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A sniper wouldnt take ya out.
A bear woulsnt hug ya.
If i had 13 mickies, i wouldnt even give ya the unlucky one.
If i had a face like yours, id shave me arse, teach it to talk and id walk backwards. |
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She has a fanny like a blood orange
That one would suck a golf ball through a garden hose
U so ugly you were fed with a sling
I wouldn't ride that one she had more rides than a fairground rollercoaster |
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They couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery
She'd get up on a gust of wind
Bite the back of me bollix..obviously said by a man
He'd drink piss from a whores boot
He wouldn't give ya the steam off his piss
She's so ugly daz wouldn't shift her
Has a face only a mother could love
A sniper wouldn't take that one out
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I ran down the stairs like I'd take on the Corr sisters,
Three at a time
Face on her like a blind cobblers thumb
I've a horn on me that could bring order to a GAA game is West Cork
I am as hard as a blind lezzers nipples in a fish factory
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You make a better door than a window.
Men are like chocolate, sweet & smooth but they head straight for your hips.
Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are already gone & only the handicapped are left.
Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?
The only difference between men & boys is the size of their shoes and the cost of their toys. |
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Smell like a whores handbag 
