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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So what's everyone having?

I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol

Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt

I'm gonna have a gin cocktail..

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By *cilWoman  over a year ago

Wexford

Pour one for me too please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pour one for me too please! "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

can ive some sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So what's everyone having?

I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol

Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt

I'm gonna have a gin cocktail.. "

oh can we join u lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"can ive some sex on the beach "

Will make you up a jug lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please "

No problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So what's everyone having?

I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol

Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt

I'm gonna have a gin cocktail.. oh can we join u lol"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feel like having a Mojito

And keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can i get a nice glass of white wine plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Feel like having a Mojito

And keep them coming "

Paulo is an expert cocktail maker and he has all the right moves

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i get a nice glass of white wine plz "

Of course lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines a large glass of Malbec.

Ah gowan make it a bottle, it's Friday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make mine an espresso martini

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Feel like having a Mojito

And keep them coming

Paulo is an expert cocktail maker and he has all the right moves "

Doesn't bother me who makes them

Here's my friends Cr card

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just a pint of guinness and a vodka please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mines a large glass of Malbec.

Ah gowan make it a bottle, it's Friday "

I do love Malbec, excellent choice

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By *ease_EMan  over a year ago

DDD12


"I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please "

What is Tannora.....???

I have mine with Orange.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Make mine an espresso martini "

Nice choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Feel like having a Mojito

And keep them coming

Paulo is an expert cocktail maker and he has all the right moves

Doesn't bother me who makes them

Here's my friends Cr card "

Free bar lol..its fab after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just a pint of guinness and a vodka please "

Coming up lovelies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please

What is Tannora.....???

I have mine with Orange. "

Its orange? I think..

New at the bar work lol

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By *ease_EMan  over a year ago

DDD12

Brandy and Baileys please, ah sure,

One for Yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can we order in some pizza pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Brandy and Baileys please, ah sure,

One for Yourself. "

Too kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can we order in some pizza pls "

You will have to go next door lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am very kind - sharing is caring

It's dinner time after all

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man  over a year ago

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..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ding dong. Anyone order pizza??

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?"

Mixing gin and brandy

A coffee for me sara I am still working

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?

Mixing gin and brandy

A coffee for me sara I am still working "

I'll join with the coffee but will have a brandy with it

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man  over a year ago

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"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?

Mixing gin and brandy

A coffee for me sara I am still working

I'll join with the coffee but will have a brandy with it "

I'd go with two snowball's and a stiff johnny walker

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?

Mixing gin and brandy

A coffee for me sara I am still working "

Aww no probs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ding dong. Anyone order pizza?? "

Aren't you so good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?

Mixing gin and brandy

A coffee for me sara I am still working

I'll join with the coffee but will have a brandy with it

I'd go with two snowball's and a stiff johnny walker "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?

Mixing gin and brandy

A coffee for me sara I am still working

I'll join with the coffee but will have a brandy with it "

Sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am very kind - sharing is caring

It's dinner time after all "

Very kind indeed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the form for long island iced tea please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Havana 7 and Coke for me and a Savion Blanc for HB, thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please

What is Tannora.....???

I have mine with Orange. "

It's fizzy tangerine drink, gorgeous. Actually I'm not sure if it's available outside Cork,.anyone know?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love a slippery nipple now to start the evening

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By *cilWoman  over a year ago

Wexford


"So what's everyone having?

I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol

Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt

I'm gonna have a gin cocktail.. "

What fun are we having?

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By *iktikiCouple  over a year ago

cork

O please a nice cold pint of Guinness to wash the week away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glass of tapwater

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In the form for long island iced tea please "

Oh that will hit the spot alright lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Havana 7 and Coke for me and a Savion Blanc for HB, thank you very much"

My pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please

What is Tannora.....???

I have mine with Orange.

It's fizzy tangerine drink, gorgeous. Actually I'm not sure if it's available outside Cork,.anyone know?"

Sounds yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love a slippery nipple now to start the evening "

Indeed ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So what's everyone having?

I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol

Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt

I'm gonna have a gin cocktail..

What fun are we having?"

