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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That was hard work!! Mobile phone drops on my eyeball=steaker Time to get a selfie stick. Anyone else struggle to take pics?

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

It sounds like you need a helping hand, guys form an orderly queue!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It sounds like you need a helping hand, guys form an orderly queue! "

Gwan so I'll give it a lash

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It sounds like you need a helping hand, guys form an orderly queue! "
Bag of frozen peas, Doghunter xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It sounds like you need a helping hand, guys form an orderly queue!

Gwan so I'll give it a lash "

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin

Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? "

Evening gorgeous

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

Evening gorgeous "

Hey sexyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? "
lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? "

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye "

lol....it's just the one eye, CJ

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ"

Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ"

One eyed monster

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ

One eyed monster "

A beautiful monster, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ

Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg "

Start??

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ

Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start?? "

Dispensing cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ

Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start??

Dispensing cream "

I'll see if the frozen peas work Failing that...I may need some cream applied

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ

Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start??

Dispensing cream "

Will i start the camera?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye "

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ

Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start??

Dispensing cream

Will i start the camera?"

Naa, I'd say don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! "

Never again lol. Xo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ

Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start??

Dispensing cream

Will i start the camera?Naa, I'd say don't "

Just as well I'm hoping I have other things to do with my hands

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush?

No but it's dam inconsiderate Cmere lush I have a special cream for eyes it may sting but it take ur mind off ur black eye lol....it's just the one eye, CJ

Best cover the good one then once I start there's nooo stopppppinggggg Start??

Dispensing cream I'll see if the frozen peas work Failing that...I may need some cream applied "

Mmm like that alternating cold and hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Frozen peas, guys..ya know cough cough xx

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo "

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx "

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx "

Aw thanks!! The tears have stopped, can open it now lol. Will do warm flannel in the morning Fecking selfies Thanks very much xx

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al "

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al "

You're just too good to be true, can't take my one eye off you lol. Funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx Aw thanks!! The tears have stopped, can open it now lol. Will do warm flannel in the morning Fecking selfies Thanks very much xx"

Can I just say the pics are great OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him "

thanks, guys xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx Aw thanks!! The tears have stopped, can open it now lol. Will do warm flannel in the morning Fecking selfies Thanks very much xx

Can I just say the pics are great OP "

Thanks very much! Might have cost me an eye like, but hey ho lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al You're just too good to be true, can't take my one eye off you lol. Funny "

You'd be like heaven to touch

I want to hold you so much

At long last love has arrived

And I thank God I'm alive

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al You're just too good to be true, can't take my one eye off you lol. Funny

You'd be like heaven to touch

I want to hold you so much

At long last love has arrived

And I thank God I'm alive

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off of you

"

Lol Yer a geg , Mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him "

And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him

And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you "

Oh sweet jayus don't start her

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him

And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you

Oh sweet jayus don't start her "

Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him

And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you

Oh sweet jayus don't start her

Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!! "

We loves ur boobies to

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him

And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you

Oh sweet jayus don't start her

Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!

We loves ur boobies to "

I likes your moobies too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him

And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you

Oh sweet jayus don't start her

Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!

We loves ur boobies to "

What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him

And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you

Oh sweet jayus don't start her

Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!

We loves ur boobies to What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo "

I could kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him

And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you

Oh sweet jayus don't start her

Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!

We loves ur boobies to What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo

I could kiss it better "

Aye, I'm sure you could, Mr lol Great chatting with ya's, guys and gal's Captain Birdseye is off to bed zzZzzxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That was hard work!! Mobile phone drops on my eyeball=steaker Time to get a selfie stick. Anyone else struggle to take pics? "

Awww hope it don't look to bad tomorrow hun ...Bit of concealer I'll do the trick but you'll still might get funny looks,so have the sunglasses at the ready PS have never taken a selfie so fair play your pics are fabulous

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him

And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you

Oh sweet jayus don't start her

Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!

We loves ur boobies to What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo "

I offered cream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him

And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you

Oh sweet jayus don't start her

Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!

We loves ur boobies to What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo

I offered cream "

CJ that's no help to the lady you'll blind her ffs and believe me she won't thank you for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That was hard work!! Mobile phone drops on my eyeball=steaker Time to get a selfie stick. Anyone else struggle to take pics?

Awww hope it don't look to bad tomorrow hun ...Bit of concealer I'll do the trick but you'll still might get funny looks,so have the sunglasses at the ready PS have never taken a selfie so fair play your pics are fabulous "

Aww thanks!! I'm home all weekend, thank goodness I bruise so easily, so hopefully the frozen peas and warm flannel work! Those pics were my first and last selfies, Minx Thanks so much for your compliment xx Concealing and contour at the ready Night night, xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a bad time to say Aye Aye Lush? lol Yeah, one aye working lol. Gonna need a patch on the other, aye

Ive a mental note made " do not do overhead selfies"

Thank you kindly by the way!! Never again lol. Xo

Aww ye poor thing all joking aside, 10 minutes frozen peas, 10 minutes without for an hour. In the morning put a warm ( not hot) flannel on your eye to increase blood flow and speed up healing.

Im gonna call you Captain Birdseye in future xxx

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

I told ye before Yoss...theres only one Paul Simon and you aint him

And you ain't Freddie but that never stopped you

Oh sweet jayus don't start her

Im choking laughing here!!! yiz pair of bastards!!!

