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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So for all you zombie fans (I initially typed lovers but that might imply you like to get it on with one.... swingers)

What would be your tactic to survive zombie apocalypse? Weapon of choice? Best way to go? Special zombie killing move? Your Vehicle/ death machine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

1) find few women that would be willing to barricade themselves with me near a food supply and weapons to ensure survival of the species

2) machine gun and machete

3) bullet to the brain/ jumping of a high building

4) chopping zombie head off with my machete

5) customed made armored pedal Car like a box with wheels with spikes sticking out like that I would never run out of petrol

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By *aid backMan  over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Where do you get machine guns in Ireland?

Pedal powered armoured car? I can't see you getting very far pedaling anything of weight.

But since this clearly in a land of fantasy I'll have a gattling laser and the millennium Falcon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd shoot myself straight away ... I'm a chicken shit

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By *owdyboy 890Man  over a year ago

Country West

I'd jump on the Game of Thrones dragon and get it to fly away out of there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fantasy friday...

What type of zombies are you actually thinking about?

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By *easingTimMan  over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Do you mean the zombies that emerge from the dark recesses of the nightclub at 3am who approach women to tell them...

"Yerr gorgeous"

"Luvvv you"

Those Zombies??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Lobotomizer a.k.a. The Lobo

The Lobo was developed by the U.S. Marines, during Z-Wartime, using the recycled steel from cars. It is a heavy steel rod ended with the best qualities of both shovel and double-bladed battle ax. It's popular amongst civilian and military personnel alike for its psychological and well as its physical characteristics.

During Road to New York Campaign of the Zombie War many soldiers founds its effects empowering, despite being order only to use it when necessary. Its primary purpose was clean-up after firearms were deemed unnecessary for combat. Effectively used when either severing the head or applying direct force trauma to the skull.

NOTE: 23 million were made during The Z-War and production continues in post-war.

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By *aimad99Man  over a year ago

City

Boat, I feel you could sail faster than they could swim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Boat, I feel you could sail faster than they could swim"

Zombies don't swim, or drown. They just walk the sea bed. Food and fresh drinking water would be another major concern at sea

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By *aimad99Man  over a year ago

City

Forgot about that, might as well give up early and enjoy the party..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everyone goes on and on about machete's wtf is with that?? You need to keep your distance. Your all over looking the functionality of a pike or spear. Preferably a spear. Gives you the ability to keep some distance but can still slice or stab. I'm an avid shooter myself and shoot a CZ P07 and I love it but finding regular ammo supplies would be tricky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd become best friends with chuck Norris. Then the answer to all your questions would be chuck Norris and piggy back off chuck Norris.

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By *irebladexMan  over a year ago

Naas

Depends. Are they slow zombies or fast zombies?

Slow zombies: I'd have to stay at a shopping mall.

Fast zombies you'd have to keep moving.

Shotguns all the way.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Say in bed watching YouTube zombie films.i have loads of snacks,and let mother nature take care of them.They will decompose in a few days.And let the Police and Army deal with the rest.Well I live besides two police stations and one army camp.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Daddy I'm afraid of Zombies

Don't be son, Zombies aren't real, they're just people in make up.

Just like Mommy? Daddy

Yes son, just like Mommy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just watched someone online. From the USA he has buried rifles pistols and food all over the place.in case of the end of the world. Hes 5 years of food and 1000 of bullets . If you that worried about it why would you go on line and tell everyone. Plus what fool has Money to plant guns ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Offer them a cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just watched someone online. From the USA he has buried rifles pistols and food all over the place.in case of the end of the world. Hes 5 years of food and 1000 of bullets . If you that worried about it why would you go on line and tell everyone. Plus what fool has Money to plant guns ? "

Yea. They're called preppers. Only in America

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just watched someone online. From the USA he has buried rifles pistols and food all over the place.in case of the end of the world. Hes 5 years of food and 1000 of bullets . If you that worried about it why would you go on line and tell everyone. Plus what fool has Money to plant guns ?

Yea. They're called preppers. Only in America"

in Belfast we call them nutter's

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