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over a year ago
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"What is belong to you personally but other's use it more
Your name
 I got this wrong recently   "
Lol we all get caught and the answer always seems so obvious after |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard"
Once he bites into the apple he's been thrown out of paradise... |
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"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard
Once he bites into the apple he's been thrown out of paradise..."
. Lol nope  |
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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago
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"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard"
He uses the Apple and knife to core his way out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard"
Bouncy castle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard
Bouncy castle?"
Lol! *uses knife "sssssssssssssssss…" |
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By *cilWoman
over a year ago
Wexford |
"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard"
I thought men only bragged when it is hard!!! |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard"
How did he get in there in the first place? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard
How did he get in there in the first place? "
Exactly !! |
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"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard"
Cut the apple in half to make a whole ,( hole) climb through the hole to get out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I asked you to get me a live bird without a bone, what would you get me?
Well not Bold Girl because she always has lady boners
Madame B"
All ladies do ! |
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"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard
Cut the apple in half to make a whole ,( hole) climb through the hole to get out "
finally thank you that's only part one do u want the rest or maybe u know the rest |
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"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard
Cut the apple in half to make a whole ,( hole) climb through the hole to get out finally thank you that's only part one do u want the rest or maybe u know the rest"
ur the first that had actually ever got that right now that's impressive |
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"A man is in a room in a castle with no windows or doors and just an apple and a knife in his hand how does he get out???. Anybody it's not that hard
I thought men only bragged when it is hard!!!"
no point bragging only when it's hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One I have never been able to figure out
If Theresa's daughter is my daughter's mother what am I to Theresa?
Youre Theresas daughter. "
I have no idea had me stumped for a full hour one day and I gave up |
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"One I have never been able to figure out
If Theresa's daughter is my daughter's mother what am I to Theresa?
Youre Theresas daughter.
I have no idea had me stumped for a full hour one day and I gave up"
"My daughters mother" is an old term/saying thats in reference to herself so if you change the words and say if Theresas daughter is me, who am i to Theresa 
The answer is "daughter" |
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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago
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"One I have never been able to figure out
If Theresa's daughter is my daughter's mother what am I to Theresa?
Youre Theresas daughter.
I have no idea had me stumped for a full hour one day and I gave up
"My daughters mother" is an old term/saying thats in reference to herself so if you change the words and say if Theresas daughter is me, who am i to Theresa
The answer is "daughter" "
My daughter's mother could also be my wife so son in law should apply too.  |
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"Anyway the man is outside the castle now and surrounded by a fort with no bridge across the water is full of crocodiles he has nothing on him he is now doomed so how does he get across ?? "
Beside him are 2 planks of wood? He ties them together to get across?...lol |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"One I have never been able to figure out
If Theresa's daughter is my daughter's mother what am I to Theresa?
Youre Theresas daughter.
I have no idea had me stumped for a full hour one day and I gave up
"My daughters mother" is an old term/saying thats in reference to herself so if you change the words and say if Theresas daughter is me, who am i to Theresa
The answer is "daughter"
My daughter's mother could also be my wife so son in law should apply too. "
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"One I have never been able to figure out
If Theresa's daughter is my daughter's mother what am I to Theresa?
Youre Theresas daughter.
I have no idea had me stumped for a full hour one day and I gave up
"My daughters mother" is an old term/saying thats in reference to herself so if you change the words and say if Theresas daughter is me, who am i to Theresa
The answer is "daughter"
My daughter's mother could also be my wife so son in law should apply too. "
Nope..the original riddle gave 5 options as answers.
Grandmother
Mother
Daughter
Grandaughter
I am Theresa.
Theres no option to include males in the riddle |
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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago
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"One I have never been able to figure out
If Theresa's daughter is my daughter's mother what am I to Theresa?
Youre Theresas daughter.
I have no idea had me stumped for a full hour one day and I gave up
"My daughters mother" is an old term/saying thats in reference to herself so if you change the words and say if Theresas daughter is me, who am i to Theresa
The answer is "daughter"
My daughter's mother could also be my wife so son in law should apply too.
