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over a year ago
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So earlier I received an email from Uberkinky and went browsing because what girl can resist a dildo sale. Going through the collection and came across an ass midget. Literally an miniature rubber gnome!!!! Has definitely taken the prize for weirdest sex toy ever seen for me anyway. Anyone able to top that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to watch more porn guys!
Rubber arms, latex cubes, I do love the popsicle/lolly ones, oh, a latex carrot, animal tails..."
Strangely we own most of those. Well apart from the carrot
King |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You need to watch more porn guys!
Rubber arms, latex cubes, I do love the popsicle/lolly ones, oh, a latex carrot, animal tails...
Strangely we own most of those. Well apart from the carrot
King "
Nice! Can you recommend the latex butt cubes/stars? They look exquisite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or what about the Sqweel? A motorised disc of 10 latex tongues!  "
I was going to mention this. A friend says it looks like it's for removing genital warts from willys  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or what about the Sqweel? A motorised disc of 10 latex tongues!
I was going to mention this. A friend says it looks like it's for removing genital warts from willys "
 Mr just reminded me about the Baby Jesus butt plug in Rome...  |
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"Or what about the Sqweel? A motorised disc of 10 latex tongues!
I was going to mention this. A friend says it looks like it's for removing genital warts from willys
Mr just reminded me about the Baby Jesus butt plug in Rome... "
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When a woman buys a vibrator it's just seen as a little naughty fun! But when a man buys a 240v Fuckmaster pro 5000 blow up latex doll with a 6 speed vibrating pussy, elasticised anus and non drop semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound he gets labelled a pervert? Wtf ? |
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"When a woman buys a vibrator it's just seen as a little naughty fun! But when a man buys a 240v Fuckmaster pro 5000 blow up latex doll with a 6 speed vibrating pussy, elasticised anus and non drop semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound he gets labelled a pervert? Wtf ?"
"non-drop semen collection tray"
Remember those "real doll" documentaries - that was fascinating!
Oddest toys in my book are pretty much everything on bad-dragon. Total attraction/repulsion combo for me. |
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over a year ago
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"I see an advert for anal fidget spinners yesterday, near dropped my phone with laughter on the bus, people lookin at me lol"
We saw that at the weekend. At least you would stay focused on the ass.
King |
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While on fb I saw some adds pop up for things your friends are looking at on bang good or some similar site.
One of the things that popes up was an alien penis dildo. Fine on its own but came complete with coloured slime lube and jelly eggs that you feed into the dildo and impregnate yourself with. Before laying them.
Never did get anyone owning up to that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While on fb I saw some adds pop up for things your friends are looking at on bang good or some similar site.
One of the things that popes up was an alien penis dildo. Fine on its own but came complete with coloured slime lube and jelly eggs that you feed into the dildo and impregnate yourself with. Before laying them.
Never did get anyone owning up to that one"
I found a review of it on Y@utube...
OMG.  |
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over a year ago
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for all the foot fetishist folks out there ....introducing the surprising best seller ...according to the sales blurb ... "the vajankle" yes folks thats right , a vagina on an ankle , you can customise where you want the vag positioned . |
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"for all the foot fetishist folks out there ....introducing the surprising best seller ...according to the sales blurb ... "the vajankle" yes folks thats right , a vagina on an ankle , you can customise where you want the vag positioned . "
Another for the foot fetishists. I've seen a human foot shaped dildo. Foot with toes heel ankle and leg all the way to the knee.
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