We loves ur boobies to What about my poor eye?!!! Yiz bas@a@d# G'night, folks. Have a great weekend xo

I offered cream

CJ that's no help to the lady you'll blind her ffs and believe me she won't thank you for it "

lol.....CJ, I'll stick to the peas and make up lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That was hard work!! Mobile phone drops on my eyeball=steaker Time to get a selfie stick. Anyone else struggle to take pics?

Awww hope it don't look to bad tomorrow hun ...Bit of concealer I'll do the trick but you'll still might get funny looks,so have the sunglasses at the ready PS have never taken a selfie so fair play your pics are fabulous Aww thanks!! I'm home all weekend, thank goodness I bruise so easily, so hopefully the frozen peas and warm flannel work! Those pics were my first and last selfies, Minx Thanks so much for your compliment xx Concealing and contour at the ready Night night, xxxx"

Are you still here

Don't worry about the pics I'll look after them for ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That was hard work!! Mobile phone drops on my eyeball=steaker Time to get a selfie stick. Anyone else struggle to take pics?

Awww hope it don't look to bad tomorrow hun ...Bit of concealer I'll do the trick but you'll still might get funny looks,so have the sunglasses at the ready PS have never taken a selfie so fair play your pics are fabulous Aww thanks!! I'm home all weekend, thank goodness I bruise so easily, so hopefully the frozen peas and warm flannel work! Those pics were my first and last selfies, Minx Thanks so much for your compliment xx Concealing and contour at the ready Night night, xxxx

Are you still here

Don't worry about the pics I'll look after them for ya "

Yer a star, you I'm going, I'm going! Jeez man! Night, guys xx Have a great weekend

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"That was hard work!! Mobile phone drops on my eyeball=steaker Time to get a selfie stick. Anyone else struggle to take pics?

Awww hope it don't look to bad tomorrow hun ...Bit of concealer I'll do the trick but you'll still might get funny looks,so have the sunglasses at the ready PS have never taken a selfie so fair play your pics are fabulous Aww thanks!! I'm home all weekend, thank goodness I bruise so easily, so hopefully the frozen peas and warm flannel work! Those pics were my first and last selfies, Minx Thanks so much for your compliment xx Concealing and contour at the ready Night night, xxxx

Are you still here

Don't worry about the pics I'll look after them for ya Yer a star, you I'm going, I'm going! Jeez man! Night, guys xx Have a great weekend "

Night lush xxx don't mind mynx she wears safety goggles the scardy cat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That was hard work!! Mobile phone drops on my eyeball=steaker Time to get a selfie stick. Anyone else struggle to take pics?

Awww hope it don't look to bad tomorrow hun ...Bit of concealer I'll do the trick but you'll still might get funny looks,so have the sunglasses at the ready PS have never taken a selfie so fair play your pics are fabulous Aww thanks!! I'm home all weekend, thank goodness I bruise so easily, so hopefully the frozen peas and warm flannel work! Those pics were my first and last selfies, Minx Thanks so much for your compliment xx Concealing and contour at the ready Night night, xxxx"

Well lush how's the eye? Are you blindededed ed

I can't see outa one of mine either

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That was hard work!! Mobile phone drops on my eyeball=steaker Time to get a selfie stick. Anyone else struggle to take pics?

Awww hope it don't look to bad tomorrow hun ...Bit of concealer I'll do the trick but you'll still might get funny looks,so have the sunglasses at the ready PS have never taken a selfie so fair play your pics are fabulous Aww thanks!! I'm home all weekend, thank goodness I bruise so easily, so hopefully the frozen peas and warm flannel work! Those pics were my first and last selfies, Minx Thanks so much for your compliment xx Concealing and contour at the ready Night night, xxxx

Well lush how's the eye? Are you blindededed ed

I can't see outa one of mine either "

Lol....not blinded thank goodness. Just a bit bruised

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hear ya op! Must have taken our avatar pic 10 times, phone falling over, tattoos showing, bad angle, hitting my knee off the table when trying to get back up before the flash. Defo need a helper in the future

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By *owdyboy 890Man  over a year ago

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"I hear ya op! Must have taken our avatar pic 10 times, phone falling over, tattoos showing, bad angle, hitting my knee off the table when trying to get back up before the flash. Defo need a helper in the future "
I'm in the car and on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hear ya op! Must have taken our avatar pic 10 times, phone falling over, tattoos showing, bad angle, hitting my knee off the table when trying to get back up before the flash. Defo need a helper in the future "
Lol....it's a bloody nightmare alright. I'll definitely get a helping hand next time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Know exactly how you feel. Put me off when friends say take a new pic

In my case take about 30 and choose the best of a bad bunch. Sometimes in the heat of fun you think that be an amazing pic for my profile

A - do I stop to take a pic that more than likely ruin the moment of fun

B - feck it enjoy the moment and relive it in memory's the next day with a cheeky smile

B B B B B B B B B B B B B B always win

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Know exactly how you feel. Put me off when friends say take a new pic

In my case take about 30 and choose the best of a bad bunch. Sometimes in the heat of fun you think that be an amazing pic for my profile

A - do I stop to take a pic that more than likely ruin the moment of fun

B - feck it enjoy the moment and relive it in memory's the next day with a cheeky smile

B B B B B B B B B B B B B B always win

"

Exactly this...

I really don't get how someone can think of pics while playing I understand the ones watching but when I'm having sex last thing in my mind is a sexy shot

So all my pics are with cam timer and my long hands when I'm alone

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