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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Personal hygiene standards you have encountered on a fab meet, and how did you deal with it.
I was here last year as part of a couple, eager to jump in with both feet. We arranged to meet a couple in our place, they were extremely relaxed, we were anxious, as it was our first couple. Things progressed, and after the climax and the couples departure, my girlfriend said to me there was a horrible smell off his cock, that almost made her sick. I know people may say why didn't she run him, that was my tuppance worth to her also, but she was literally embaressed to name it. Not a great introduction to fab, and in hindsight not great planning on our part, you just assume people will wash before a meet. Never assume. |
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If his cock was uncircumcised, secretions form called smegma. Its bacteria that gives the foul smell and he didnt pull the foreskin back while washing.
Bad smells from male or female genitals is either poor hygiene or sign of infection.
Theres no excuse when water is sufficient enough to wash with
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone for cheese on toast?  "
Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone for cheese on toast?
Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww "
Some men do have little white lumps around the glans which are natural and harmless and nothing to do with poor hygiene. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone for cheese on toast?
Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww
Some men do have little white lumps around the glans which are natural and harmless and nothing to do with poor hygiene."
What I saw was poor hygiene, I know the difference  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone for cheese on toast?
Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww "
I'm not listening lalalalallalala |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone for cheese on toast?
Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww
I'm not listening lalalalallalala"
Too late Haha it has been hunting me since then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone for cheese on toast?
Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww
I'm not listening lalalalallalala
Too late Haha it has been hunting me since then. "
Fook fook fook
Nice nipple by the way
Like a lovely piece of hanging fruit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone for cheese on toast?
Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww
I'm not listening lalalalallalala
Too late Haha it has been hunting me since then.
Fook fook fook
Nice nipple by the way
Like a lovely piece of hanging fruit "
Thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone for cheese on toast?
Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww
Some men do have little white lumps around the glans which are natural and harmless and nothing to do with poor hygiene.
What I saw was poor hygiene, I know the difference "
Why can't i unsee that!   |
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"Anyone for cheese on toast?
Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww
Some men do have little white lumps around the glans which are natural and harmless and nothing to do with poor hygiene.
What I saw was poor hygiene, I know the difference
Why can't i unsee that! "
Oh god, I didn't realise it was you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom! "
That's the problem with blinds instead of curtains |
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"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom! "
Ahhhhhhh stopppp!!!! Ha ha!! ill have lovely dreams of smelly cheese, willnots and dingleberries |
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"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!
Ahhhhhhh stopppp!!!! Ha ha!! ill have lovely dreams of smelly cheese, willnots and dingleberries "
Don't forget the clingons |
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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago
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"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!
Ahhhhhhh stopppp!!!! Ha ha!! ill have lovely dreams of smelly cheese, willnots and dingleberries
Don't forget the clingons "
On the Starboard bow.....
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"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!
That's the problem with blinds instead of curtains "
You can scrape it off with venetian blinds so both have their uses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!
I wouldn't rim a wiped ass, it has to be shower clean."
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"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!
I wouldn't rim a wiped ass, it has to be shower clean.
+1 "
Oh completely but he hasn't even taken the wipe option. Needless to say that's where that ended! |
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Mná na hÉireann Have got fierce fussy altogether. God be with the days when you could wipe it with a fistful of grass and they wouldn't complain. That was before the Robinson one had them go dance with her in Éireann. Jaysus.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!
I wouldn't rim a wiped ass, it has to be shower clean.
+1 "
Shower clean? I'd want it shaved & polished so I could see my face in it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mná na hÉireann Have got fierce fussy altogether. God be with the days when you could wipe it with a fistful of grass and they wouldn't complain. That was before the Robinson one had them go dance with her in Éireann. Jaysus.. "
What about a doc leaf? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mná na hÉireann Have got fierce fussy altogether. God be with the days when you could wipe it with a fistful of grass and they wouldn't complain. That was before the Robinson one had them go dance with her in Éireann. Jaysus..
