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It's very difficult to ask anyone "hay did I see you on fab?" for the fear of them saying "what's fab?" And then you have to explain what kind of kinky you are . So with this in mind should there be a "secret hand shake" type of thing that if said the other person will automatically know the story but if not you won't reveal your sexy goings on ??? |
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"didn't people say if you had alphafa grass in your garden you were a swinger?
or wearing an ankle chain on your right ankle?
Pampas grass plants as far as i know Ginger "
What have you started msdirtygirl,there will be people perving over the top of Pampas grasses everywhere.  |
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"didn't people say if you had alphafa grass in your garden you were a swinger?
or wearing an ankle chain on your right ankle?
Pampas grass plants as far as i know Ginger
What have you started msdirtygirl,there will be people perving over the top of Pampas grasses everywhere. "
Apparently they have a swarm like effect on fellow swingers.... queues at the door |
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"didn't people say if you had alphafa grass in your garden you were a swinger?
or wearing an ankle chain on your right ankle?
Pampas grass plants as far as i know Ginger
What have you started msdirtygirl,there will be people perving over the top of Pampas grasses everywhere.
Apparently they have a swarm like effect on fellow swingers.... queues at the door "
First apartment I owned had pampas grass in the garden. Mind you, it's rife in the NE  |
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"didn't people say if you had alphafa grass in your garden you were a swinger?
or wearing an ankle chain on your right ankle?"
My ma had one of them 
Havin said that, so did my grand dad..but the was a ball and chain on his.. |
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"Carry a bowl in one hand and car keys in other . Dead give away 
GET YOUR KEYS IN THE BOWL ! guaranteed to work
Double with 70s style moustache "
Luvky dip i think there is something extremely sexy about doing that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"didn't people say if you had alphafa grass in your garden you were a swinger?
or wearing an ankle chain on your right ankle?
Pampas grass plants as far as i know Ginger"
Ah girls, remind me to tell you a story about this sometime. vanilla guy in a pub, told him the story with the grass, disappears, comes back with a photo on his phone of his Ma's front garden..."yis mean loike dis?" ah, Jeez we had the fella climbing the walls. |
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Leave the handshakes to guys who wear aprons. Instead ask someone...
"Are you having a Fab day?" with a little wink and a knowing smile
Then if they answer:
"I'm having a VERI Fab day times 40"
You'll even know you're in the presence of a Master Fabber/Sex God |
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Yeah I think the "fab day" idea is the best one and if you wish to respond ya can and if they don't respond you've not put yourself in a difficult situation |
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"It's very difficult to ask anyone "hay did I see you on fab?" for the fear of them saying "what's fab?" And then you have to explain what kind of kinky you are . So with this in mind should there be a "secret hand shake" type of thing that if said the other person will automatically know the story but if not you won't reveal your sexy goings on ???"
You mean just drop the hand and do a Donald? If they scream and hit you then they're obviously not familiar with Fab  |
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"It's very difficult to ask anyone "hay did I see you on fab?" for the fear of them saying "what's fab?" And then you have to explain what kind of kinky you are . So with this in mind should there be a "secret hand shake" type of thing that if said the other person will automatically know the story but if not you won't reveal your sexy goings on ???
You mean just drop the hand and do a Donald? If they scream and hit you then they're obviously not familiar with Fab "
Yeah, like if you want sex with me stroke my cock once and if you don't, stroke it twenty times.  |
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lol Michael you're easy only 20!
I bet you're going around planting pampas grass in everyone's landscape job!
I saw an other site did sexy Jewellery.. It was mainly D/s collars as rings and floggers.. must get myself something |
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"lol Michael you're easy only 20!
I bet you're going around planting pampas grass in everyone's landscape job!
I saw an other site did sexy Jewellery.. It was mainly D/s collars as rings and floggers.. must get myself something "
The ould Cortaderia selloana isn't nearly as popular as it was in the seventies and eighties. I don't think it ever lived up to its reputation at all. I often wonder who started that rumour? |
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"lol Michael you're easy only 20!
I bet you're going around planting pampas grass in everyone's landscape job!
I saw an other site did sexy Jewellery.. It was mainly D/s collars as rings and floggers.. must get myself something
The ould Cortaderia selloana isn't nearly as popular as it was in the seventies and eighties. I don't think it ever lived up to its reputation at all. I often wonder who started that rumour? "
Apparently it draws rats as well
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"lol Michael you're easy only 20!
I bet you're going around planting pampas grass in everyone's landscape job!
I saw an other site did sexy Jewellery.. It was mainly D/s collars as rings and floggers.. must get myself something
The ould Cortaderia selloana isn't nearly as popular as it was in the seventies and eighties. I don't think it ever lived up to its reputation at all. I often wonder who started that rumour?
Apparently it draws rats as well
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Yes, mostly two legged ones thinking they're going to get a handy ride! |
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"Carry a bowl in one hand and car keys in other . Dead give away
GET YOUR KEYS IN THE BOWL ! guaranteed to work
Double with 70s style moustache "
Bow chicka wow wow |
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