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Teach me how to fuck a female
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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guy here with very little female experience. I'd love to meet a couple where the guy teaches me to fuck his girl.... love to learn the act of licking pussy and making a girl cum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your profile says you're gay?
It is a site to try new things to be fair. OP, watch some porn.  "
Will that go me learn what gay is? Usually means they only like people if the same sex no?  |
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Its very easy first find a woman. Explain that you have no idea how to please her in bed but that she looks like she's ridden everything so she'll know what to do. This is bound to pique her interest.
Once in the bedroom take off her clothes and carefully fold them and place them neatly in the corner. Nothing turns a girl on like a neat and tidy man. Pull back the duvet, subtlely show off the hospital corners on your bed. 2nd date is now guaranteed, you can relax.
When going down on her make her feel special and unique; ask her if all vaginas look like that because hers looks strange. Show off your knowledge of the female form and point out that her vagina is where babies come from. Women love an intelligent guy.
Move on to sex. Place the penis in her vagina. Ask her if its in or not every 30 seconds. She'll appreciate your considerate nature. Grab your note pad and pen. Every few strokes ask her if she's enjoying it or not. Make notes of her reply.
Youve heard the golden rule: keep them keen, treat them mean. Once its over tell her that you thought it was disappointing and you blame her completely and she should try harder next time. Post on facebook that you have finally made it with a woman to increase your social standing and make yourself even more desireable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its very easy first find a woman. Explain that you have no idea how to please her in bed but that she looks like she's ridden everything so she'll know what to do. This is bound to pique her interest.
Once in the bedroom take off her clothes and carefully fold them and place them neatly in the corner. Nothing turns a girl on like a neat and tidy man. Pull back the duvet, subtlely show off the hospital corners on your bed. 2nd date is now guaranteed, you can relax.
When going down on her make her feel special and unique; ask her if all vaginas look like that because hers looks strange. Show off your knowledge of the female form and point out that her vagina is where babies come from. Women love an intelligent guy.
Move on to sex. Place the penis in her vagina. Ask her if its in or not every 30 seconds. She'll appreciate your considerate nature. Grab your note pad and pen. Every few strokes ask her if she's enjoying it or not. Make notes of her reply.
Youve heard the golden rule: keep them keen, treat them mean. Once its over tell her that you thought it was disappointing and you blame her completely and she should try harder next time. Post on facebook that you have finally made it with a woman to increase your social standing and make yourself even more desireable."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your profile says you're gay? "
Seriously, he wants to learn, yeah u are gay, just looking for a gir, u can learn with me how licking a pussy until she gets squirt!! |
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