After hours lol

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By *addy36Man  over a year ago

Mayo

I'll have a large brandy hun and if I can I'd like to propose a toast to Kaizer one of the best, gone but not forgotten

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"O please a nice cold pint of Guinness to wash the week away "

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Glass of tapwater"

Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll have a large brandy hun and if I can I'd like to propose a toast to Kaizer one of the best, gone but not forgotten "

No problem

Yes I will second that

Cheers Manbeast

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By *andsome-neglectedMan  over a year ago

city centre

Can I have royal salute or blue label on the rocks please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué "

Come and sit with us and I'll introduce you to cj. Can't promise he'll keep his hands to himself though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I have royal salute or blue label on the rocks please?"

You sure can, no idea what they are but in the fab bar we have everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué "

Oh excellent choice

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By *orethanenough73Man  over a year ago

City centre

Aberlour single malt on the rocks & an auld Guinness please my dear?

Sure have a couple yourself...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aberlour single malt on the rocks & an auld Guinness please my dear?

Sure have a couple yourself... "

Very kind Sir thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ll have a Soco with ice please Sara xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I ll have a Soco with ice please Sara xx"

No problem

Beautiful PIC distracted me and I spilled the first one sorry

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By *rBakersMan  over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

Gentleman Jack on the rocks, please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Gentleman Jack on the rocks, please!"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please?

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please?"

You can gatecrash anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please?"

Of course your very welcome

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By *rBakersMan  over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow


"Gentleman Jack on the rocks, please!

Coming right up "

You can say that again

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By *orethanenough73Man  over a year ago

City centre


"Aberlour single malt on the rocks & an auld Guinness please my dear?

Sure have a couple yourself...

Very kind Sir thank you "

Fabulous bar & staff!

Cheers missus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please?

You can gatecrash anytime "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aberlour single malt on the rocks & an auld Guinness please my dear?

Sure have a couple yourself...

Very kind Sir thank you

Fabulous bar & staff!

Cheers missus. "

Too kind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please?

Of course your very welcome "

Yer a friendly bunch over here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Gentleman Jack on the rocks, please!

Coming right up You can say that again "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please?

Of course your very welcome

Yer a friendly bunch over here "

Oh we certainly are

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By *ommickMan  over a year ago

cork

Apple Swiss roll in a glass

A pint of bulmers had a tough week....

And of course one for yourself.... X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apple Swiss roll in a glass

A pint of bulmers had a tough week....

And of course one for yourself.... X"

Poor you..

Very kind

Feeling a bit tipsy now lol

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By *rBakersMan  over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

An Irish coffee would be savage right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An Irish coffee would be savage right now! "

I will stick on the kettle

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I'll have a pint of Clonmel Lager, please, if you have that on tap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll have a pint of Clonmel Lager, please, if you have that on tap. "

Oh certainly lol..

Very witty beautiful lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sara seeing as the bar is in The Emerald Isle I think it would be rude of me not to have a Guinness please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sara seeing as the bar is in The Emerald Isle I think it would be rude of me not to have a Guinness please... "

Pleasure

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I'll have a pint of Clonmel Lager, please, if you have that on tap.

Oh certainly lol..

Very witty beautiful lady "

Thank you, sweet Sarah! Great to see the bar open again and run by a lovely lady!

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By *100Man  over a year ago

Essex

Cheers I'll have a jack Daniels and please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll have a pint of Clonmel Lager, please, if you have that on tap.

Oh certainly lol..

Very witty beautiful lady

Thank you, sweet Sarah! Great to see the bar open again and run by a lovely lady! "

Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cheers I'll have a jack Daniels and please "

No problem.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One lagavulin please, neat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One lagavulin please, neat."

Sounds interesting

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"One lagavulin please, neat."

Not a whisky drinker but will join you with a brandy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One lagavulin please, neat.

Not a whisky drinker but will join you with a brandy "

you're welcome to join me , need a refill?

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"One lagavulin please, neat.

Not a whisky drinker but will join you with a brandy

you're welcome to join me , need a refill?"

Always need a refill

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One lagavulin please, neat.

Sounds interesting "

And something for yourself as well of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One lagavulin please, neat.

Sounds interesting

And something for yourself as well of course"

Mmm thank you Sir

Can I taste yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One lagavulin please, neat.

