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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I am so angry right now ???????? I went to Aldi and at the till I dropped €20..

The woman in front of me picked it up... I thanked her obviously thinking she was picking it up for me but she said,

"The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walked away...!!!!

I looked at the girl on the till who looked just as shocked as me and in a loud voice I shouted after her, "Is this some kind of joke??!! Give me back my feckin €20!!!!"

I ended up following her into the car park, but she was clearly running to get away from me... So I followed her up to her car!

?? When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground to open her car door, so I ran up, grabbed the bags, and took off running while shouting,

"The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"

I drove home nervous and peed off at the same time because I've never stolen anything in my life. I opened her bags and give a guess what I found inside?

Nothing...... because it's not true.

It's a little story to see who reads the whole thing if you did then you will do fine in Fab because it's a good trait to read all of someone's Profile.

Happy Fabbing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Belter

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By *orguyMan  over a year ago

Tuam

How does this story end???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dammit jock i was wishing it was true

Ye tight arsed scots need a comeuppance every now and again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dammit jock i was wishing it was true

Ye tight arsed scots need a comeuppance every now and again "

Knew it was a fib as soon as she picked it up! I've yet to see the Scot that let dropped money hit the floor...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dammit jock i was wishing it was true

Ye tight arsed scots need a comeuppance every now and again

Knew it was a fib as soon as she picked it up! I've yet to see the Scot that let dropped money hit the floor... "

Hahaha very true candy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ever hear the story of the woman who cried wolf?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dammit jock i was wishing it was true

Ye tight arsed scots need a comeuppance every now and again

Knew it was a fib as soon as she picked it up! I've yet to see the Scot that let dropped money hit the floor... "

if it falls out of their hand it doesn't hit the floor!

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By *its and blondeCouple  over a year ago

dublin

Lol love it i was hopi g she had biscuts in tbe bag ??

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By *ir1967Man  over a year ago

in da sticks, london, amsterdam, madrid

Awesome....! A very fine sense of humor, you have me bowing!

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Lol love it i was hopi g she had biscuts in tbe bag ??"

I was hoping they were full of fem products

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was hoping it was going to be something excting or naughty in the bag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awesome....! A very fine sense of humor, you have me bowing!"

Haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

excellent little story

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Made me giggle

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By *owdyboy 890Man  over a year ago

Country West

Good one Jock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very good ....

Good point ... no-one really reads all the profile ...

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple  over a year ago

narnia


"I am so angry right now ???????? I went to Aldi and at the till I dropped €20..

The woman in front of me picked it up... I thanked her obviously thinking she was picking it up for me but she said,

"The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walked away...!!!!

I looked at the girl on the till who looked just as shocked as me and in a loud voice I shouted after her, "Is this some kind of joke??!! Give me back my feckin €20!!!!"

I ended up following her into the car park, but she was clearly running to get away from me... So I followed her up to her car!

?? When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground to open her car door, so I ran up, grabbed the bags, and took off running while shouting,

"The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"

I drove home nervous and peed off at the same time because I've never stolen anything in my life. I opened her bags and give a guess what I found inside?

Nothing...... because it's not true.

It's a little story to see who reads the whole thing if you did then you will do fine in Fab because it's a good trait to read all of someone's Profile.

Happy Fabbing "

what other good traits do you have ... if any

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By *arincorkMan  over a year ago

Ballinlough

Was she attractive

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By *orguyMan  over a year ago

Tuam


"Lol love it i was hopi g she had biscuts in tbe bag ??

I was hoping they were full of fem products "

So you use fem products CJ???

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By *ussypleaser2000Man  over a year ago

wicklow

I taught you were goin to say your 20 quid was sitting in the bag when you looked you inside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brilliant

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By *unfree2015Man  over a year ago

omagh

Can I have my bags back then !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bad man!

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By *ommickMan  over a year ago

cork

Ya fecker you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sorry ladies and gentleman was working .... Glad you enjoyed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How does this story end???"

You copy and paste , then change few words and send to friends lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dammit jock i was wishing it was true

Ye tight arsed scots need a comeuppance every now and again "

thanks Geordie come on I know ya have soft spot for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dammit jock i was wishing it was true

Ye tight arsed scots need a comeuppance every now and again

Knew it was a fib as soon as she picked it up! I've yet to see the Scot that let dropped money hit the floor... if it falls out of their hand it doesn't hit the floor!"

It's Blasphemy if it does hit the floor.... Under new Irish Law I would seeing Jail Time for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Awesome....! A very fine sense of humor, you have me bowing!"

Thank you Sir, I am bowing every time I see those shoes of yours ya need to tell me again where ya got them and can I get them in size 12

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lol love it i was hopi g she had biscuts in tbe bag ??

I was hoping they were full of fem products "

Perv lolol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was hoping it was going to be something excting or naughty in the bag "

Like Me ya mean lolol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am so angry right now ???????? I went to Aldi and at the till I dropped €20..

The woman in front of me picked it up... I thanked her obviously thinking she was picking it up for me but she said,

"The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walked away...!!!!

I looked at the girl on the till who looked just as shocked as me and in a loud voice I shouted after her, "Is this some kind of joke??!! Give me back my feckin €20!!!!"

I ended up following her into the car park, but she was clearly running to get away from me... So I followed her up to her car!

?? When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground to open her car door, so I ran up, grabbed the bags, and took off running while shouting,

"The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"

I drove home nervous and peed off at the same time because I've never stolen anything in my life. I opened her bags and give a guess what I found inside?

Nothing...... because it's not true.

It's a little story to see who reads the whole thing if you did then you will do fine in Fab because it's a good trait to read all of someone's Profile.

Happy Fabbing what other good traits do you have ... if any "

Many but main one I am just a plain nice guy with a warped sense of humour lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Was she attractive "

Same on here ya only have one chance to make good first impression...and she fecked up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bad man! "

Very bad man lolol

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By *ildaremaleMan  over a year ago

athy

Nice one

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Lol love it i was hopi g she had biscuts in tbe bag ??

I was hoping they were full of fem products

So you use fem products CJ??? "

Not at all just after jock doing a runner thinking he had got value for money they be totally useless to him

Although he probally set up a stall down the market and double his money

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol, OP

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By *e CountMan  over a year ago

Kilkenny

Yabba Dabba Doo.. Goon One.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lol love it i was hopi g she had biscuts in tbe bag ??

I was hoping they were full of fem products

So you use fem products CJ???

Not at all just after jock doing a runner thinking he had got value for money they be totally useless to him

Although he probally set up a stall down the market and double his money "

Tripled it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lol, OP "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yabba Dabba Doo.. Goon One. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love this

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I love this "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brilliant

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By *oftgentle123Man  over a year ago

Letterkenny

2 mins of my life i cant get back. I am a slow reader

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By *cilWoman  over a year ago

Wexford

Lives this! Anyone doing exams take note!

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