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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?
No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye " lol....it's just the one eye, CJ |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?
No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ"
Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg |
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?
No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ"
One eyed monster |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?
No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ
One eyed monster " A beautiful monster, thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?
No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ
Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg " Start?? |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?
No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ
Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start?? "
Dispensing cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?
No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ
Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start??
Dispensing cream " I'll see if the frozen peas work Failing that...I may need some cream applied |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?
No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ
Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start??
Dispensing cream "
Will i start the camera? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?
No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ
Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start??
Dispensing cream
Will i start the camera?" Naa, I'd say don't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?
No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ
Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start??
Dispensing cream
Will i start the camera?Naa, I'd say don't "
Just as well I'm hoping I have other things to do with my hands |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?
No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ
Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start??
Dispensing cream I'll see if the frozen peas work Failing that...I may need some cream applied "
Mmm like that alternating cold and hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx "
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al |
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al "
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him " thanks, guys xx |
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al You're just too good to be true, can't take my one eye off you lol. Funny "
You'd be like heaven to touch
I want to hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al You're just too good to be true, can't take my one eye off you lol. Funny
You'd be like heaven to touch
I want to hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
" Lol Yer a geg , Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him "
And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him
And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you "
Oh sweet jayus don't start her |
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him
And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you
Oh sweet jayus don't start her "
Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him
And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you
Oh sweet jayus don't start her
Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!! "
We loves ur boobies to |
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him
And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you
Oh sweet jayus don't start her
Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!
We loves ur boobies to "
I likes your moobies too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him
And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you
Oh sweet jayus don't start her
Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!
We loves ur boobies to " What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him
And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you
Oh sweet jayus don't start her
Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!
We loves ur boobies to What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo "
I could kiss it better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him
And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you
Oh sweet jayus don't start her
Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!
We loves ur boobies to What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo
I could kiss it better " Aye, I'm sure you could, Mr lol Great chatting with ya's, guys and gal's Captain Birdseye is off to bed zzZzzxx |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him
And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you
Oh sweet jayus don't start her
Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!
We loves ur boobies to What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo "
I offered cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him
And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you
Oh sweet jayus don't start her
Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!
We loves ur boobies to What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo
I offered cream "
CJ that's no help to the lady you'll blind her ffs and believe me she won't thank you for it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye
Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"
Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo
Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.
Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him
And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you
Oh sweet jayus don't start her
Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!
We loves ur boobies to What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo
I offered cream
CJ that's no help to the lady you'll blind her ffs and believe me she won't thank you for it " lol.....CJ, I'll stick to the peas and make up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I hear ya op! Must have taken our avatar pic 10 times, phone falling over, tattoos showing, bad angle, hitting my knee off the table when trying to get back up before the flash. Defo need a helper in the future |
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"I hear ya op! Must have taken our avatar pic 10 times, phone falling over, tattoos showing, bad angle, hitting my knee off the table when trying to get back up before the flash. Defo need a helper in the future " I'm in the car and on the way |
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"I hear ya op! Must have taken our avatar pic 10 times, phone falling over, tattoos showing, bad angle, hitting my knee off the table when trying to get back up before the flash. Defo need a helper in the future " Lol....it's a bloody nightmare alright. I'll definitely get a helping hand next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Know exactly how you feel. Put me off when friends say take a new pic
In my case take about 30 and choose the best of a bad bunch. Sometimes in the heat of fun you think that be an amazing pic for my profile
A - do I stop to take a pic that more than likely ruin the moment of fun
B - feck it enjoy the moment and relive it in memory's the next day with a cheeky smile
B B B B B B B B B B B B B B always win
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Know exactly how you feel. Put me off when friends say take a new pic
In my case take about 30 and choose the best of a bad bunch. Sometimes in the heat of fun you think that be an amazing pic for my profile
A - do I stop to take a pic that more than likely ruin the moment of fun
B - feck it enjoy the moment and relive it in memory's the next day with a cheeky smile
B B B B B B B B B B B B B B always win
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Exactly this...
I really don't get how someone can think of pics while playing I understand the ones watching but when I'm having sex last thing in my mind is a sexy shot
So all my pics are with cam timer and my long hands when I'm alone |
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