Sounds interesting

And something for yourself as well of course

Mmm thank you Sir

Can I taste yours? "

Ay, for sure ye can. Hope you like smokey single malt.

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick

That's it calling it a day I could do with a good stiff one

Jamie and one cube of ice pls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just a Coke for me I'm driving thanks.

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a white rum "bacardi", 7 up free and slice of lime,please

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara "

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just a Coke for me I'm driving thanks. "

Where are you going tonight?? Haha

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

"

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on "

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury "

But me likes the pole

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's it calling it a day I could do with a good stiff one

Jamie and one cube of ice pls "

Oh you like a stiff one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just a Coke for me I'm driving thanks. "

No problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara "

CJ never complains

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I have a white rum "bacardi", 7 up free and slice of lime,please

"

Sure thing pretty lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just a Coke for me I'm driving thanks.

Where are you going tonight?? Haha "

Just home early so I can be fresh for tomorow night lol do you need a lift

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

But me likes the pole "

Lol.....think that's why he wanted the juke box on.....to see who gets the pole first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué "

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B"

Salted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B"

Sure beautiful ladies

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"That's it calling it a day I could do with a good stiff one

Jamie and one cube of ice pls

Oh you like a stiff one lol "

Can't beat a good stiff one

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

But me likes the pole

Lol.....think that's why he wanted the juke box on.....to see who gets the pole first "

Whoo hoo should I get the dollar bills sorted

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury "

Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right that's it for me

Sweet thanks very much - it's been a night to remember

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol"

Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol

Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home "

You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick

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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies "

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right that's it for me

Sweet thanks very much - it's been a night to remember "

My pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol

Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home

You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it "

Put the light sabre away...too early for cocktail's

Madame B

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol

Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home

You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it "

Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B"

Would love to join ye for one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Salted?"

You had an ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol

Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home

You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it

Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels "

You are an awful distraction

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Salted?

You had an ask "

*to

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol

Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home

You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it

Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels

You are an awful distraction "

Me I am doing nothing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B

Would love to join ye for one "

Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol

Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home

You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it

Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels "

I know you want it

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By *eanontiWoman  over a year ago

Limerick

A cold glass of an Australian Chardonnay would be lovely

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol

Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home

You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it

Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels

I know you want it "

Lol.....not saying anything...sitting on my corner keeping quiet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B

Would love to join ye for one

Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience "

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A cold glass of an Australian Chardonnay would be lovely "

Coming up

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B

Would love to join ye for one

Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience

Sounds fun "

I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara

Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something

Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on

Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury

Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol

Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home

You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it

Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels

I know you want it "

I am staying away from the pool table

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B

Would love to join ye for one

Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience

Sounds fun

I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot "

Mmm so would I

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B

Would love to join ye for one

Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience

Sounds fun

I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot

Mmm so would I "

Line em up then tequila all round

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B

Would love to join ye for one

Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience

Sounds fun

I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot

Mmm so would I

Line em up then tequila all round "

You supplying the worm CJ oh and Sara...he is paying in one dollar bills

Where did I leave my six shooter

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B

Would love to join ye for one

Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience

Sounds fun

I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot

Mmm so would I

Line em up then tequila all round

You supplying the worm CJ oh and Sara...he is paying in one dollar bills

Where did I leave my six shooter

Madame B "

I think a nice quiet after party would be perfect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B

Would love to join ye for one

Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience

Sounds fun

I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot

Mmm so would I

Line em up then tequila all round

You supplying the worm CJ oh and Sara...he is paying in one dollar bills

Where did I leave my six shooter

Madame B

I think a nice quiet after party would be perfect "

Me & Tequila don't do nice & quiet lol you were warned

Madame B

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By *ommickMan  over a year ago

cork


"Apple Swiss roll in a glass

A pint of bulmers had a tough week....

And of course one for yourself.... X

Poor you..