Nope..the original riddle gave 5 options as answers.
Grandmother
Mother
Daughter
Grandaughter
I am Theresa.
Theres no option to include males in the riddle"
Doh!
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"Anyway the man is outside the castle now and surrounded by a fort with no bridge across the water is full of crocodiles he has nothing on him he is now doomed so how does he get across ??
Beside him are 2 planks of wood? He ties them together to get across?...lol t"
there is no wood beside him lol |
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"Anyway the man is outside the castle now and surrounded by a fort with no bridge across the water is full of crocodiles he has nothing on him he is now doomed so how does he get across ??
Beside him are 2 planks of wood? He ties them together to get across?...lol t there is no wood beside him lol"
This will do my head in all day now!..lol |
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"One I have never been able to figure out
If Theresa's daughter is my daughter's mother what am I to Theresa?
Youre Theresas daughter.
I have no idea had me stumped for a full hour one day and I gave up
"My daughters mother" is an old term/saying thats in reference to herself so if you change the words and say if Theresas daughter is me, who am i to Theresa
The answer is "daughter"
My daughter's mother could also be my wife so son in law should apply too.
Nope..the original riddle gave 5 options as answers.
Grandmother
Mother
Daughter
Grandaughter
I am Theresa.
Theres no option to include males in the riddle"
Look at it like a family tree
Theresa
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Theresas daughter (my daughters mother)
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My daughter
So you have to be Theresas daughter. My daughters mother is referring to yourself. |
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"Anyway the man is outside the castle now and surrounded by a fort with no bridge across the water is full of crocodiles he has nothing on him he is now doomed so how does he get across ??
Beside him are 2 planks of wood? He ties them together to get across?...lol t there is no wood beside him lol.
This will do my head in all day now!..lol "
ok he walked around and around the castle until he got bored then lifted the board and walked across the fort!!! See u were kind of right but u weren't right at the same time good effort though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I asked you to get me a live bird without a bone, what would you get me?
Oh oh oh. Is it an egg?
I'd use birdseed to bait it instead of a bone. "
A bird in the egg it surely has no bone |
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"Anyway the man is outside the castle now and surrounded by a fort with no bridge across the water is full of crocodiles he has nothing on him he is now doomed so how does he get across ?? "
He waits until 3.30pm coz the banks close at 3.30. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Police walk into a room to find a person has hung themself, the room is completely empty and just a puddle on the floor.
How did the he/she do it?
Used a block of ice to stand on ?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok this guy has now got out into the forest when is suddenly surrounded by cannibals !!!! He has no way out surely he is dead now but no he gets outta there but can someone tell me how??"
hes chuck norris?
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"Ok this guy has now got out into the forest when is suddenly surrounded by cannibals !!!! He has no way out surely he is dead now but no he gets outta there but can someone tell me how?? hes chuck norris?"
lol he is not chuck Norris but he is ledgend
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Anyway the man is outside the castle now and surrounded by a fort with no bridge across the water is full of crocodiles he has nothing on him he is now doomed so how does he get across ??
He waits until 3.30pm coz the banks close at 3.30. "
That means the banks in Wales have even worse opening hours than the ones here. |
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"Anyway the man is outside the castle now and surrounded by a fort with no bridge across the water is full of crocodiles he has nothing on him he is now doomed so how does he get across ??
He waits until 3.30pm coz the banks close at 3.30.
That means the banks in Wales have even worse opening hours than the ones here. "
sure don't ya know everything is better in Wales well almost everything |
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"Ok this guy has now got out into the forest when is suddenly surrounded by cannibals !!!! He has no way out surely he is dead now but no he gets outta there but can someone tell me how??"
Hes a cannibal too and ate them all ? |
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"Ok this guy has now got out into the forest when is suddenly surrounded by cannibals !!!! He has no way out surely he is dead now but no he gets outta there but can someone tell me how??
