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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just for fun, if there was to be a fab auction what kind of products / services would you put up for sale?
To start with I'd put up a coffee meet with free coffee of choice and bickies 
Anyone else like to auction something?
Ps: be nice this is my first time as OP  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make dinner in their house and serve it to them in just my apron, followed by feeding them strawberries and a full double sided massage."
My gravel will be worn out from banging!! Line up ladies please  |
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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago
Dublin West |
I love the way people are automatically assuming that members of the opposite sex are going to be the auction winners.
It dont always work out that way.
Be funny when the big hairy gay guy is waiting on his naked massage from one of the straight lads after winning the auction...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love the way people are automatically assuming that members of the opposite sex are going to be the auction winners.
It dont always work out that way.
Be funny when the big hairy gay guy is waiting on his naked massage from one of the straight lads after winning the auction...
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Don't spoil the fun  what would you sell so to appeal to both sexes? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A naughty photography session
Sold 
Lol that was quick look forward to it "
Perks of being the auctioneer. I get to see everything that's coming in first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1 ticket for the rubgy game England Irish match on the 18th march
Who wouldn't like that
Sold!!!!!"
Thought in an auction people placed bids ???
It's not a case of SOLD - what ya prepared to offer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1 ticket for the rubgy game England Irish match on the 18th march
Who wouldn't like that
Sold!!!!!
Thought in an auction people placed bids ???
It's not a case of SOLD - what ya prepared to offer "
Yes this is an auction and as you didn't place a reserve price and there were no other offers. It's sold to me. I'm offering to take that horrible ticket off your hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1 ticket for the rubgy game England Irish match on the 18th march
Who wouldn't like that
I'd give you anything you want for that steven  "
Very tempting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A relaxing bath experience... Bath bombs , candles and music...I'll be good and will rub your back
Oh Mama! Hot, hot water?
Si... Caliente as me "
Da Melo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A relaxing bath experience... Bath bombs , candles and music...I'll be good and will rub your back
Oh Mama! Hot, hot water?
Si... Caliente as me
Da Melo!"
Es Tuyo!!
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon 
So a night of anything u want within reason
I'll bring the candles "
Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon
So a night of anything u want within reason
I'll bring the candles
Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer "
Sorry, was distracted..... Sold to Ms lou |
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"I'd make a lovel candle lit dinner with a lovely desert followed by a lovely sensual massage and what other services that may need provided "
Sold I'm fecking starving & have an awful back ache.
Amy |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
Enniskillen |
"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon
So a night of anything u want within reason
I'll bring the candles
Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer
Sorry, was distracted..... Sold to Ms lou "
Woohoo cj....'mere  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon
So a night of anything u want within reason
I'll bring the candles
Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer
Sorry, was distracted..... Sold to Ms lou
Woohoo cj....'mere "
On me way u know how long a drive to Enniskillen it is  |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
Enniskillen |
"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon
So a night of anything u want within reason
I'll bring the candles
Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer
Sorry, was distracted..... Sold to Ms lou
Woohoo cj....'mere
On me way u know how long a drive to Enniskillen it is "
You should be here before midnight.....put the cat out when you arrive |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon
So a night of anything u want within reason
I'll bring the candles
Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer
Sorry, was distracted..... Sold to Ms lou
Woohoo cj....'mere
On me way u know how long a drive to Enniskillen it is
You should be here before midnight.....put the cat out when you arrive"
Leave the back door on the latch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would auction a massage of my thighs and a piece cheesecake .
Alternatively I would auction a massage by me, but you would have to feed me cheesecake  "
Sold! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would auction a massage of my thighs and a piece cheesecake .
Alternatively I would auction a massage by me, but you would have to feed me cheesecake
Sold! "
Awesome, do I get a thigh massage or do I need to give one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After careful consideration, my ironing abilities..and wash up skills, none of yer machine washing malarkey..proper old school hand washed and polished dishes and.....cutlery too! I'll even smile doing it to. |
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By *ritz860Man
over a year ago
Galway/Clare/Limerick |
"Just for fun, if there was to be a fab auction what kind of products / services would you put up for sale?
To start with I'd put up a coffee meet with free coffee of choice and bickies
Anyone else like to auction
something?
P
Ps: be nice this is my first time as OP "
A happy ending..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A naughty photography session
We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!
 lol give the op a run for her money
Can I join the bidding
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Id bid for a date with you toxic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A naughty photography session
We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!
lol give the op a run for her money
Can I join the bidding "
Sure we can make it a group session |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A date with me
With some surprises in store if only you were closer I'd definitely bid on that
Choclate eclair for me pretty please!! With double cream inside mmmmmmm chocolate éclair sounds good
to me!!!!"
Make it a long one, so u can eat one end and i the other, then our lips would meet, full of cream, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A naughty photography session
We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!
lol give the op a run for her money
Can I join the bidding
Sure we can make it a group session "
Welcome addition Toxic...this could end up as guess who's body part it is |
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"A naughty photography session
We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!
lol give the op a run for her money
Can I join the bidding
Sure we can make it a group session
Welcome addition Toxic...this could end up as guess who's body part it is"
Sounds like fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A naughty photography session
We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!
lol give the op a run for her money
Can I join the bidding
Sure we can make it a group session
Welcome addition Toxic...this could end up as guess who's body part it is
Sounds like fun "
You won't need to be told to smile |
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