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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jeeeeez I'm wincing for the lads. In the Journal this evening is a story about a guy who had to get a titanium cock ring cut off with an angle grinder after it got stuck on his cock 
First of all, imagine arriving at the Mater in that state, second imagine the fire brigade being called in to do the job  Doesn't bare thinking about.
Lads, why do ye do it to yourselves  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I can't even begin to imagine the terror that would be involved in someone approaching your swollen manhood with an angle grinder! The embarrassment would fade into a distant second place. "
Brings a whole new meaning to the jays of life  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I can't even begin to imagine the terror that would be involved in someone approaching your swollen manhood with an angle grinder! The embarrassment would fade into a distant second place.
Brings a whole new meaning to the jaws of life "
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"Who would you trust coming at your knob with an angle grinder?
He was hardly going anywhere doped up on Ketamine sure that shit paralyses horses! "
I haven't seen the story itself. Would he not have been aware of what was going on though? |
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"Who would you trust coming at your knob with an angle grinder?
He was hardly going anywhere doped up on Ketamine sure that shit paralyses horses!
I haven't seen the story itself. Would he not have been aware of what was going on though? "
Not really.More confused. If he was given enough of it, hed feel disconnected from whats happening in reality. |
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"Who would you trust coming at your knob with an angle grinder?
He was hardly going anywhere doped up on Ketamine sure that shit paralyses horses!
I haven't seen the story itself. Would he not have been aware of what was going on though?
Not really.More confused. If he was given enough of it, hed feel disconnected from whats happening in reality."
...and if the man with the angle grinder makes a slip he'd actually be disconnected from what had been going on!  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"The sparks though, think of those hot little sparks!
U have no sence of adventure mick
I'm going to have to shave my ballsack again as a fire prevention exercise  "
Malbec or pino noir this time |
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"The sparks though, think of those hot little sparks!
U have no sence of adventure mick
I'm going to have to shave my ballsack again as a fire prevention exercise "
Remember the number Michael? Its 9 9 9.Theyll have the fire blankets at the ready to protect your nuts |
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"The sparks though, think of those hot little sparks!
U have no sence of adventure mick
I'm going to have to shave my ballsack again as a fire prevention exercise
Malbec or pino noir this time "
That was all fine. It was the smart fecker who told me to splash after shave all over it that killed me! Less wine and I might have realised the folly of that! |
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"The sparks though, think of those hot little sparks!
U have no sence of adventure mick
I'm going to have to shave my ballsack again as a fire prevention exercise
Remember the number Michael? Its 9 9 9.Theyll have the fire blankets at the ready to protect your nuts "
I don't think I'll sleep after reading this |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"The sparks though, think of those hot little sparks!
U have no sence of adventure mick
I'm going to have to shave my ballsack again as a fire prevention exercise
Remember the number Michael? Its 9 9 9.Theyll have the fire blankets at the ready to protect your nuts "
Don't be telling him that get the vino in mick and sharpen the razor |
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"I've just looked at the photo of the guy with the ring. Jesus wept!
Where can I find it? I wanna see!"
The link to the photo is within the article.
http://www.thejournal.ie/penis-ring-stuck-dublin-3289755-Mar2017/?utm_source=shortlink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just looked at the photo of the guy with the ring. Jesus wept!
Where can I find it? I wanna see!
The link to the photo is within the article.
http://www.thejournal.ie/penis-ring-stuck-dublin-3289755-Mar2017/?utm_source=shortlink"
Thank you sir  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
Reminds me of the story my friend who works as a consultant in a hospital told me of a guy coming in with a cucumber that got stuck in his ass due to a sudden cramp. Can you imagine just alone the picture getting to the hospital with half a cucumber sticking out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Titanium ring. Nothing but a grinder would cut that. I think they held a forceps under the ring as they were cutting in case of break through with grinder as they put it. |
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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Titanium ring. Nothing but a grinder would cut that. I think they held a forceps under the ring as they were cutting in case of break through with grinder as they put it. "
I'm wincing reading this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just read it there..geronimo the only way to cut it was by an angle grinder you'd want balls of steel to get it done like that xx"
Angle grinder or a Dremel?? |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Now that's what u call blue balls
I wished I had never looked at that pic....
Some of the comments are golden
If u love it u shouldn't have put a ring on it "
Lol
Never liked the look of those cock rings. It turns the gracefully sculpted phallus (reference to MM) into a str@ngled sausage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doc: "We're going to use a Tongue depressor to protect the skin..."
"But we've nothing strong enough to relieve the depression you're going to feel when that 7" cutting disc spinning at 4000rpm approaches the wee fella..." |
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