FabSwingers.com > Forums > Ireland > Best and worst sexual expierience
Best and worst sexual expierience
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Wots ur best and worst sexual expierience my best was getting a bj at work with a sexy dirty customer worst was having sex with my ex and her mum walking in |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.
Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)
This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"
Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.
Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.
Conversation didnt last long after that anyway |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.
Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)
This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"
Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.
Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.
Conversation didnt last long after that anyway "
There are no words!!!!!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.
Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)
This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"
Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.
Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.
Conversation didnt last long after that anyway
There are no words!!!!!!!"
There are, but it's probably just as well you didn't say them!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
My worst was a 19 year old virgin. He came so fast that even cj couldn't beat that record. And then there was the 'are you in yet?' which obviously didn't do anything for me either.
Best on fab, great stallions here! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.
Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)
This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"
Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.
Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.
Conversation didnt last long after that anyway
There are no words!!!!!!!
There are, but it's probably just as well you didn't say them! "
A ban for sure Mikey  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.
Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)
This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"
Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.
Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.
Conversation didnt last long after that anyway
There are no words!!!!!!!
There are, but it's probably just as well you didn't say them!
A ban for sure Mikey "
Why a ban it was the truth and it wasnt my fault lol
There was a couple of ways someone could react to that i reacted by feeling sorry for her saying shit like how could somebody do that.
Imagine someone saying that to you some people would react well different |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.
Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)
This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"
Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.
Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.
Conversation didnt last long after that anyway
There are no words!!!!!!!"
Should have asked who had a bigger dick. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.
Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)
This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"
Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.
Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.
Conversation didnt last long after that anyway
There are no words!!!!!!!
Should have asked who had a bigger dick. "
Return the awkwardness |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.
Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)
This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"
Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.
Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.
Conversation didnt last long after that anyway
There are no words!!!!!!!
Should have asked who had a bigger dick. "
Hahaha.....
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.
Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)
This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"
Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.
Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.
Conversation didnt last long after that anyway
There are no words!!!!!!!
Should have asked who had a bigger dick.
Return the awkwardness "
A normal fuck and a head fuck 2 for the price of 1  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My worst was a 19 year old virgin. He came so fast that even cj couldn't beat that record. And then there was the 'are you in yet?' which obviously didn't do anything for me either.
Best on fab, great stallions here! "
give a man a break haha
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My worst was a 19 year old virgin. He came so fast that even cj couldn't beat that record. And then there was the 'are you in yet?' which obviously didn't do anything for me either.
Best on fab, great stallions here! "
I'm sensing a challenge in that statement! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"My worst was a 19 year old virgin. He came so fast that even cj couldn't beat that record. And then there was the 'are you in yet?' which obviously didn't do anything for me either.
Best on fab, great stallions here! "
Hold on here a minute oppps it's ok
Clean up on aisle 3  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes 
My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes
My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time "
He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though.. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes
My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time
He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though.. "
Not really.. he was tired after it  needed a nap. And I needed to leave |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed. 
Ohhh no... just no "
I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes
My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time
He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though.. "
He was some repeater fook all good with a musket though |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes
My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time
He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though..
He was some repeater fook all good with a musket though"
It was his thing I'm not the only person he did it with |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes
My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time
He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though..
He was some repeater fook all good with a musket though
It was his thing I'm not the only person he did it with "
Jayus it takes me all night to do hat he does all night |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes
My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time
He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though..
He was some repeater fook all good with a musket though
It was his thing I'm not the only person he did it with "
Of course it was his thing. Sure where else would the stuff come from? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.
Ohhh no... just no
I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse "
All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks.... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My worst was a guy who refused to put his hands anywhere other than the boobs in case he got his hands wet...then he blew putting the condom on... Sucked him hard again and he came for the second time in my mouth, no warning. I did myself then and went home to himself to get a proper seeing to. I haven't been out solo since |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.
Ohhh no... just no
I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse
All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks.... "
The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.
