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Is your neighbour a swinger?
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The woman next door lives alone and I always get some vibes she's a swinger. So I was looking online for some tips as I love to find out but had no idea on how to go about it.
Came across this and found it funny. #20 Would you show your neighbour? lol ( IDon't think so :P)
Here is a list of top 20 signs ( inspired by reddit users ) that may indicate your neighbours are swingers.
1. All their friends are couples, and when they talk about them, they only mention them by their first names “Bob and Diane”or “Joe and Sally”, but don’t know their last name.
2. They regularly attend costume parties, and it’s not even Halloween.
3. They only go out partying on Friday and Saturday nights, and they do it often.
4. When asked which club they went to, they don’t seem to remember the name of it.
5. The wife wears a coat over her dress when she is leaving the house to go out, even during the summer.
6. When they have parties at their house, all their guests are couples, show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags and don’t leave until Sunday afternoon.
7. All the couples they hang out with, the wives are gorgeous looking, busty and dress provocatively.
8. They go on holidays or weekend getaways often, and they do not have a lot of pictures to share.
9. They are happier and more youthful than all the other neighbours on your street.
10. Depending on your overall appearance, they may have unintentionally flirted with you once or twice.
11. They talk about meeting a ‘couple’ for dinner.
12. They stop coming to the neighborhood block parties because they always have “other plans” on Saturday nights.
13. They are constantly encouraging their kids to spend the weekend at friends’ houses.
14. When you ask about their spa they talk about it as though it’s a necessity and not a luxury.
15. They travel all over the world and have ‘friends of friends’ that guarantee them free accommodation.
16. They come back from holidays and they have a tan, but no tan lines. Suntanning in the nude in their backyard is something they assume everyone does.
17. On Mondays they are all smiles and giggles about what went down over the weekend.
18. They look like they are newlyweds, yet they have been together a quarter of century.
19. You’ve had a few lost ‘strangers’, knocking at your door asking for “2horneyup4fun’
20. Show this list to your neighbours and if they laugh, your neighbours might be swingers.
Some or all of these signs, are good a indication that your neighbours are swingers.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our old neighbour is a swinger and is actually on here. Before we moved into that house we actually met him before and when he seen his new neighbours was us he thought it was his birthday but no way just couldnt play with him lol... |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"There's a few neighbours would like to see me swinging 
I hope not from the nearest tree.  ...ah jaysus we're much more subtle in these parts...we shoot each other  "
Ah that's okay then 
I've a hammock between two trees, it swings quite well and can take two.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My neighbour is 93, so I'm guessing she's not. "
Well she has 6 more years to get on here. Plenty of men looking for someone of her age
Show her the list!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes they most definitely are lol!!! But discretion and respect is a 2 way street so I've never had an issue with this! Plus it's kinda fecking hilarious lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My neighbours should be swingers ... then at least they would stop the fighting ... and maybe he would last longer than 5 min  
You know what to do "
Oh hell no ... even if he had a brown bag over his head I wouldn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My neighbour is an air hostess who is only at home intermittently. Always raises the pulse when I see her arrive home in her uniform
If only she was a swinger!!! |
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