FabSwingers.com > Forums > Ireland > Limericks thread
Limericks thread
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Ah the fun we had with these before Mingo 
There once was a girl Redhott
Who wasn't too happy with her lot
Her sex life was drab
So she signed up to Fab
And now she's hot to trot!
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Good 'ol Red, you've saved my bacon
but sweet love, we should be makin'
If you agree to meet me,
I'm sure you'll agree
no orgasms you would be faking!"
John Mingo is fabs boob expert
Always trying to get into my sweatshirt
He now has a girl
Who has his head in a whirl
I hope she knows you're a pervert!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
We both signed up as single
We thought it would be fun to mingle
But then one fab day
I stumbled upon the gorgeous Miss K
Now we are two naughty minx
With an endless supply of kinks
We will be here for many more years
Loads of glasses to clink, drinks to drink and so many fabbers to play with and say cheers.
Madame B
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
There once was a man named rhino
he drank most nights so he felt like a wino
but he knew who he was
and who he wanted to do
so he joined fab and upped pics
of body parts to screw. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
" 
You've never cum from a BJ?
But that's the best bit CJ.
He puts it in,
Gives it a spin
Then pours it down my airway!"
There was a girl called candy
At bjs she was quiet handy
She Take it all
And give it a spin
And the guys would cum in her handy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Tears of joy no doubt
As he fills your pout
While another hung man
Shows you his gun
And Redhott is happy out.
You know me too well Candy "
Birds of a feather Red.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
There once was a girl called BG,
She loved showing the boys her gee,
She may have small tits,
But the boys love her bits,
Just don't dare stand over her and pee!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A lovely Lady called Candy
Rumour has it she's usually randy
It has been said
She's left some for dead
And those that survived were bandy
"
Hahahahahahaha! Go Red.
That's one of His favourite lines
"bloody hell, he coont stop a pig in a ginnel" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"BoldGirl! Are you listening to me?
I'd have a look at your gee
Then help him in
Wipe off my chin
Then make you a nice cuppa tea.
"
Love it 
Tea is a winner! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ami is my sexy name ,
i like fun and love to play.
I have signed up to fab,
to have the fun i never had.
Hardcore is my favourite action
to get the best satisfaction
"
Well hello Ami, you found the fun
And you also have a quite cute bum
Hardcore you say
On any given day?
Or preferably just on a Sun'. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Sara from tip was so sweet
She could harden a cock with her feet
Now don't get all flustered
And go blowing ur mustard
When she nibbles the tip with her teeth "
  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
There was a girl called BG
Watching rugby she wouldn't go for a pee
At half time she decline
Saying no I am fine
When the whistle would blow she just let it flow a river is what it would be
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
There is a great girl called Elfie,
Who's a master at taking good selfies,
She could crack nuts with her butt,
Makes me laugh till my jaws hurt,
But she will never be my wife-y
*I'll get my coat... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"There once was a girl called Louise
Whose public hair hung to her knees
The crabs got together
And knitted a sweater
So in winter her flaps wouldn't freeze
"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"There was a girl called BG
Watching rugby she wouldn't go for a pee
At half time she decline
Saying no I am fine
When the whistle would blow she just let it flow a river is what it would be
"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
There was a young man from Bangor
Who didn't know what to do with his Langer
He looked for a cougar on fab
She devoured all that he had
And now he is missing his lad |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
There are 2 ladies with M in their names
If I was a Gangster, I'd call them dames
But Gangsta I ain't
I'm feeling quite faint
After seeing their pics, I came.
Mr69.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
There once was a renowned Candy Store
That always promised you more
You could get stuffed up to the gills
As they guaranteed you your fill
A visit to them would be a thrill |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Ami is my sexy name ,
i like fun and love to play.
I have signed up to fab,
to have the fun i never had.
Hardcore is my favourite action
to get the best satisfaction
Well hello Ami, you found the fun
And you also have a quite cute bum
Hardcore you say
On any given day?
Or preferably just on a Sun'."
Im fan of the Sun' fun.
