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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you ever get talking to someone and just think omg they must be hot, from their accent alone?
I've been on the phone yesterday and today trying to get something sorted and I've been dealing with the one guy and I've a total crush on him, solely based on his voice  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aye
And then i met him
And the reality did not match the daydream 
It's not my fault my voice is sexy and the rest of me isn't. "
I keep getting told I've a weird accent 
And I'm definitely not sexy so I lose on both counts lol |
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"Aye
And then i met him
And the reality did not match the daydream
It's not my fault my voice is sexy and the rest of me isn't.
I keep getting told I've a weird accent
And I'm definitely not sexy so I lose on both counts lol"
Your profile photo looks nice anyway wobbly |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Aye
And then i met him
And the reality did not match the daydream
It's not my fault my voice is sexy and the rest of me isn't.
I keep getting told I've a weird accent
And I'm definitely not sexy so I lose on both counts lol"
My hole u loose I'd listen to on the phone all night
Call me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a filthy telephone voice back in the early 2000 s a mate of mine owned and operated some mad sex lines where guys would ring up and listen to a recording begged me to record filth from a script cos he said I had the perfect voice for it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've fallen victim to this so many times a woman would call to make an appointment and I'd be thinking dam she sounds hot then they turn up for the appointment and 9 times out of 10 I'd be wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeap. Get calls of work and sometimes I say she sounds so hot. Some diffently live up. And I have had the opposite to. Thinking 2 myself fuck I wish she would shut up. To dam sexy 2 have a voice like that.  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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I know one guy he's voice is sooooo incredibly sexy, that when I hear it it sends shivers and tingles down my spine, releases 100 butterflies in my lower tummy region and the knickers just drop off. |
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"I know one guy he's voice is sooooo incredibly sexy, that when I hear it it sends shivers and tingles down my spine, releases 100 butterflies in my lower tummy region and the knickers just drop off. "
I sincerely hope it's not your local shopkeeper... Can you imagine having to pick up your knickers and wipe the floor every time you go in for a sliced pan? |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"I know one guy he's voice is sooooo incredibly sexy, that when I hear it it sends shivers and tingles down my spine, releases 100 butterflies in my lower tummy region and the knickers just drop off.
I sincerely hope it's not your local shopkeeper... Can you imagine having to pick up your knickers and wipe the floor every time you go in for a sliced pan? "
A good shopkeeper sees the business opportunity, sells the used knickers on and puts up with mopping the floor now and then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore "
You could ask him does he do wake up calls... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls..."
Almost spat out my coffee! 
Can you invent any reason, OP? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?"
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again "
Fair point, but shite 
I love a happy ending! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending! "
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel""
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again "
Surely you get one more phone call out of it, simply to say thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it "
WHAAAT!   |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT! "
Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then.  |
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT!
Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then. "
Tell him he needs to come around and see just how bad it looks on you with it having pieces missing in important places. If he refuses you could always find another Michael somewhere that would be willing to take one for the team. Possibly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT!
Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then.
Tell him he needs to come around and see just how bad it looks on you with it having pieces missing in important places. If he refuses you could always find another Michael somewhere that would be willing to take one for the team. Possibly? "
*exits smartly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT!
Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then. "
Hahaha yeah and keep us posted please...  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT!
Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then.
Tell him he needs to come around and see just how bad it looks on you with it having pieces missing in important places. If he refuses you could always find another Michael somewhere that would be willing to take one for the team. Possibly? "
One wonders where ud find a mickey willing to oblige |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT!
Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then.
Tell him he needs to come around and see just how bad it looks on you with it having pieces missing in important places. If he refuses you could always find another Michael somewhere that would be willing to take one for the team. Possibly?
One wonders where ud find a mickey willing to oblige "
Micheal I mean a micheal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you ever get talking to someone and just think omg they must be hot, from their accent alone?
I've been on the phone yesterday and today trying to get something sorted and I've been dealing with the one guy and I've a total crush on him, solely based on his voice "
I'm told that very often |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you ever get talking to someone and just think omg they must be hot, from their accent alone?
I've been on the phone yesterday and today trying to get something sorted and I've been dealing with the one guy and I've a total crush on him, solely based on his voice "
Ladies like my accent anyways |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My northern brogue has me at a disadvantage!
I was confused about shoes until Google came to the rescue "
Happens me more than most. Thank god for google. |
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