Very kind

Feeling a bit tipsy now lol "

So tell me did you buy the licence for the bar off rosebud our last but not forgotten landlady....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B

Would love to join ye for one

Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience

Sounds fun

I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot

Mmm so would I

Line em up then tequila all round

You supplying the worm CJ oh and Sara...he is paying in one dollar bills

Where did I leave my six shooter

Madame B

I think a nice quiet after party would be perfect

Me & Tequila don't do nice & quiet lol you were warned

Madame B"

Mmm even better

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apple Swiss roll in a glass

A pint of bulmers had a tough week....

And of course one for yourself.... X

Poor you..

Very kind

Feeling a bit tipsy now lol

So tell me did you buy the licence for the bar off rosebud our last but not forgotten landlady...."

Not thankfully because its not an actual bar no licence was needed..

But I'm sure rosebud was a lovely lady indeed

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué

Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please

Madame B

Sure beautiful ladies

On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless

Madame B

Would love to join ye for one

Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience

Sounds fun

I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot

Mmm so would I

Line em up then tequila all round

You supplying the worm CJ oh and Sara...he is paying in one dollar bills

Where did I leave my six shooter

Madame B

I think a nice quiet after party would be perfect

Me & Tequila don't do nice & quiet lol you were warned

Madame B

Mmm even better "

Did I hear party

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

Someone forgot to turn the lights out......it's ok last to leave so I'll do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*comes out of the cellar

feck! How long've we been in there Kaiser?...

checking the stock.

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By *rBakersMan  over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

Any chance of a quick one!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*stumbles into the premise, and lands hard on an empty chair*

I'll have a WHITE RUSSIAN!

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By *BelfastGuyMan  over a year ago

Belfast

I'll have a cure

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By *andaCouple  over a year ago

co down

I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*comes out of the cellar

feck! How long've we been in there Kaiser?...

checking the stock."

He he

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any chance of a quick one!!

"

Quick one coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*stumbles into the premise, and lands hard on an empty chair*

I'll have a WHITE RUSSIAN!"

Sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll have a cure "

You are a sight for sore eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep "

I will try my best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep

I will try my best "

Has to be a

Breakfast roll

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep

I will try my best

Has to be a

Breakfast roll "

Head to Martha's on the Kells road Steven. From memory it's the best breaki roll ....ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please "

Sure how do you like it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep

I will try my best

Has to be a

Breakfast roll "

Do you deliver?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep

I will try my best

Has to be a

Breakfast roll

Do you deliver? "

For yourself absolutely no problem seeing you looked after every last night

What would you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep

I will try my best

Has to be a

Breakfast roll

Do you deliver?

For yourself absolutely no problem seeing you looked after every last night

What would you like "

Aww thank you.

A nice latte and breakfast roll would hit the spot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please

Sure how do you like it? "

In bed?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep

I will try my best

Has to be a

Breakfast roll

Do you deliver?

For yourself absolutely no problem seeing you looked after every last night

What would you like

Aww thank you.

A nice latte and breakfast roll would hit the spot "

God why can't cars have rockets on them

Just so I can get the order to you on time and HOT

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By *BelfastGuyMan  over a year ago

Belfast

One for the road.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please

Sure how do you like it?

In bed? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep

I will try my best

Has to be a

Breakfast roll

Do you deliver?

For yourself absolutely no problem seeing you looked after every last night

What would you like

Aww thank you.

A nice latte and breakfast roll would hit the spot

God why can't cars have rockets on them

Just so I can get the order to you on time and HOT "

Aww thanks.. You could cook it fresh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please "

How very perfectly apt Yoss..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One for the road. "

No probs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So what's everyone having?

I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol

Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt

I'm gonna have a gin cocktail.. "

Lovely drink in the bar last night..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please

How very perfectly apt Yoss.. "

I know lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So what's everyone having?

I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol

Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt

I'm gonna have a gin cocktail..

Lovely drink in the bar last night.. "

Glad you enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep

I will try my best

Has to be a

Breakfast roll

Do you deliver?

For yourself absolutely no problem seeing you looked after every last night

What would you like

Aww thank you.

A nice latte and breakfast roll would hit the spot

God why can't cars have rockets on them

Just so I can get the order to you on time and HOT

Aww thanks.. You could cook it fresh "

If you insist

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By *s louWoman  over a year ago

Enniskillen

Is it too early to order a drink? If it is I'll have a large coffee....

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