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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What advice can we give him folks?
Mine would be to go against your usual 'one shower per year' rule and have another just for this occasion.  "
Think Algebra..think algebra..think algebra...ffs |
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Well he is one lucky guy that's for sure I hope he will have the energy . He better get a lot of sleep and rest so to conserve all his energy . He better have his weetabix before he meets the ladies . |
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over a year ago
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"Gin yosser !! You need Gin !! 
Good idea, will take his mind off having no lube!
Shhhh  ive ordered gin and tonic lube from Bum Fun...dont tell him !!  "
Forward planning, I like  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Gin yosser !! You need Gin !!
Good idea, will take his mind off having no lube!
Shhhh ive ordered gin and tonic lube from Bum Fun...dont tell him !! "
Deep heat is best he be singing after
Ring of fire, ring of fire |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gin yosser !! You need Gin !!
Good idea, will take his mind off having no lube!
Shhhh ive ordered gin and tonic lube from Bum Fun...dont tell him !!
Deep heat is best he be singing after
Ring of fire, ring of fire "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eh 
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
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Don't forget the Fahrenheit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit."
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it "
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!"
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!"
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here "
Cheers J, XX. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX."
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX.
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick "
Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX.
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick
Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle "
Why thank you kindly Geordie 
You want to apply or remove?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX.
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick
Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle
Why thank you kindly Geordie
You want to apply or remove?
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Both!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX.
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick
Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle
Why thank you kindly Geordie
You want to apply or remove?
Both!!!!"
Grand
So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX.
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick
Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle
Why thank you kindly Geordie
You want to apply or remove?
Both!!!!
Grand
So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ? "
Yes - you won't feel a thing
Mwahahahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX.
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick
Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle
Why thank you kindly Geordie
You want to apply or remove?
Both!!!!
Grand
So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?
Yes - you won't feel a thing
Mwahahahahahaha"
If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX.
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick
Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle
Why thank you kindly Geordie
You want to apply or remove?
Both!!!!
Grand
So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?
Yes - you won't feel a thing
Mwahahahahahaha
If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list
"
Sorry I'm not on the bench - I'm off having ff mf ffm mfmf and all kinds of combinations Saturday if I'm lucky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX.
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick
Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle
Why thank you kindly Geordie
You want to apply or remove?
Both!!!!
Grand
So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?
Yes - you won't feel a thing
Mwahahahahahaha
If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list
Sorry I'm not on the bench - I'm off having ff mf ffm mfmf and all kinds of combinations Saturday if I'm lucky "
Nobody puts Geordie on the bench
Across it? That's a different story |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX.
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick
Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle
Why thank you kindly Geordie
You want to apply or remove?
Both!!!!
Grand
So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?
Yes - you won't feel a thing
Mwahahahahahaha
If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list
Sorry I'm not on the bench - I'm off having ff mf ffm mfmf and all kinds of combinations Saturday if I'm lucky
Nobody puts Geordie on the bench
Across it? That's a different story "
Can't u just see her peachy ass skyward her brown star winking at u |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX.
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick
Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle
Why thank you kindly Geordie
You want to apply or remove?
Both!!!!
Grand
So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?
Yes - you won't feel a thing
Mwahahahahahaha
If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list
Sorry I'm not on the bench - I'm off having ff mf ffm mfmf and all kinds of combinations Saturday if I'm lucky
Nobody puts Geordie on the bench
Across it? That's a different story
Can't u just see her peachy ass skyward her brown star winking at u "
Amen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Don't forget the Fahrenheit.
Good idea I'll wash me balls in it
They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!
I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here
Cheers J, XX.
Was gna wax ..
I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick
Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle
Why thank you kindly Geordie
You want to apply or remove?
Both!!!!
Grand
So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?
Yes - you won't feel a thing
Mwahahahahahaha
If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list
Sorry I'm not on the bench - I'm off having ff mf ffm mfmf and all kinds of combinations Saturday if I'm lucky
Nobody puts Geordie on the bench
Across it? That's a different story
Can't u just see her peachy ass skyward her brown star winking at u "
Oh jaysuss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be careful what you wish for, yosser.
Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...
I'm under no illusions 
But I'll give it a lash "
That's the spirit! |
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"Be careful what you wish for, yosser.
Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...
I'm under no illusions
But I'll give it a lash
That's the spirit! "
Take one for the team, you lucky sod. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Be careful what you wish for, yosser.
Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...
I'm under no illusions
But I'll give it a lash
That's the spirit!
Take one for the team, you lucky sod. "
One there's three of then he's going to be airtight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be careful what you wish for, yosser.
Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...
I'm under no illusions
But I'll give it a lash "
We're all very proud of .. the pre match diet , very important.. and remember a spoonful of Bisto.can brown and thicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be careful what you wish for, yosser.
Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...
I'm under no illusions
But I'll give it a lash
We're all very proud of .. the pre match diet , very important.. and remember a spoonful of Bisto.can brown and thicken "
Probably more appropriate on the brown star thread |
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
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Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters "
Are they thunder pants? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters "
Oh my the beast the is back! Missed you soo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters "
Sooooo Devastated you are not the real manbeast .... he still in his mancave.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters
Sooooo Devastated you are not the real manbeast .... he still in his mancave.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fluttering eyelids emoji...its what girls use when they're being bitchy to each other
Amongst others "
Haha I'll keep it in mind for my future post to my lovely fans |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The fluttering eyelids emoji...its what girls use when they're being bitchy to each other
Amongst others "
It's a shame there's not a drama queen emoji...they could be up front about it then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The fluttering eyelids emoji...its what girls use when they're being bitchy to each other
Amongst others
It's a shame there's not a drama queen emoji...they could be up front about it then"
You know I love drama |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The fluttering eyelids emoji...its what girls use when they're being bitchy to each other
Amongst others
It's a shame there's not a drama queen emoji...they could be up front about it then
You know I love drama "
The queen... |
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"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all
I'm looking forward to it anyway "
I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all! scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...
