Found this in an old notebook last night and at the suggestion of a friend on here I said I'd post it. Hope ye enjoy. Just a bit of a laugh.
At first I was afraid, I was petrifed
When u said u had 10 inches, Lord I almost died
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long
That I grew strong, and I knew I could take u on
But there u are, another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and u brought me a French Fry
I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
I should have known there was no anaconda lurking there in those jeans
Go on now go, walk out the door
Don't promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4
Weren't u the prat to think I wouldn't catch u out
Don't u know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count
I will survive, I will survive
Coz as long as I've got batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex
I will survive, i will survive hey hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud
When I saw ur little weiner standing short and proud
But to hell with all ur ego's,and to hell with all ur needs
Now I'm saving all my loving for a cordless multispeed
Go on now go......
Tina
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Love it Tina 
