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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Timeless tragic love story, in light of commercially prove your love to me day being just around the corner...give me all your valentine's fiascos that fell flat on their face.

Mine was to send two brother's a card between them

Both were cute, I couldn't decide between them, was broke and eleven. Thought they would be delighted but neither looked in my direction again for years. Bumped into them years later and had a good laugh about it

Spill fabbers

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I only ever got one Valentine's card in my life - from my then bf when i was 15

Inside it said -

Shall i compare thee to a summer's day?

Cold, wet & miserable

Scarred for life

Nae wonder i hate it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got a card once too... off my mammy

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By *s louWoman  over a year ago

Enniskillen

When I was 14 I worked in the local shop....a bloke used to deliver stuff to us and I sent him a valentine's card as a joke. One of my work mate's blabber who had sent it so the next night he landed at my house with roses and a card. I felt really bad about it as I didn't fancy him

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"I only ever got one Valentine's card in my life - from my then bf when i was 15

Inside it said -

Shall i compare thee to a summer's day?

Cold, wet & miserable

Scarred for life

Nae wonder i hate it "

Why u weren't wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I only ever got one Valentine's card in my life - from my then bf when i was 15

Inside it said -

Shall i compare thee to a summer's day?

Cold, wet & miserable

Scarred for life

Nae wonder i hate it "

Blind asshole

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I was 14 I worked in the local shop....a bloke used to deliver stuff to us and I sent him a valentine's card as a joke. One of my work mate's blabber who had sent it so the next night he landed at my house with roses and a card. I felt really bad about it as I didn't fancy him "

Awk lol but sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I got a card once too... off my mammy "

I sent some to mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got one from an ex wasn't best time in my life. Best one I got was from my first ex we were engaged at time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great song by 'Dire Straits '

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Great song by 'Dire Straits ' "

Love it

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick

When I was 14 I was head over heels in love with a foxy red head her dad made her baby sit on Valentine's night for her sisters kids, so bold as u like I walk up to the door knock on it with the biggest card my pocket money could buy and a cuddly white teddy bear.

Her dad had sent a msg trough her friend y.... (foxy redhead)wasn't going out with any guys till she was 18,I didn't care I was head over heels so I knocked not once but three times and awaited my love to present her with theses meger tokens of my young love.

U can imagine my surprise when her dad opened the door and growled what do u want so I presented him with a card and teddy bear saying that guy around the corner paid me to deliver theses and I legged it

Anyway my love wasn't to be she dumped me two months later for another guy

34 years later I got my reward she whispered in my ear as I fucked her u were my only real love and as u can guess yea I shot my load and legged it again before her hubbie got home (not the guy she dumped me for)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I got one from an ex wasn't best time in my life. Best one I got was from my first ex we were engaged at time "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I was 14 I was head over heels in love with a foxy red head her dad made her baby sit on Valentine's night for her sisters kids, so bold as u like I walk up to the door knock on it with the biggest card my pocket money could buy and a cuddly white teddy bear.

Her dad had sent a msg trough her friend y.... (foxy redhead)wasn't going out with any guys till she was 18,I didn't care I was head over heels so I knocked not once but three times and awaited my love to present her with theses meger tokens of my young love.

U can imagine my surprise when her dad opened the door and growled what do u want so I presented him with a card and teddy bear saying that guy around the corner paid me to deliver theses and I legged it

Anyway my love wasn't to be she dumped me two months later for another guy

34 years later I got my reward she whispered in my ear as I fucked her u were my only real love and as u can guess yea I shot my load and legged it again before her hubbie got home (not the guy she dumped me for) "

Oh you player

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

I got one when I was working in a pub in London.....to this day I still don't know who it came from....a missed opportunity

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"When I was 14 I was head over heels in love with a foxy red head her dad made her baby sit on Valentine's night for her sisters kids, so bold as u like I walk up to the door knock on it with the biggest card my pocket money could buy and a cuddly white teddy bear.

Her dad had sent a msg trough her friend y.... (foxy redhead)wasn't going out with any guys till she was 18,I didn't care I was head over heels so I knocked not once but three times and awaited my love to present her with theses meger tokens of my young love.

U can imagine my surprise when her dad opened the door and growled what do u want so I presented him with a card and teddy bear saying that guy around the corner paid me to deliver theses and I legged it

Anyway my love wasn't to be she dumped me two months later for another guy

34 years later I got my reward she whispered in my ear as I fucked her u were my only real love and as u can guess yea I shot my load and legged it again before her hubbie got home (not the guy she dumped me for)

Oh you player"

It was so worth the wait hope she comes home again this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I was 14 I was head over heels in love with a foxy red head her dad made her baby sit on Valentine's night for her sisters kids, so bold as u like I walk up to the door knock on it with the biggest card my pocket money could buy and a cuddly white teddy bear.

