type of stuff is a bit disturbing
The current generation are seeming losing respect towards opposite sex and this is not the full reason but definitely adds to it. "
Couldn't agree more, I would worry for younger females being exposed to the expectations of some of this horrid shit being subjected on them....I rarely watch anything new, if it's funny two way then ok but yup some warped crap out there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stolen out of the lounge. What have we learned from porn? I've learned that if the pizza delivery driver is female shell be wearing shorts and a tight t-shirt and if I don't have the money to cover the pizza shell take sex as payment in kind.
Also if you move a girls leg just a little its ten times better for her
King It would be my thinking if you're desperate enough to watch that sort of crap its about time you got yourself a life."
As we told you when you PMd that to us, that's nice
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"This thread actually says a lot more about what the poster watches than it should. Oops.nothing wrong with a variety of porn
Yes, variety is great but there isn't as much as you would think. I'm not a fan if the way porn is going. Large portion of teenage, insect, (you can't spell that right but you understand why that is banned here) and beating type of stuff is a bit disturbing
The current generation are seeming losing respect towards opposite sex and this is not the full reason but definitely adds to it. "
babysitter porn is good, try it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its not necessary to get the pussy holder primed in any shape or form, just bang away, and dont worry, the pussy frame will find meaning of life in all that... |
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"Porn has taught me that I'm in the wrong line of business, IT.
I need to be making house calls, electricians, plumbers, pool boys, gardeners, them lonely housewife's go gaga over those types according to porn
You should try cuckold think you'd like it. "
Cuck what?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That all office girls have massive boobs wear short skirts with stockings and all. That all tradesmen have massive tools in their jocks and are more then willing to receive alternative payment instead of money
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"Porn has taught me that I'm in the wrong line of business, IT.
I need to be making house calls, electricians, plumbers, pool boys, gardeners, them lonely housewife's go gaga over those types according to porn
You should try cuckold think you'd like it.
Cuck what? "
Cuck a diddle doo!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Porn has taught me that I'm in the wrong line of business, IT.
I need to be making house calls, electricians, plumbers, pool boys, gardeners, them lonely housewife's go gaga over those types according to porn
You should try cuckold think you'd like it.
Cuck what?
Cuck a diddle doo!
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"Porn has taught me that I'm in the wrong line of business, IT.
I need to be making house calls, electricians, plumbers, pool boys, gardeners, them lonely housewife's go gaga over those types according to porn
You should try cuckold think you'd like it.
Cuck what?
Cuck a diddle doo!
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Well have done some crazy stuff in my time involving cuck but that'd be a new one on me... |
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at last! Something we agree on. Dreadful, dark stuff it is.