What about a doc leaf?"
He saves them for the "Thrashing with Nettles" finale. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!
I wouldn't rim a wiped ass, it has to be shower clean.
+1
Shower clean? I'd want it shaved & polished so I could see my face in it!"
Haha exactly, and let the fun begin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.
The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.
The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there "
I don't know whether to laugh or cry about that comment lol |
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"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.
The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there "
What was it Forrest Gump's momma said... "Rimming is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.
The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there "
Eewww! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.
The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there
What was it Forrest Gump's momma said... "Rimming is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" "
save me the hazelnut one |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!
I wouldn't rim a wiped ass, it has to be shower clean.
+1
Shower clean? I'd want it shaved & polished so I could see my face in it!"
Ah no, not polished. My make up always goes downhill when I work in the lower body region and I wouldn't want to witness that mirrored in a shiny ass. |
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"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.
The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there
What was it Forrest Gump's momma said... "Rimming is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
save me the hazelnut one "
It's probably better than the one with the gooey centre! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.
The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there "
and oral sex in general |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ahhh For the love of God ...
I know, they're way too fussy!
Especially if they're peanut intolerant
Or lactose
They'd walk funny if they lacked toes "
Ohh God I'm actually surprised I got that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ahhh For the love of God ...
I know, they're way too fussy!
Especially if they're peanut intolerant
Or lactose
They'd walk funny if they lacked toes "
I'm stumped with that one |
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"ahhh For the love of God ...
I know, they're way too fussy!
Especially if they're peanut intolerant
Or lactose
They'd walk funny if they lacked toes
I'm stumped with that one "
You pair are like Morecambe and Wise |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ahhh For the love of God ...
I know, they're way too fussy!
Especially if they're peanut intolerant
Or lactose
They'd walk funny if they lacked toes
I'm stumped with that one
You pair are like Morecambe and Wise "
I'm morecum  |
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I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly."
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly."
...man...that's nothing...I met a girl like few years back...it's been blind date etc...we ended up in a hotel...all was fine...till I went down on her.... 
I nearly puked..like you open can of tuna and leave it for a while open in the sunlight...
Why people don't put effort to check themselves before going for it...it's crazy... . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
...man...that's nothing...I met a girl like few years back...it's been blind date etc...we ended up in a hotel...all was fine...till I went down on her....
I nearly puked..like you open can of tuna and leave it for a while open in the sunlight...
Why people don't put effort to check themselves before going for it...it's crazy... ."
She was a mermaid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
...man...that's nothing...I met a girl like few years back...it's been blind date etc...we ended up in a hotel...all was fine...till I went down on her....
I nearly puked..like you open can of tuna and leave it for a while open in the sunlight...
Why people don't put effort to check themselves before going for it...it's crazy... .
She was a mermaid "
She was far from it lol |
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner. "
Does anyone have her number? |
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Any newbie reading this thread will be put off for good or falling about laughing. You certainly need a sense of humour for Fab and a strong stomach obviously for some unfortunate folk! If you didn't laugh at times you'd cry! |
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number? "
dimmock -Bet you so would ! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Any newbie reading this thread will be put off for good or falling about laughing. You certainly need a sense of humour for Fab and a strong stomach obviously for some unfortunate folk! If you didn't laugh at times you'd cry! "
And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread |
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !"
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her? |
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"Any newbie reading this thread will be put off for good or falling about laughing. You certainly need a sense of humour for Fab and a strong stomach obviously for some unfortunate folk! If you didn't laugh at times you'd cry!
And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread "
Is that when they use corn on the cob?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her? "
Her mother died in the Boxing Day Tsunami 2005. |
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?
Her mother died in the Boxing Day Tsunami 2005. "
Feck, I didn't know that  |
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"Any newbie reading this thread will be put off for good or falling about laughing. You certainly need a sense of humour for Fab and a strong stomach obviously for some unfortunate folk! If you didn't laugh at times you'd cry!
