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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beauticians...they always look pristine. I suppose they have to practice what they preach but I honestly haven't seen a beautician that I didn't find attractive in 1 way or another. |
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over a year ago
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"Any profession that requires Snickers work gear
Got piles of the stuff if your into the kind of thing
All the other accountants give me funny looks in the office though.
" excellent! |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Any profession that requires Snickers work gear
Got piles of the stuff if your into the kind of thing
All the other accountants give me funny looks in the office though.
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Bzzzzz, accountant is at the very other end of the scale..... |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"A gardener, they're lovely dirty, know their bushes and how to treat a flower
If only we knew a gardener...I think we have a landscaper alright. "
Same thing, it just sounds more sophisticated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women who drive.... Not lady drivers in general but ladies who drive buses, large lorries etc..... And It's getting more and more common and I'm loving it!
Perfect example, Google Lisa Kelly from Ice Road Truckers. The way she can reverse into that trailer, hitch onto it, take it to its final destination without spilling any of the load and finally delivering the load exactly where it's supposed to be before leaving gracefully is a true credit to her. "You go Lisa!!" I'd be calling as she leaves giving me one last look at her rear end! |
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"Women who drive.... Not lady drivers in general but ladies who drive buses, large lorries etc..... And It's getting more and more common and I'm loving it!
Perfect example, Google Lisa Kelly from Ice Road Truckers. The way she can reverse into that trailer, hitch onto it, take it to its final destination without spilling any of the load and finally delivering the load exactly where it's supposed to be before leaving gracefully is a true credit to her. "You go Lisa!!" I'd be calling as she leaves giving me one last look at her rear end! "
So many innuendos in that post. I actually got a semi |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women who drive.... Not lady drivers in general but ladies who drive buses, large lorries etc..... And It's getting more and more common and I'm loving it!
Perfect example, Google Lisa Kelly from Ice Road Truckers. The way she can reverse into that trailer, hitch onto it, take it to its final destination without spilling any of the load and finally delivering the load exactly where it's supposed to be before leaving gracefully is a true credit to her. "You go Lisa!!" I'd be calling as she leaves giving me one last look at her rear end! "
If only men could do that
Don't forget your Rubber, duck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women who drive.... Not lady drivers in general but ladies who drive buses, large lorries etc..... And It's getting more and more common and I'm loving it!
Perfect example, Google Lisa Kelly from Ice Road Truckers. The way she can reverse into that trailer, hitch onto it, take it to its final destination without spilling any of the load and finally delivering the load exactly where it's supposed to be before leaving gracefully is a true credit to her. "You go Lisa!!" I'd be calling as she leaves giving me one last look at her rear end!
So many innuendos in that post. I actually got a semi "
Want me to back up on it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women who drive.... Not lady drivers in general but ladies who drive buses, large lorries etc..... And It's getting more and more common and I'm loving it!
Perfect example, Google Lisa Kelly from Ice Road Truckers. The way she can reverse into that trailer, hitch onto it, take it to its final destination without spilling any of the load and finally delivering the load exactly where it's supposed to be before leaving gracefully is a true credit to her. "You go Lisa!!" I'd be calling as she leaves giving me one last look at her rear end!
So many innuendos in that post. I actually got a semi
Want me to back up on it? "
Sure , let me read it another few times so you can hitch up real good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would diffently say Milfs. There sexy hot ladies. Love calling 2 a hse and a hot lady answer the door.
Midwives?
Mathematicians? or
Models?
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Lol. Mums |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"It's ok ladies, I'm here
Well helloooo Mick
I need some pruning done - you available?
Sure why not? Get 'em off and I'll be there ASAP. "
Bring ur big pruners mick some of her wood is thick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's ok ladies, I'm here
Well helloooo Mick
I need some pruning done - you available?
Sure why not? Get 'em off and I'll be there ASAP.
Bring ur big pruners mick some of her wood is thick "
Get your lopper out! |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"It's ok ladies, I'm here
Heeeeey! Well good morning Mr. sophistication!
Moi? Sophisticated? I think not! "
Ahhh are you telling me all the Latin flower names you threw out there not that long ago sending butterflies over my lower half, was just google knowledge? |
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"It's ok ladies, I'm here
Heeeeey! Well good morning Mr. sophistication!
Moi? Sophisticated? I think not!
Ahhh are you telling me all the Latin flower names you threw out there not that long ago sending butterflies over my lower half, was just google knowledge? "
Was it Taxus baccata 'Fastigiata Aureomarginata' that did it for you? |
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"It's ok ladies, I'm here
Well helloooo Mick
I need some pruning done - you available?
Sure why not? Get 'em off and I'll be there ASAP.
Bring ur big pruners mick some of her wood is thick "
Wait... "She's" got wood? I'll leave this one to you so cj. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's ok ladies, I'm here
Well helloooo Mick
I need some pruning done - you available?
Sure why not? Get 'em off and I'll be there ASAP.
Bring ur big pruners mick some of her wood is thick "
How the feck would you know |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"It's ok ladies, I'm here
Heeeeey! Well good morning Mr. sophistication!
Moi? Sophisticated? I think not!
Ahhh are you telling me all the Latin flower names you threw out there not that long ago sending butterflies over my lower half, was just google knowledge?
Was it Taxus baccata 'Fastigiata Aureomarginata' that did it for you? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get way more attention in the suit than the snickers.
Get treated totally different too. People tend to treat you totally different when you suited and booted.. "
I've never seen ya suited but you wear the snickers well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pirate, I'd love a bit of captain Jack but I'm a weirdo " My Wife loves Captain Jack Sparrow and his quirkiness...That's probably why she won't let me cut my hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any profession that requires Snickers work gear
Got piles of the stuff if your into the kind of thing
All the other accountants give me funny looks in the office though.
Bzzzzz, accountant is at the very other end of the scale....."
Is that a bad thing for us accountants
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey,
So what does everyone think is the sexiest profession? I mean real profession! Not porn star or crap like that! Haha" Farming I know this because I am a farmer and im the sexiest man in Ireland. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you hear about the farmer who thought if he sowed from a steamroller he'd grow mashed potatoes... No"
Yeah, he came to farming late, originally he wanted to be a champion water-skier but he couldn't find a lake with a steep enough slope. |
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"Did you hear about the farmer who thought if he sowed from a steamroller he'd grow mashed potatoes... No
Yeah, he came to farming late, originally he wanted to be a champion water-skier but he couldn't find a lake with a steep enough slope." Get outta Dat Garden. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beauticians...they always look pristine. I suppose they have to practice what they preach but I honestly haven't seen a beautician that I didn't find attractive in 1 way or another."
Aw thanks.
For me it's definitely the snickers trousers lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beauticians...they always look pristine. I suppose they have to practice what they preach but I honestly haven't seen a beautician that I didn't find attractive in 1 way or another.
Aw thanks.
For me it's definitely the snickers trousers lol " Then our attraction goes both ways |
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