Enjoy my friend!
The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!! |
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters "
Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread thats just lame! |
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"Jealous yoss!!
Ah Bel..dont be!! ill organise a loonie mfff for you!! "
I'd say MisDG Yosser was looking at the Axiom Of Maria where 3 people were playing together at first and then a 4th person appeared out of nowhere and joined in the fun xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cya later yoss "
Wohoo
Just finished my 5th pineapple in 3 days
And I found an old tin of mandarins in the press this morning when I was looking for a pair of jocks so I'll lash them into me to give it a nice fruity flavour
Can't find any jocks tho so these will have to do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cya later yoss
Wohoo
Just finished my 5th pineapple in 3 days
And I found an old tin of mandarins in the press this morning when I was looking for a pair of jocks so I'll lash them into me to give it a nice fruity flavour
Can't find any jocks tho so these will have to do "
Just turn 'em inside out. You'll be grand! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all
I'm looking forward to it anyway
I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all! scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...
Enjoy my friend!
The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!! "
You tell 'em |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all
I'm looking forward to it anyway
I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all! scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...
Enjoy my friend!
The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!! "
Have I missed something in this thread??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all
I'm looking forward to it anyway
I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all! scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...
Enjoy my friend!
The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!! "
Why not allowed bitch on this thread.what's so special about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters
Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread thats just lame!"
I have been told its 3 crossdressers or in other words men in ladies clothing. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all
I'm looking forward to it anyway
I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all! scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...
Enjoy my friend!
The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!! Why not allowed bitch on this thread.what's so special about it."
No idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all
I'm looking forward to it anyway
I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all! scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...
Enjoy my friend!
The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!! Why not allowed bitch on this thread.what's so special about it.
No idea "
Must be about royalty or someone very famous. Lol |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all
I'm looking forward to it anyway
I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all! scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...
Enjoy my friend!
The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!! Why not allowed bitch on this thread.what's so special about it."
It's a special needs thread |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters
Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread thats just lame! I have been told its 3 crossdressers or in other words men in ladies clothing. Lol"
I heard it was your mother |
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters
Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread thats just lame! I have been told its 3 crossdressers or in other words men in ladies clothing. Lol
I heard it was your mother "
That's a bit uncalled for my mother is dead 10 years. |
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By *aid backMan
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters
Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread thats just lame! I have been told its 3 crossdressers or in other words men in ladies clothing. Lol
I heard it was your mother That's a bit uncalled for my mother is dead 10 years."
Ah well I wasn't to know that. But you shouldn't try and be funny if you get easily offended by something |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"Eh
What's this about showers and toenails?
I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .
Sooo I'm good to go
Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters
Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread thats just lame! I have been told its 3 crossdressers or in other words men in ladies clothing. Lol
I heard it was your mother That's a bit uncalled for my mother is dead 10 years.
Ah well I wasn't to know that. But you shouldn't try and be funny if you get easily offended by something I wasn't trying to be funny I actually believe it is true."
in that case i think he's munting |
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"I wonder did they use lube on yoss or not 
We were very gentle Cj... he even took one for arthur during the national
Put a saddle on him did ye
And whipped him "
he did not rore too much I was impressed he took it like a man |
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"Yosser, are you alive or have you run off into the sunset with Sleepy Gary? "
I cant feel my right leg
And Iv lost the power in my left one
I'm meeting Gary later to swap notes and he's promised to massage me back to full health
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"Yosser, are you alive or have you run off into the sunset with Sleepy Gary?
I cant feel my right leg
And Iv lost the power in my left one
I'm meeting Gary later to swap notes and he's promised to massage me back to full health
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He said he's giddy with excitement at the thoughts! |
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As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !! |
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!"
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!
What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber "
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!
What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber "
Oh there were cucumbers as well cj but they were devoured by Boldy early in the game
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!
What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber "
I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !! |
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!"
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!
What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber
I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !!"
where did the cucumber go |
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!
What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber
Oh there were cucumbers as well cj but they were devoured by Boldy early in the game
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!
What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber
Oh there were cucumbers as well cj but they were devoured by Boldy early in the game
Don't be telling porkies, Yoss. I'd eat my own shite before I'd eat a cucumber "
Let's not mention the s*at episode Boldy |
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!
What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber
I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !! where did the cucumber go "
I think that big Brute took it for a sambo on the way home. Sensible fooker had one look and got the feck out of Dodge!! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!
What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber
I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !! where did the cucumber go
I think that big Brute took it for a sambo on the way home. Sensible fooker had one look and got the feck out of Dodge!!"
To many loaded guns were there |
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!
What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber
I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !! where did the cucumber go
I think that big Brute took it for a sambo on the way home. Sensible fooker had one look and got the feck out of Dodge!!
To many loaded guns were there "
And only one got the opportunity to shoot |
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"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!
I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!
What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber
I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !! where did the cucumber go
I think that big Brute took it for a sambo on the way home. Sensible fooker had one look and got the feck out of Dodge!!
To many loaded guns were there
And only one got the opportunity to shoot "
Only one shot jayus the gin must have had an effect |
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