So last night we invite friends of Mrs C to dinner a purely normal vanilla night , nothing planned , Mr C cooked dinner within minutes of said guests arriving they inform us that where we living ( small kildare town )is a regular for swinger parties .
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"So last night we invite friends of Mrs C to dinner a purely normal vanilla night , nothing planned , Mr C cooked dinner within minutes of said guests arriving they inform us that where we living ( small kildare town )is a regular for swinger parties .
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Pmsl oh how i wish I'd been a fly on the wall 
How did they know that? |
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"So last night we invite friends of Mrs C to dinner a purely normal vanilla night , nothing planned , Mr C cooked dinner within minutes of said guests arriving they inform us that where we living ( small kildare town )is a regular for swinger parties .
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Pmsl oh how i wish I'd been a fly on the wall
How did they know that?"
No idea but it made for some conversation |
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"So last night we invite friends of Mrs C to dinner a purely normal vanilla night , nothing planned , Mr C cooked dinner within minutes of said guests arriving they inform us that where we living ( small kildare town )is a regular for swinger parties .
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Maybe they wore dropping hints lol |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol "
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier |
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"Does the keys in a bowl thing still happen mister C 
Ohh to be a fly on the wall last night would have been great lol "
Mrs Persha it was some laugh , especially when we said yes we are the party organisers lol |
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"Does the keys in a bowl thing still happen mister C
Ohh to be a fly on the wall last night would have been great lol
Mrs Persha it was some laugh , especially when we said yes we are the party organisers lol"
Ha ha brillant guys |
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"Does the keys in a bowl thing still happen mister C
Ohh to be a fly on the wall last night would have been great lol
Mrs Persha it was some laugh , especially when we said yes we are the party organisers lol"
Their turn to go quiet? |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
Could have been the pampas
That got flattened the last night "
I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
Could have been the pampas
That got flattened the last night
I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised"
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
Could have been the pampas
That got flattened the last night
I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised
Every thing you heard is true and mighty delicious "
One day I'll get to one ! |
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"So last night we invite friends of Mrs C to dinner a purely normal vanilla night , nothing planned , Mr C cooked dinner within minutes of said guests arriving they inform us that where we living ( small kildare town )is a regular for swinger parties .
Awkward.com "
They must have heard about a certain Kildare GAA guy in the news today who was awarded a tidy sum in a defamation case against the Sunday World. |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
Could have been the pampas
That got flattened the last night
I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised
Every thing you heard is true and mighty delicious
One day I'll get to one !"
Put it to the top of your list |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
Could have been the pampas
That got flattened the last night
I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised
Every thing you heard is true and mighty delicious
One day I'll get to one !
Put it to the top of your list "
Its been there quite a while but I've no car so I'd need a weeks holiday to get there by bus lol |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
Could have been the pampas
That got flattened the last night
I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised
Every thing you heard is true and mighty delicious
One day I'll get to one !
Put it to the top of your list
Its been there quite a while but I've no car so I'd need a weeks holiday to get there by bus lol"
Lol that made me giggle |
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"So last night we invite friends of Mrs C to dinner a purely normal vanilla night , nothing planned , Mr C cooked dinner within minutes of said guests arriving they inform us that where we living ( small kildare town )is a regular for swinger parties .
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Did u not tell them they were desert |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier "
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol "
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
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Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
you an me both!!!"
This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...
T'was a great party...
Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie? |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
you an me both!!!
This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...
T'was a great party...
Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?"
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
you an me both!!!
This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...
T'was a great party...
Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit "
Could even be described as a wee wee hole....  |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
you an me both!!!
This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...
T'was a great party...
Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit
Could even be described as a wee wee hole.... "
Just feel the need to point out ....previous comment is Ollie's. ..Apples has no act nor part ...and wished to delete....instead in allowing it to stand is going to get serious licky lapsters... |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
you an me both!!!
This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...
T'was a great party...
Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit
Could even be described as a wee wee hole....
Just feel the need to point out ....previous comment is Ollie's. ..Apples has no act nor part ...and wished to delete....instead in allowing it to stand is going to get serious licky lapsters..."
I knew it was ollie and not apples straight away lol
Not her style to say words like " darn" |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
you an me both!!!
