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over a year ago
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Non smoker - only if meeting people that won't meet smokers
Fab straight - only if meeting someone who won't meet bi
Will definitely 10000% turn up - only if my 8th Granny hasn't died. Or the 1 week old goldfish
Will destroy your pussy - see above
Genuine - fuck knows
Curvy - fuck knows
Average - fuck knows
Am sure theres more
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Non smoker - only if meeting people that won't meet smokers
Fab straight - only if meeting someone who won't meet bi
Will definitely 10000% turn up - only if my 8th Granny hasn't died. Or the 1 week old goldfish
Will destroy your pussy - see above
Genuine - fuck knows
Curvy - fuck knows
Average - fuck knows
Am sure theres more
"
Zipless fuck = emotionless sex..?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Non smoker - only if meeting people that won't meet smokers
Fab straight - only if meeting someone who won't meet bi
Will definitely 10000% turn up - only if my 8th Granny hasn't died. Or the 1 week old goldfish
Will destroy your pussy - see above
Genuine - fuck knows
Curvy - fuck knows
Average - fuck knows
Am sure theres more
"
Can't meet got childcare problem...aka
Got a better offer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fab single - married/attached
Athletic - maybe 15 years ago
Well hung - for a mouse
Kinky - sex with the lights on"
Lolol...very good. Well hung - hung like a tic tac  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Non smoker - only if meeting people that won't meet smokers
Fab straight - only if meeting someone who won't meet bi
Will definitely 10000% turn up - only if my 8th Granny hasn't died. Or the 1 week old goldfish
Will destroy your pussy - see above
Genuine - fuck knows
Curvy - fuck knows
Average - fuck knows
Am sure theres more
Can't meet got childcare problem...aka
Got a better offer "
childcare problems - the wife is going out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab single - married/attached
Athletic - maybe 15 years ago
Well hung - for a mouse
Kinky - sex with the lights on
Lolol...very good. Well hung - hung like a tic tac
Hung like a scallion!  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Non smoker - only if meeting people that won't meet smokers
Fab straight - only if meeting someone who won't meet bi
Will definitely 10000% turn up - only if my 8th Granny hasn't died. Or the 1 week old goldfish
Will destroy your pussy - see above
Genuine - fuck knows
Curvy - fuck knows
Average - fuck knows
Am sure theres more
Can't meet got childcare problem...aka
Got a better offer
childcare problems - the wife is going out"
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