Her dad had sent a msg trough her friend y.... (foxy redhead)wasn't going out with any guys till she was 18,I didn't care I was head over heels so I knocked not once but three times and awaited my love to present her with theses meger tokens of my young love.

U can imagine my surprise when her dad opened the door and growled what do u want so I presented him with a card and teddy bear saying that guy around the corner paid me to deliver theses and I legged it

Anyway my love wasn't to be she dumped me two months later for another guy

34 years later I got my reward she whispered in my ear as I fucked her u were my only real love and as u can guess yea I shot my load and legged it again before her hubbie got home (not the guy she dumped me for)

Oh you player

It was so worth the wait hope she comes home again this year "

Any time I was silly enough to trample on old turf, it just hammered home there was a reason they were my ex

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I got one when I was working in a pub in London.....to this day I still don't know who it came from....a missed opportunity "

Or could be a blessing in disguise

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"When I was 14 I was head over heels in love with a foxy red head her dad made her baby sit on Valentine's night for her sisters kids, so bold as u like I walk up to the door knock on it with the biggest card my pocket money could buy and a cuddly white teddy bear.

Her dad had sent a msg trough her friend y.... (foxy redhead)wasn't going out with any guys till she was 18,I didn't care I was head over heels so I knocked not once but three times and awaited my love to present her with theses meger tokens of my young love.

U can imagine my surprise when her dad opened the door and growled what do u want so I presented him with a card and teddy bear saying that guy around the corner paid me to deliver theses and I legged it

Anyway my love wasn't to be she dumped me two months later for another guy

34 years later I got my reward she whispered in my ear as I fucked her u were my only real love and as u can guess yea I shot my load and legged it again before her hubbie got home (not the guy she dumped me for)

Oh you player

It was so worth the wait hope she comes home again this year

Any time I was silly enough to trample on old turf, it just hammered home there was a reason they were my ex "

She was young she didn't realise what she was throwing away

That's my excuse and I am sticking to it

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town

I found out I was pregnant one Valentine's day ..... Cupid shock the life outta me that year I can tell ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I was 14 I was head over heels in love with a foxy red head her dad made her baby sit on Valentine's night for her sisters kids, so bold as u like I walk up to the door knock on it with the biggest card my pocket money could buy and a cuddly white teddy bear.

Her dad had sent a msg trough her friend y.... (foxy redhead)wasn't going out with any guys till she was 18,I didn't care I was head over heels so I knocked not once but three times and awaited my love to present her with theses meger tokens of my young love.

U can imagine my surprise when her dad opened the door and growled what do u want so I presented him with a card and teddy bear saying that guy around the corner paid me to deliver theses and I legged it

Anyway my love wasn't to be she dumped me two months later for another guy

34 years later I got my reward she whispered in my ear as I fucked her u were my only real love and as u can guess yea I shot my load and legged it again before her hubbie got home (not the guy she dumped me for)

Oh you player

It was so worth the wait hope she comes home again this year

Any time I was silly enough to trample on old turf, it just hammered home there was a reason they were my ex

She was young she didn't realise what she was throwing away

That's my excuse and I am sticking to it "

She isn't the one who bottled it under her fathers gaze

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I found out I was pregnant one Valentine's day ..... Cupid shock the life outta me that year I can tell ya. "

Not the surprise you were expecting

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town


"I found out I was pregnant one Valentine's day ..... Cupid shock the life outta me that year I can tell ya.

Not the surprise you were expecting"

lol no

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By *s louWoman  over a year ago

Enniskillen


"When I was 14 I worked in the local shop....a bloke used to deliver stuff to us and I sent him a valentine's card as a joke. One of my work mate's blabber who had sent it so the next night he landed at my house with roses and a card. I felt really bad about it as I didn't fancy him

Awk lol but sweet"

Still see him about...we can laugh about it now lol. Was probably the last time I ever got a bloody valentine's card too

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By *ohn MingoMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Shakespeare was a bore.

Romeo and Juliet were idiots.

Valentines day is a manufactured holiday.

show and tell your loved ones they're loved regularly....not just one day a year.

bah humbug.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Here's something new

Violets are Violet

Not fucking blue...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I was 14 I worked in the local shop....a bloke used to deliver stuff to us and I sent him a valentine's card as a joke. One of my work mate's blabber who had sent it so the next night he landed at my house with roses and a card. I felt really bad about it as I didn't fancy him

Awk lol but sweet

Still see him about...we can laugh about it now lol. Was probably the last time I ever got a bloody valentine's card too "

Awww at least you got to giggle about it, just not the way you planned

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shakespeare was a bore.

Romeo and Juliet were idiots.

Valentines day is a manufactured holiday.

show and tell your loved ones they're loved regularly....not just one day a year.

bah humbug. "

Cheer up grumpy hole

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"When I was 14 I was head over heels in love with a foxy red head her dad made her baby sit on Valentine's night for her sisters kids, so bold as u like I walk up to the door knock on it with the biggest card my pocket money could buy and a cuddly white teddy bear.