Hes a cannibal too and ate them all ? "
Nope he is just ur ordinary joe soap |
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"John is six feet tall, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat "
Bingo
How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him? |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"John is six feet tall, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
Bingo
How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?"
2, Yossy they're too easy! |
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"John is six feet tall, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
Bingo
How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?"
Moses didnt have an ark...Noah did
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By (user no longer on site)
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"John is six feet tall, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
Bingo
How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?
2, Yossy they're too easy! "
Are you sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a few minutes?
Breath. "
Very good..
What's heavier
A tonne of feathers
Or
A tonne of rocks |
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By *cilWoman
over a year ago
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"What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a few minutes?
Breath.
Very good..
What's heavier
A tonne of feathers
Or
A tonne of rocks"
They are both the same, a tonne |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway the man is outside the castle now and surrounded by a fort with no bridge across the water is full of crocodiles he has nothing on him he is now doomed so how does he get across ??
Beside him are 2 planks of wood? He ties them together to get across?...lol t there is no wood beside him lol"
Is there a speed boat rental company near by, or even a paddle board rental company? He's got a knife, so it doesn't really matter if he's got money or not, it's doesn't sound like he'll ever back, that place sounds a bastard to get out of, in fairness. But like Dublin in rush hour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyway the man is outside the castle now and surrounded by a fort with no bridge across the water is full of crocodiles he has nothing on him he is now doomed so how does he get across ??
Beside him are 2 planks of wood? He ties them together to get across?...lol t there is no wood beside him lol.
This will do my head in all day now!..lol ok he walked around and around the castle until he got bored then lifted the board and walked across the fort!!! See u were kind of right but u weren't right at the same time good effort though"
That's shit |
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"Ok this guy has now got out into the forest when is suddenly surrounded by cannibals !!!! He has no way out surely he is dead now but no he gets outta there but can someone tell me how??"
He's got a knife |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Can't believe this one hasn't been said, especially since the wetter the more it drys one was already used.
What gets bigger the more you take out of it?
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"Ok this guy has now got out into the forest when is suddenly surrounded by cannibals !!!! He has no way out surely he is dead now but no he gets outta there but can someone tell me how??
He's got a knife "
he has no knife he has nothing |
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"If yesterday was tommorow, today would be a saturday. What day is today?"
Monday is today!.
Yesterday (Sunday) will be tomorrow, so today would be the day before that, Saturday. |
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"A,person walks into a room looks at a,picture and says brothers and sisters I have none that mans father is my fathers son who is he talking about"
Himself |
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"A,person walks into a room looks at a,picture and says brothers and sisters I have none that mans father is my fathers son who is he talking about
Himself"
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"A,person walks into a room looks at a,picture and says brothers and sisters I have none that mans father is my fathers son who is he talking about"
His own son? |
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"A,person walks into a room looks at a,picture and says brothers and sisters I have none that mans father is my fathers son who is he talking about
His own son?"
nope |
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"A,person walks into a room looks at a,picture and says brothers and sisters I have none that mans father is my fathers son who is he talking about
His own son?nope
His grandfather "
no lol |
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"A,person walks into a room looks at a,picture and says brothers and sisters I have none that mans father is my fathers son who is he talking about
His own son?nope
His grandfather no lol"
Himself |
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So the man is on his horse carry on and eventually come to this massive gate that seems to reach to the sky by now it's nighttime and is really dark!! He tries to lift it up but can't move it as its so heavy so how does he manage to get passed it??? |
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"If yesterday was tommorow, today would be a saturday. What day is today?
Monday is today!.
Yesterday (Sunday) will be tomorrow, so today would be the day before that, Saturday. "
thankyou lol..debating this with someone |
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"So the man is on his horse carry on and eventually come to this massive gate that seems to reach to the sky by now it's nighttime and is really dark!! He tries to lift it up but can't move it as its so heavy so how does he manage to get passed it???"
He waits till morning time so it will be "lighter " |
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"So the man is on his horse carry on and eventually come to this massive gate that seems to reach to the sky by now it's nighttime and is really dark!! He tries to lift it up but can't move it as its so heavy so how does he manage to get passed it???