Ohhh no... just no
I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse
All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....
The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there "
The gravy in the beard ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
After sucking him for about 30 seconds he came on my mouth without a warning. He ran to the bathroom and then told me he can't do this because of his girlfriend who I didn't know about. I got dressed and left without a word.
Another guy told me after I had been sucking him off for a good while, that he doesn't go down on women on the first meet. He then came after 10 seconds of fucking me and blamed my tight pussy.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My worst was a lass up in Louth few years ago drove up especially to see her having met her weekend previously at a function and shifted her on front of my ex.... to prove a point. Then my one of best was a yank back in November jeez lads what she didn't do... I thought I knew it all. My second best was an ex from few years ago in sligo the night we met riding in same bed as my passed out friend, so horny |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My best was a blowjob off my boss while we worked overtime...
My worst was with my brothers ex who kept farting while we were messing around on the couch....if you think I was gonna lick her out...THINK AGAIN |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.
Ohhh no... just no
I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse
All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....
The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there
The gravy in the beard ? "
Jeeeaysus! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.
Ohhh no... just no
I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse
All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....
The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there
The gravy in the beard ?
Jeeeaysus! "
Too much?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.
Ohhh no... just no
I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse
All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....
The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there
The gravy in the beard ?
Jeeeaysus!
Too much? "
Too real!
.
.
.
Nah, I'm marginally more discerning than that |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.
Ohhh no... just no
I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse
All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....
The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there
The gravy in the beard ?
Jeeeaysus!
Too much?
Too real!
.
.
.
Nah, I'm marginally more discerning than that "
Gotta love margins |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.
Ohhh no... just no
I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse
All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....
The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there
The gravy in the beard ?
Jeeeaysus!
Too much?
Too real!
.
.
.
Nah, I'm marginally more discerning than that
Gotta love margins "
It's all in the margins! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Best has got to be going home from work after a long day and opening the door to the ex gf sitting on a chair in suspenders, stockings, high heels and the rest. Walked in got tied to the chair. Got a sloppy bj before she reverse cowgirl on my cock. Then a sloppy bj to end until I came on her face(which she loved).
Worst was with the same girl, she was on top going mad and then pop, banjo string broke. Ouchhh!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Best has to be on my 18th bday I went to see Metallica at marley Park, missed their entire set as I was getting it on with a gorgeous blond in the portable loo, door wide open too. Best day ever.
As for my worst, hmm, I think I feature in other people's worst as I've always had a blast. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"After sucking him for about 30 seconds he came on my mouth without a warning. He ran to the bathroom and then told me he can't do this because of his girlfriend who I didn't know about. I got dressed and left without a word.
Another guy told me after I had been sucking him off for a good while, that he doesn't go down on women on the first meet. He then came after 10 seconds of fucking me and blamed my tight pussy.
"
Going down is the best part
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Worst experience was a girl begged me to pee on her boobs after sex and best experience was when a girl gushed so much she passed out for about 20 seconds. It was so much it seeped through the mattress onto the floor |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Worst experience was a girl begged me to pee on her boobs after sex and best experience was when a girl gushed so much she passed out for about 20 seconds. It was so much it seeped through the mattress onto the floor"
Do you have them in the right order? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago
kinkville |
"Worst experience was a girl begged me to pee on her boobs after sex and best experience was when a girl gushed so much she passed out for about 20 seconds. It was so much it seeped through the mattress onto the floor
Do you have them in the right order?"
I had the same thought |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
BEST- Was when I was a young buck me and the mate going at 2 girls in my car an he couldn't preform so had both at once, lasted a couple hours. He wasn't best pleased he drove home but the girls both wanted fun lol
WORST- Last year, girl I fancied for years finally got in with both drinking but she was on the gin going at it anyhow next thing she had tried putting her stinkin toes in my mouth, boked all over her |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