Her dad had sent a msg trough her friend y.... (foxy redhead)wasn't going out with any guys till she was 18,I didn't care I was head over heels so I knocked not once but three times and awaited my love to present her with theses meger tokens of my young love.

U can imagine my surprise when her dad opened the door and growled what do u want so I presented him with a card and teddy bear saying that guy around the corner paid me to deliver theses and I legged it

Anyway my love wasn't to be she dumped me two months later for another guy

34 years later I got my reward she whispered in my ear as I fucked her u were my only real love and as u can guess yea I shot my load and legged it again before her hubbie got home (not the guy she dumped me for)

Oh you player

It was so worth the wait hope she comes home again this year

Any time I was silly enough to trample on old turf, it just hammered home there was a reason they were my ex

She was young she didn't realise what she was throwing away

That's my excuse and I am sticking to it

She isn't the one who bottled it under her fathers gaze "

He was hughhheeee I was 14

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Roses are red

Here's something new

Violets are Violet

Not fucking blue..."

Roses are Red

Violets are Not blue

Same as my bank account

Dinners on you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are red

Here's something new

Violets are Violet

Not fucking blue...

Roses are Red

Violets are Not blue

Same as my bank account

Dinners on you"

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By *ndrew1972Man  over a year ago

Roscrea


"Shakespeare was a bore.

Romeo and Juliet were idiots.

Valentines day is a manufactured holiday.

show and tell your loved ones they're loved regularly....not just one day a year.

bah humbug. "

Ah go away ya big grump. You'll be skipping home with roses & chocolates cos you're in love....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always got them off my godmother who would put in a riddle every year.. should if known after the 6th year it was her as ever but I always remained hopeful

#aunty Lizzie

Xxx

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Shakespeare was a bore.

Romeo and Juliet were idiots.

Valentines day is a manufactured holiday.

show and tell your loved ones they're loved regularly....not just one day a year.

bah humbug.

Ah go away ya big grump. You'll be skipping home with roses & chocolates cos you're in love.... "

Fooking right he will if he knows what's good for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I was 14 I was head over heels in love with a foxy red head her dad made her baby sit on Valentine's night for her sisters kids, so bold as u like I walk up to the door knock on it with the biggest card my pocket money could buy and a cuddly white teddy bear.

Her dad had sent a msg trough her friend y.... (foxy redhead)wasn't going out with any guys till she was 18,I didn't care I was head over heels so I knocked not once but three times and awaited my love to present her with theses meger tokens of my young love.

U can imagine my surprise when her dad opened the door and growled what do u want so I presented him with a card and teddy bear saying that guy around the corner paid me to deliver theses and I legged it

Anyway my love wasn't to be she dumped me two months later for another guy

34 years later I got my reward she whispered in my ear as I fucked her u were my only real love and as u can guess yea I shot my load and legged it again before her hubbie got home (not the guy she dumped me for)

Oh you player

It was so worth the wait hope she comes home again this year

Any time I was silly enough to trample on old turf, it just hammered home there was a reason they were my ex

She was young she didn't realise what she was throwing away

That's my excuse and I am sticking to it

She isn't the one who bottled it under her fathers gaze

He was hughhheeee I was 14 "

I know lol that bit did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I always got them off my godmother who would put in a riddle every year.. should if known after the 6th year it was her as ever but I always remained hopeful

#aunty Lizzie

Xxx"

So sweet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

First time in 18 years I am single on valentines day. I've had some really crappy valentines days. 2 nice ones.

This year. Taking my sweet ass on a date. With myself. It will be fabulous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"First time in 18 years I am single on valentines day. I've had some really crappy valentines days. 2 nice ones.

This year. Taking my sweet ass on a date. With myself. It will be fabulous.

"

That's the way to do it flirt & enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"First time in 18 years I am single on valentines day. I've had some really crappy valentines days. 2 nice ones.

This year. Taking my sweet ass on a date. With myself. It will be fabulous.

That's the way to do it flirt & enjoy. "

What are you lovely ladies doing ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"First time in 18 years I am single on valentines day. I've had some really crappy valentines days. 2 nice ones.

This year. Taking my sweet ass on a date. With myself. It will be fabulous.

That's the way to do it flirt & enjoy.

What are you lovely ladies doing ?? "

Locking the doors & pulling the curtains

Cheers Risqué Miss K

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"First time in 18 years I am single on valentines day. I've had some really crappy valentines days. 2 nice ones.

This year. Taking my sweet ass on a date. With myself. It will be fabulous.

That's the way to do it flirt & enjoy.

What are you lovely ladies doing ??

Locking the doors & pulling the curtains

Cheers Risqué Miss K "

Oi we might even squeeze some food in too

Madame B

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