He waits till morning time so it will be "lighter ""
well played lol |
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"So the man is on his horse carry on and eventually come to this massive gate that seems to reach to the sky by now it's nighttime and is really dark!! He tries to lift it up but can't move it as its so heavy so how does he manage to get passed it???
He waits till morning time so it will be "lighter " well played lol"
Starting to get the hang of your so-called-riddles |
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"A,person walks into a room looks at a,picture and says brothers and sisters I have none that mans father is my fathers son who is he talking about
His own son?nope
His grandfather no lol"
Himself!! |
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"What can fly quickly but hasn't wings .
Time
..should have pulled the shoot before hand!
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Touché... Well done
Now, what's small, red and hard?
..gum!"
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What's small, red and hard?
A strawberry with a flick knife!
More a joke than a riddle but "gum" was a great answer
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"What can fly quickly but hasn't wings .
Time
..should have pulled the shoot before hand!
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Touché... Well done
Now, what's small, red and hard?
..gum!
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What's small, red and hard?
A strawberry with a flick knife!
More a joke than a riddle but "gum" was a great answer
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"So the man is on his horse carry on and eventually come to this massive gate that seems to reach to the sky by now it's nighttime and is really dark!! He tries to lift it up but can't move it as its so heavy so how does he manage to get passed it???
He waits till morning time so it will be "lighter " well played lol
Starting to get the hang of your so-called-riddles "
ha ha that's the end of them now |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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"...i came across an apple tree with apples upon it.
I took no apples off it and left no apples on it .
How many apples were on the apple tree ?
I'm still counting on tis one tho
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None? |
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"...i came across an apple tree with apples upon it.
I took no apples off it and left no apples on it .
How many apples were on the apple tree ?
I'm still counting on tis one tho
"
There was a sign nailed to the tree that said apples?
There was one apple on the tree and not apples. You cant take apples from a tree if theres only one apple there? |
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"...i came across an apple tree with apples upon it.
I took no apples off it and left no apples on it .
How many apples were on the apple tree ?
I'm still counting on tis one tho
None?"
..awfully sorri wrong answer  |
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"...i came across an apple tree with apples upon it.
I took no apples off it and left no apples on it .
How many apples were on the apple tree ?
I'm still counting on tis one tho
There was a sign nailed to the tree that said apples?
There was one apple on the tree and not apples. You cant take apples from a tree if theres only one apple there?"
..the only thing nailed to the tree will be me when you's here the answer. I'm sorri ,join the others at the back of the class
..you were close tho! |
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"...i came across an apple tree with apples upon it.
I took no apples off it and left no apples on it .
How many apples were on the apple tree ?
I'm still counting on tis one tho
There was a sign nailed to the tree that said apples?
There was one apple on the tree and not apples. You cant take apples from a tree if theres only one apple there?
..the only thing nailed to the tree will be me when you's here the answer. I'm sorri ,join the others at the back of the class
..you were close tho!"
Spill while i get the hammer and nails ready |
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"...i came across an apple tree with apples upon it.
I took no apples off it and left no apples on it .
How many apples were on the apple tree ?
I'm still counting on tis one tho
There was a sign nailed to the tree that said apples?
There was one apple on the tree and not apples. You cant take apples from a tree if theres only one apple there?
..the only thing nailed to the tree will be me when you's here the answer. I'm sorri ,join the others at the back of the class
..you were close tho!
Spill while i get the hammer and nails ready "
...you wouldn't nail me outside that day,
id die with the cold |
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"...i came across an apple tree with apples upon it.
I took no apples off it and left no apples on it .
How many apples were on the apple tree ?
I'm still counting on tis one tho
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Tell us! |
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"...i came across an apple tree with apples upon it.
I took no apples off it and left no apples on it .
How many apples were on the apple tree ?
I'm still counting on tis one tho
"
There were two apples. You took AN apple, now there is AN apples, singular, on the tree |
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