And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread
Is that when they use corn on the cob?
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Chocolate flavour corn in the cob |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any newbie reading this thread will be put off for good or falling about laughing. You certainly need a sense of humour for Fab and a strong stomach obviously for some unfortunate folk! If you didn't laugh at times you'd cry!
And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread
Is that when they use corn on the cob?
Chocolate flavour corn in the cob "
Haha that reminds of years ago when a male friend was telling me about an experience he had... And the first thing he said was , "she ate green pea soup... You can imagine the rest |
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her? "
Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere! |
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"Any newbie reading this thread will be put off for good or falling about laughing. You certainly need a sense of humour for Fab and a strong stomach obviously for some unfortunate folk! If you didn't laugh at times you'd cry!
And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread
Is that when they use corn on the cob?
Chocolate flavour corn in the cob
Haha that reminds of years ago when a male friend was telling me about an experience he had... And the first thing he said was , "she ate green pea soup... You can imagine the rest "
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?
Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere! "
Mmmmmmm |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Any newbie reading this thread will be put off for good or falling about laughing. You certainly need a sense of humour for Fab and a strong stomach obviously for some unfortunate folk! If you didn't laugh at times you'd cry!
And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread
Is that when they use corn on the cob?
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I am sure lots of things have been used |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?
Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere! "
Did she own a bra during those years |
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?
Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!
Did she own a bra during those years "
Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical. she cut the moulds out of the inside of the cups of the bra and put liners inside...lol. she put compost into the cups and filled them with pansies, petunias, trailing lobelia and fuschias... and hung them from an arbour. the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!! |
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?
Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!
Did she own a bra during those years
Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical. she cut the moulds out of the inside of the cups of the bra and put liners inside...lol. she put compost into the cups and filled them with pansies, petunias, trailing lobelia and fuschias... and hung them from an arbour. the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!! "
...and attracted bees. Boo bees! |
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"If his cock was uncircumcised, secretions form called smegma. Its bacteria that gives the foul smell and he didnt pull the foreskin back while washing.
Bad smells from male or female genitals is either poor hygiene or sign of infection.
Theres no excuse when water is sufficient enough to wash with
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?
Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!
Did she own a bra during those years
Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical. she cut the moulds out of the inside of the cups of the bra and put liners inside...lol. she put compost into the cups and filled them with pansies, petunias, trailing lobelia and fuschias... and hung them from an arbour. the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!!
...and attracted bees. Boo bees! "
Hey Honey...thank you for beeing with us.. |
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?
Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!
Did she own a bra during those years
Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical. she cut the moulds out of the inside of the cups of the bra and put liners inside...lol. she put compost into the cups and filled them with pansies, petunias, trailing lobelia and fuschias... and hung them from an arbour. the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!!
...and attracted bees. Boo bees!
Hey Honey...thank you for beeing with us.. "
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?
Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!
Did she own a bra during those years
Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical. she cut the moulds out of the inside of the cups of the bra and put liners inside...lol. she put compost into the cups and filled them with pansies, petunias, trailing lobelia and fuschias... and hung them from an arbour. the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!!
...and attracted bees. Boo bees!
Hey Honey...thank you for beeing with us..
Apparently bees only hum because they can't remember the words. "
And apparently, the testicles of the male honey bee explode after orgasm. Then its dies |
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"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.
Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.
Does anyone have her number?
dimmock -Bet you so would !
She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?
Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!
Did she own a bra during those years
Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical. she cut the moulds out of the inside of the cups of the bra and put liners inside...lol. she put compost into the cups and filled them with pansies, petunias, trailing lobelia and fuschias... and hung them from an arbour. the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!!
...and attracted bees. Boo bees!
Hey Honey...thank you for beeing with us..
Apparently bees only hum because they can't remember the words.
And apparently, the testicles of the male honey bee explode after orgasm. Then its dies "
Sure wouldn't you want to after that? |
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