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By *acey_sm OP Woman
over a year ago
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So I was walking home from work yesterday and I was approached by a Jehovah's witness. He was about 18, tall, slim, American accent and fairly good looking. He stopped and asked me could he ask me a question. Of course I said. He smiled and asked "what brings you happiness?"
Well my mind went into overdrive. All that filled my head was my naughty meet from the night before. I paused looked this young lad up and down and thought to myself, I can't steal this young lads innocence.
I had to walk away from him giggling with my head full of filthy thoughts. I wish I had have had the courage to tell him what I was thinking just to see his reaction.
So if you are braver than I was what would you have answered and what do you think his reaction would have been.
"What brings you Happiness?" |
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"So I was walking home from work yesterday and I was approached by a Jehovah's witness. He was about 18, tall, slim, American accent and fairly good looking. He stopped and asked me could he ask me a question. Of course I said. He smiled and asked "what brings you happiness?"
Well my mind went into overdrive. All that filled my head was my naughty meet from the night before. I paused looked this young lad up and down and thought to myself, I can't steal this young lads innocence.
I had to walk away from him giggling with my head full of filthy thoughts. I wish I had have had the courage to tell him what I was thinking just to see his reaction.
So if you are braver than I was what would you have answered and what do you think his reaction would have been.
"What brings you Happiness?""
If I told him he'd have me burning in hell. Or maybe he might be on his knees  |
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By *acey_sm OP Woman
over a year ago
westmeath |
"My dinner ready when I get home shirts ironed and rugby on the telly 
I am easily pleased 
Not asking for much are you cj?
Well ye always proclaimed ye can multitask "
Oh we are very good at it. Although I'm sure there's better ways to put those skills to use  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"My dinner ready when I get home shirts ironed and rugby on the telly
I am easily pleased
Not asking for much are you cj?
Well ye always proclaimed ye can multitask
Oh we are very good at it. Although I'm sure there's better ways to put those skills to use "
Oh there is but I don't know could I say such rude things like that in public
I am shy u know  |
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Giving a lady a slow sensual massage with blended essential oils, insence sticks burning, soft water music, maybe a blindfold and soft ankle and wrist ties to massage bed. So the restriction of a few senses can heighten others.. ahhh bliss the energy u get back is amazing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was walking home from work yesterday and I was approached by a Jehovah's witness. He was about 18, tall, slim, American accent and fairly good looking. He stopped and asked me could he ask me a question. Of course I said. He smiled and asked "what brings you happiness?"
Well my mind went into overdrive. All that filled my head was my naughty meet from the night before. I paused looked this young lad up and down and thought to myself, I can't steal this young lads innocence.
I had to walk away from him giggling with my head full of filthy thoughts. I wish I had have had the courage to tell him what I was thinking just to see his reaction.
So if you are braver than I was what would you have answered and what do you think his reaction would have been.
"What brings you Happiness?""
Happy looking at your pics  but unhappy it's not in person  |
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By *acey_sm OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Giving a lady a slow sensual massage with blended essential oils, insence sticks burning, soft water music, maybe a blindfold and soft ankle and wrist ties to massage bed. So the restriction of a few senses can heighten others.. ahhh bliss the energy u get back is amazing."
I'll take one of these please |
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"Giving a lady a slow sensual massage with blended essential oils, insence sticks burning, soft water music, maybe a blindfold and soft ankle and wrist ties to massage bed. So the restriction of a few senses can heighten others.. ahhh bliss the energy u get back is amazing.
I'll take one of these please "
Well If u can make it to Dublin tonight check out meet request lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Answering the door to a Jehovah Witness while eating a bacon bap and telling them I am Jewish...
Look on his face made me happy all day "
Did you tell him what he missed earlier? |
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"Answering the door to a Jehovah Witness while eating a bacon bap and telling them I am Jewish...
Look on his face made me happy all day
Did you tell him what he missed earlier?"
If he had called earlier there was no chance of me answering the door |
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When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the American ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle.
“Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?”
“A penis,” replied Madame de Gaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer . . . and
no one knew what to say next.
Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, “Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word ‘appiness.'” |
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"When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the American ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle.
“Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?”
“A penis,” replied Madame de Gaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer . . . and
no one knew what to say next.
Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, “Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word ‘appiness.'”"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the American ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle.
“Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?”
“A penis,” replied Madame de Gaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer . . . and
no one knew what to say next.
Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, “Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word ‘appiness.'”"
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