Pull my hair, smack my bum
That will defo make me cum |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ami is my sexy name ,
i like fun and love to play.
I have signed up to fab,
to have the fun i never had.
Hardcore is my favourite action
to get the best satisfaction
Well hello Ami, you found the fun
And you also have a quite cute bum
Hardcore you say
On any given day?
Or preferably just on a Sun'.
Im fan of the Sun' fun.
Pull my hair, smack my bum
That will defo make me cum "
Justmeami she likes to cum
By pulling her hair and a slap of her bum
Now guys don't all run
She's here for some fun
And remember not up the bum
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"There was a man named Luke.
Who made the women puke.
They say he's good with hands.
But never made a mistake with rubberbands. "
Coolhandluke the notorious fabber
When it comes to the ladies is a gifted gabber
He gives Paul Newman a run for his money
He is charming, sexy and funny
Spread em gal's this cowboys in town |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"There is a legendary player
A real doer and not just a sayer
He can do the splits
As he cums on your tits
And when you've been mingoed, you'll know it
Love it! "
You are welcome dahling |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Up in Mayo there is a Bold pup
Who wants to bring home the Sam Maguire cup
She is popular with the boys
But when she brings out her toy's
The ladies want in on the Joy's |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
On fab there was a bare backer
A troll and a professional hacker
They sat down to play poker
To see who was the best joker
But the best man didn't win the game
Because they finally realised they were all equally lame
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Not a limerick but a valentines love poem
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Romance is alive n kicking in Donegal |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"There once was a guy called cj
Who wore a paper bag over his head for a day
When asked for a face pic
He send it instead of his dick
Now he's get meets every day "
That's 'cos you used M&S, not Primark
Just like a guy who knows a marque
Now panties will drop
Like a hot snot
And you can clean up like a shark.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"There once was a guy called cj
Who wore a paper bag over his head for a day
When asked for a face pic
He send it instead of his dick
Now he's get meets every day
That's 'cos you used M&S, not Primark
Just like a guy who knows a marque
Now panties will drop
Like a hot snot
And you can clean up like a shark.
"
With candy's panties on the floor
Mr 69 knocking on the door
Cj did the trick
And wiped his dick
On the curtains exiting the patio door |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"There once was a guy called cj
Who wore a paper bag over his head for a day
When asked for a face pic
He send it instead of his dick
Now he's get meets every day
That's 'cos you used M&S, not Primark
Just like a guy who knows a marque
Now panties will drop
Like a hot snot
And you can clean up like a shark.
With candy's panties on the floor
Mr 69 knocking on the door
Cj did the trick
And wiped his dick
On the curtains exiting the patio door "
Did McCarthy show you
Just what to do
To rile us up
You cheeky pup
When it dries it looks like glue.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
A "fab couple" sending a mail,
As directed include every detail,
On receipt of a reply,
A final stroke,
A mess, then "a sigh"
Cause the sender was really a fabguy !
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Limericks need vocabulary
Candy's is quite legendary
Top of the class!
Now show me your ass
Cos I want to lick your strawberry. "
Strawberry or rose?
Depends how I pose
But I'm sure you'll be quick
To give it a lick
Just keep away from my toes... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A "fab couple" sending a mail,
As directed include every detail,
On receipt of a reply,
A final stroke,
A mess, then "a sigh"
Cause the sender was really a fabguy !
"
I hate it when I go a pervin'
A hot lady I do be deservin'
After a mail and a wink
I'm starting to think
Twas a guy I was really observing! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Do's do's do's,
Don'ts don'ts don'ts,
Is what your profile screams to me!
But you you you,
Won't won't won't,
So I think I'll just leave you be!
To the tune of that wonderful piece by the police |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
There was a guy whose life needed to be rebuilt....
He then joined Fab with initial shame and Guilt...
Tall,Dark,funny and above average when stimulated his CV stated ...
With the Friends and People he has met his confidence is no longer deflated...
As he has now no shame in saying
WannaSeeUnderMyKilt |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
He has a body to die for
A cock I would cry for
I really love being his hotwife 
