Hey girls my name is Bernard, I own a small bookshop in the city which I run with my annoying, live in man servant.
Now that the summer is here its hot all the time and I tired of being stuck in the shop all day so I though to myself "I've got to get a girlfriend" but just for the summer.
Ideally she has to be a summery girl, she'll have hair, she'll have summery friends who know how to be outside. She'll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet, and in the autumn, I'll ditch her, because she's my summer girl.
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"Hey girls my name is Bernard, I own a small bookshop in the city which I run with my annoying, live in man servant.
Now that the summer is here its hot all the time and I tired of being stuck in the shop all day so I though to myself "I've got to get a girlfriend" but just for the summer.
Ideally she has to be a summery girl, she'll have hair, she'll have summery friends who know how to be outside. She'll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet, and in the autumn, I'll ditch her, because she's my summer girl.
If that sounds like you then great, if you know who I am, then even better."
Ah come on and pour a breakfast wine.... I love some black books 
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"Hey girls my name is Bernard, I own a small bookshop in the city which I run with my annoying, live in man servant.
Now that the summer is here its hot all the time and I tired of being stuck in the shop all day so I though to myself "I've got to get a girlfriend" but just for the summer.
Ideally she has to be a summery girl, she'll have hair, she'll have summery friends who know how to be outside. She'll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet, and in the autumn, I'll ditch her, because she's my summer girl.
If that sounds like you then great, if you know who I am, then even better."
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