This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...
T'was a great party...
Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit
Could even be described as a wee wee hole....
Just feel the need to point out ....previous comment is Ollie's. ..Apples has no act nor part ...and wished to delete....instead in allowing it to stand is going to get serious licky lapsters...
I knew it was ollie and not apples straight away lol
Not her style to say words like " darn" "
Awe, come on I'm not that old....
I don't watch Peaky Blinders and say to myself...
"Oh I remember the days...."
And I take my socks off....
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Untill then.. anything goes... "
Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks....  |
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"Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.
Untill then.. anything goes...
Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks.... "
Ollie the legend.... The only man man I know who has to have his socks and boxers match (Mrs C)
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"Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.
Untill then.. anything goes...
Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks....
Ollie the legend.... The only man man I know who has to have his socks and boxers match (Mrs C)
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I only dress that smartly for your soirees Mrs C.... |
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"Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.
Untill then.. anything goes...
Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks....
Ollie the legend.... The only man man I know who has to have his socks and boxers match (Mrs C)
I only dress that smartly for your soirees Mrs C.... "
Why dont i quiet believe that mr ollie???
I bet all the bloody socks match the boxers |
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"Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.
Untill then.. anything goes...
Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks....
Ollie the legend.... The only man man I know who has to have his socks and boxers match (Mrs C)
I only dress that smartly for your soirees Mrs C....
Why dont i quiet believe that mr ollie???
I bet all the bloody socks match the boxers "
You know what?....I'll let you check next time....
But you'll have to ask nicely....
You know I like my full title....(but not on here...lol)
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"Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.
Untill then.. anything goes...
Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks....
Ollie the legend.... The only man man I know who has to have his socks and boxers match (Mrs C)
I only dress that smartly for your soirees Mrs C....
Why dont i quiet believe that mr ollie???
I bet all the bloody socks match the boxers
You know what?....I'll let you check next time....
But you'll have to ask nicely....
You know I like my full title....(but not on here...lol)
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Ahh you naughty naughty boy but full title it shall be then....( only cos i think it did more for me, the greedy bitch i am lol) |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
you an me both!!!
This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...
T'was a great party...
Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit
Could even be described as a wee wee hole.... "
Hangs head,
Heads to naughty step,
Does not pass go,
Does not collect £200,
Collects darning needle.
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
you an me both!!!
This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...
T'was a great party...
Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit
Could even be described as a wee wee hole....
Hangs head,
Heads to naughty step,
Does not pass go,
Does not collect £200,
Collects darning needle.
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It's beyond darning lad....you can replace it next time i see you |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
you an me both!!!
This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...
T'was a great party...
Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit
Could even be described as a wee wee hole....
Hangs head,
Heads to naughty step,
Does not pass go,
Does not collect £200,
Collects darning needle.
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Twas you!!!! Ahhh mystery solved for me then |
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Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit
Could even be described as a wee wee hole....
Hangs head,
Heads to naughty step,
Does not pass go,
Does not collect £200,
Collects darning needle.
Twas you!!!! Ahhh mystery solved for me then "
Aye, it was the cheeky Scot did it! |
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Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit
Could even be described as a wee wee hole....
Hangs head,
Heads to naughty step,
Does not pass go,
Does not collect £200,
Collects darning needle.
Twas you!!!! Ahhh mystery solved for me then
Aye, it was the cheeky Scot did it! "
Such a nice wee outfit it was too |
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"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?
I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol
I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier
They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol
I know they're not there....
As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....
Ollie..x
Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine
you an me both!!!
This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...
T'was a great party...
Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit
Could even be described as a wee wee hole....
Hangs head,
Heads to naughty step,
Does not pass go,
Does not collect £200,
Collects darning needle.
It's beyond darning lad....you can replace it next time i see you "
Well if I survive long enough 
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Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?
Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit
Could even be described as a wee wee hole....
Hangs head,
Heads to naughty step,
Does not pass go,
Does not collect £200,
Collects darning needle.
Twas you!!!! Ahhh mystery solved for me then
Aye, it was the cheeky Scot did it!
Such a nice wee outfit it was too "
It was very nice indeed.
Still on the naughty contemplating..... |
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