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One-liner Put-downs!

By *isteeq OP Woman over a year ago

G-town of course! ;)

Sooooo, I'm sure all laydeez have been privy to 1 / 2 corny cringey cheesy silly maybe just plain annoying one-liners in their time! So let's build up a collection for future use! Am sure will think of others, here's 1...

Him: My dick is so hard.

Her: ...to find?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She asked me what do I do?

"your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

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By *ombikerMan over a year ago

the right side of the river

Do you fuck?

Yes

Oh good,

Well fuck off then.

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By *leasureSeeker2017Man over a year ago

half way between cork and limerick

well at least the one liners get a reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Them male ,Do you want sucked?

Me straight, agh sure why not.

Them, what's your address?

Me Robert Marley Jamaica street Belfast I'll.

Them not got a clue that I'm telling him that I'm Bob Marley lol and winding him up: ok be there soon I'll message you when I'm near by.

Me I'm winding you up it says straight on my profile bye.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did Bob Marley say while he was giving a rim job?

Dis is gooooood shiiiiit mon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did Bob Marley say while he was giving a rim job?

Dis is gooooood shiiiiit mon

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

That looks like a penis, only smaller.......

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By *ombikerMan over a year ago

the right side of the river

If I had a garden full of mickeys, I wouldent let you look over the wall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her..."Only massive cocks need apply."

Him..."Why, do you echo?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you fuck?

Yes

Oh good,

Well fuck off then. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That looks like a penis, only smaller......."

I thought size doesn't matter

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By *longshottMan over a year ago

Limerick

"That looks like a penis, only smaller.......

I thought size doesn't matter "

Only when it comes to egos they say

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By *ammerandthongsCouple over a year ago

Limerick

It's a pity your mother didn't have a headache the night you were conceived

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